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stocktrader23 · 06-02-2003, 11:21 AM

"Have you ever done a good deed?" asks St. Peter.

"Sure, one time I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a womain. I walked up to the leader, punched him in the face, kicked over his bike and told him 'You leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'"

"That was brave of you," says St. Peter. "When did this happen?"

"About 20 seconds ago."

06-02-2003, 11:21 AM
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates.... "Have you ever done a good deed?" asks St. Peter. "Sure, one time I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a womain. I walked up to the leader, punched him in the face, kicked over his bike and told him 'You leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'" "That was brave of you," says St. Peter. "When did this happen?" "About 20 seconds ago." __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."