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06-02-2003, 11:21 AM
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
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A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates....
"Have you ever done a good deed?" asks St. Peter.
"Sure, one time I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a womain. I walked up to the leader, punched him in the face, kicked over his bike and told him 'You leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'" "That was brave of you," says St. Peter. "When did this happen?" "About 20 seconds ago."
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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06-02-2003, 11:27 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: Dis
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06-02-2003, 11:36 AM
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When it rains, it pours
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06-02-2003, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The other side of Hell
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A bald man walking down the street with two rabbits on his head is stopped by another...
He asks... Do you know you have two rabbits on your head? The man replies... Yes, but from far away they look like hares.  |
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06-02-2003, 11:51 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Scottsdale :)
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3 Nuns die instantly in a car crash and appear at the pearly gates.
The first one talks to St. Peter and he says 'well of course you can enter but first you must rinse any parts of your body that touched a mans penis in the Holy water' The Nun looks ashamed and goes to rinse off her hand. Suddenly a fight breaks out between the other two Nuns. 'Sisters, sisters what is the trouble here?' Asks St. Peter Well says one Nun ' I'm not using that as mouthwash after she's rinsed out her ass.' |
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