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psyko514 · 05-12-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Swoit

Ding! winner...

Ok, in the same episode, name the 3 overlooked food groups that dr nick talks about

Steve

The whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic

psyko514 · 05-12-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gimmy
I love it when he starts to pray and calls Jesus, "Jebus" and mentions the gods of all religions

Save me Jebus!

psyko514 · 05-12-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by DrGuile
The Beer Baron
Narator: ...Walking about in a garish new hat he seems to say: "Look at me Rex Baner, I have new hat"

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: [quiet, from far] No you won't!
Rex Banner: Yes, I will!
Homer: Won't!

i love that part!

Homer: Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death.
Marge: Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long!

And then the scene where his stills keep exploding and he's in bed going "KABOOM! KABLOOEY!"

Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?
Moe: Um... uhh... the best damn pet shop in town!

Swoit · 05-12-2003, 05:13 PM

Heh

You're a one man simpsons-a-thon :-)

Steve

Libertine · 05-12-2003, 06:20 PM

Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if i do! *goes crazy*

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thesexattic · 05-12-2003, 06:25 PM

I won a Simpsons trivia contest here on a local station. I got more pts. because I didn't use multiple choice. Its the all-time greatest show ever...no question.

Best Episodes for me:

1. Homer's Phobia
2. Krusty gets Kancelled
3. Whacking Day
3. You only movie twice
5. 22 Short Films about Springfield

I'm a loser

DrGuile · 05-12-2003, 06:52 PM

Homer vs the 18th amendment.

thats the name I was looking for

DrGuile · 05-12-2003, 06:53 PM

Moe: This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?

Beat it, Ive got no room for cheapskapes!

foe · 05-12-2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by DrGuile

That is a good episode!

most are

CDSmith · 05-12-2003, 07:25 PM

Best thread EVER!!

Fav episode, well one of them.... Homer's heart surgery.

Dr Nick: (enters the O.R., does his "HI every-bo-dy!" thing) he pulls on a latex glove and says "These gloves came FREE with my toilet brush!"

The last thing Homer sees before he goes under is Dr Nick's face above him, as Dr Nick points down at Homer's chest cavity and says "What the hell is that??"

Later, Moe and Barney are visiting Homer in his hospital room. Moe has brought him a beer,
Homer thanks him, and a second later Moe says "Ah, you know Homer that beer ain't free"

foe · 05-12-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by 49thParallel
Homer sits Bart in the middle of the freeway in a chair, facing a Laramee ad with a picture of a volupuous woman smoking a cigarette...(after Homer thinks Bart may be Gay)

HOMER: Does that ad make you want a woman?

BART: No, but I cold really go for a smoke.

good one

foe · 05-12-2003, 07:26 PM

no tv and no beer make home somehting something
marge : go crazy
home : dont mind if i do askdjfsjb
marge : aaaahhhh

foe · 05-12-2003, 07:32 PM

How bout homer gets a gun

Homer comes home, marge close your eyes I have a suprise for you...
see marge opening eyes and homer has gun pointed at her.

sherie · 05-12-2003, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Yo Adrian
Homer trying to get Marge to donate her uterus for money....

"C'mon Marge, it's a uterUS not a uterYOU"

LOL

ROTFLMAO!!! I almost never laughed so hard!

One of my favorite episodes and quotes EVER!

I always try to catch the begining (if they don't cut it out) where Bart is writing on the chalk board...

'I will not hang doughnuts off my person'

Mr.Teen · 05-12-2003, 08:03 PM

DrewKole · 05-12-2003, 08:18 PM

This is one of the best threads ever. =)

Bump

sherie · 05-12-2003, 08:22 PM

A quote a chalkboard caught tonight;

'I don't have power of attorney over first graders'

foe · 05-13-2003, 06:43 PM

Porn Mickey · 05-14-2003, 04:24 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

My girlfriend refuses to watch the Simpsons with me because I recite the whole episodes while watching them.

Simpsons 4ever!

titmowse · 05-14-2003, 04:37 AM

my fave episode is the one with homer and mr burns when they get trapped in the cabin together

d0se · 05-14-2003, 04:54 AM

Ned flanders imagines moving to hollywood...

Rod Flanders: Hey daddy baby! We're movie producers now!
Tod Flanders: And we're JEWISH!!
Ned: AAAAAAAAAAARGH

hahmike · 05-19-2003, 05:59 PM

homer: if something goes wrong, blame the guy who doesn't speak english

Lykos · 05-19-2003, 07:00 PM

My favorite

Elli · 05-19-2003, 08:33 PM

I LOVED the two last night, esp. the one that ended with them singing the Canadian anthem because the American one was too warlike. K, the cop's son gets carried away by a wolf, and as he's being carried over a hill, he says, 'Your breath smells like dead bunnies." That's my new favourite. An old standby is the S-M-R-T song

SpacemanSpiff · 05-19-2003, 08:59 PM

http://pornoflixxx.com/simpsons.htm

A lot of simpsons quotes in wav files, plus some other junk.

My daughter got me a blow-up Homer punching doll that says stuff when you hit him. Too cool.

Is it just me, or do the new episodes just seem to be lacking?

B Sandwich · 05-20-2003, 12:17 AM

my personal favorite quote...

Homer, in the car with ned in the episode where they become best friend - " NED FLANDERS IS MY BEST FRIEND! AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT"

Karl to Lenny - "What did he just say?"

Lenny to Karl - "I don't know, something about being gay"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

also, in the newer episode where they go to "Efcot Center"

they are riding a ride which simulates a new electronic car, and the ride says, "I don't go fast, I can't go far, and if you drive me, people will think you are gay."

andrew1009 · 05-20-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by tical
(homer impersonating mr. burns)

Homer: Exxaaaccttlyy (puts fingertips together)

Only a few of you guys will get that one ;)

hehe, I've been doing that all weekend, haha!

drunkmonkey · 05-20-2003, 12:43 AM

It amazes me that after a decade that show is still funny as shit. And Bart is still 9.

white_rabit · 05-20-2003, 02:27 AM

Best episode ever: The chilli eating competition, Homer starts his fear and loathing /quest for soul mate saga and wakes up in a sandtrap on a golf course.

Best quote ever:
(Marge) Homer; Mr Smithers called and said that if your not in work tomorrow then dont bother going in on Monday.
(Homer) WooHoo 4 day weekend!!!

SpaceAce · 05-20-2003, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff
[url]Is it just me, or do the new episodes just seem to be lacking?

It's not just you. The show just hasn't been as good for the past several years. The Simpsons used to be filled with tons of little cultural jokes and witty remarks that were easy to miss but really made the show. Homer used to be a loveable oaf but now he's just a moron. And an asshole.

The show still has slapstick potential but I don't go out of my way to watch it, anymore, and when I do it's never quite as satisfying as it used to be.

Now, the good stuff. Almost anything Ralph Wiggum says is hilarious. My personal favorites are:

"Daddy says I'm <B>this</B> close to sleeping in the yard."
"I bent my Wookie."
"My knob tastes funny."

From the newer episodes, the one where Marge got a boob job was really stupid but had a funny quote. Marge is yelling at the doctor about giving her the accidental boob job and when she threatens to tell Homer, the doctor says, "Ah, yes, your husband. I'm sure he's going to be furious," in that goofy accent. Very funny.

My vote for best episode is split between the Hank Scorpio episode and Whacking Day.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce · 05-20-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Now, the good stuff. Almost anything Ralph Wiggum says is hilarious. My personal favorites are:

"Daddy says I'm <B>this</B> close to sleeping in the yard."
"I bent my Wookie."
"My knob tastes funny."

My vote for best episode is split between the Hank Scorpio episode and Whacking Day.

Actually, I need to add two things. First, what I believe to be the all-time best Simpson's quote:

"My children! They need wine!"

Second, a third episode tied for my favorite: The Foreign Echange Student episode where Bart goes to France.

SpaceAce

ldinternet · 09-01-2003, 10:15 AM

Homer and Bart go minature golfing, and there's a six stroke limit. At the end of the course, Bart adds up the scores.

Bart: Final score. Bart, forty one. Homer, six plus six plus six plus six plus six...

Homer: NEVERMIND!

chowda · 09-01-2003, 10:20 AM

Inside, at lunch, Freddy is served something in a bowl by a waiter.

Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this?
Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir. ["shaudere"]
Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it? Say it loud enough so everyone can hear. Cone on, say it...
Waiter: Ahem. Chowder. ["shaudere"]
Freddy: [raucous laughter] Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It's "chowda".
["chowda"] Say it right!
Waiter: [pause] Chowder. ["shaudear"]
Freddy: [laugher] Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you.

thus explaining my name

Sarah_Jayne · 09-01-2003, 10:53 AM

qouted atleast twice a week in our house

' Must kill moe.....weeeeee'

puresexnow · 09-01-2003, 11:11 AM

At the chilli cook off after managing to eat the Guatamalan insanity pepper...

to chief wiggum : "heheh, Don't quit your day job......... whatever that is.."

and same episode..

"I hope I didn't brain my damage!"

huey · 09-01-2003, 11:15 AM

Bart to Lisa........" Don't take that tone with me young lady , or you will taste the back of my hand"

Sarah_Jayne · 09-01-2003, 11:49 AM

okay, something in the thread keeps crashing my browswer and once my whole machine.

Jim_Gunn · 09-01-2003, 12:06 PM

Fave Homer Quote
[To his fellow employees on the verge of a strike]
"If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it real half-assed. Thats the American way!"

Fave Blackboards:
"Beans Are Neither Fruit Nor Musical"
"There ARE other businesses like show business"

Fave Sight Gag:
[Sign above the entrance to the pool store Homer is shopping at which features a shark about to devour a swimmer]

Pool Shark: Where The Buyer Is Our Chum

Lickshots · 09-01-2003, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
"This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

- Rev. Lovejoy

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

emthree · 09-01-2003, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by thesexattic
Just more proof to show that is by far the best written show in the history of television!

couldent agree more

Lickshots · 09-01-2003, 12:28 PM

Lisa: Hi, Mr. Flanders, I see you're reading the newspaper.
Ned: Yep! Everything but the opinion page. I don't need to be told what to think--by anyone living!

ldinternet · 09-16-2003, 09:27 PM

This has been on my mind all day, I had to post it somewhere.

Homer is trying to find his long lost brother, so he goes searching for the orphanage where his brother lived as a child. When he gets there, he finds that the orphanage is now a gas station. He approaches one of the attendants.

Homer: 148... uh, this is it. Excuse me, is this an orphanage?

Attendant: Wow, you're a little late pal, they tore down the orphanage 30-odd years ago

Homer (drops to his knees): 30 years?! I'll never find him! I'm doomed to walk through this life alone! OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?!!

Attendant: Take it easy buddy, they moved across the street.

Absolute genius.

brand0n · 09-16-2003, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by psili
Bart: Homer, are you licking toads?
Homer: I'm not not licking toads.

ahhhahahaha

AssFairy · 09-16-2003, 10:12 PM

Jumping springfield gauge on barts skateboard

wohoo I'm going to make it, I'm going to make it, this is the greatest moment of my life. (or something like that)

The rest is maximum pleasure

stevecore · 09-16-2003, 10:24 PM

OTTO: Man, what have I been smoking?!? Oh yeah! POT!

beemk · 09-16-2003, 10:29 PM

simpsons > *

ldinternet · 09-16-2003, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
Homer: Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death.
Marge: Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long!

And then the scene where his stills keep exploding and he's in bed going "KABOOM! KABLOOEY!"

Mortimer · 09-16-2003, 10:51 PM

One joke I really liked is when Homer is leaving work midday and bumps into Mr Burns on the way out and tells him "Cover for me". Then, Burns sits in Homer's chair, start eating his donut and slack around. Karl and Lenny both go by the open door and each time, both Burns and Karl/Lenny are afraid cause they think they got caught not working, lol

Really was a funny one... Can't remember why Homer has to leave work though and what the rest of this episode is about

420 · 09-16-2003, 11:00 PM

Homer: You know what made me feel better about myself? That award I got for world's greatest dad.

Bart: Dad you bought that cause it was full of gummy worms.

Lisa: And you only wanted those as bait to catch gummy fish.

Homer: Which I did. (eats a piece of gummy fish) mmm....trophy

On-top · 09-17-2003, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by drunkmonkey
It amazes me that after a decade that show is still funny as shit. And Bart is still 9.

On one of the chalkboard writings, Bart writes, "I should be 21 by now." Just funny...

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foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	How bout homer gets a gun Homer comes home, marge close your eyes I have a suprise for you... see marge opening eyes and homer has gun pointed at her.

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d0se Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 1,225	Ned flanders imagines moving to hollywood... Rod Flanders: Hey daddy baby! We're movie producers now! Tod Flanders: And we're JEWISH!! Ned: AAAAAAAAAAARGH

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B Sandwich Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nola Posts: 1,600	my personal favorite quote... Homer, in the car with ned in the episode where they become best friend - " NED FLANDERS IS MY BEST FRIEND! AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT" Karl to Lenny - "What did he just say?" Lenny to Karl - "I don't know, something about being gay" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- also, in the newer episode where they go to "Efcot Center" they are riding a ride which simulates a new electronic car, and the ride says, "I don't go fast, I can't go far, and if you drive me, people will think you are gay." __________________ PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer and Bart go minature golfing, and there's a six stroke limit. At the end of the course, Bart adds up the scores. Bart: Final score. Bart, forty one. Homer, six plus six plus six plus six plus six... Homer: NEVERMIND!

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Jim_Gunn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Where The Teens Are Posts: 5,702	Fave Homer Quote [To his fellow employees on the verge of a strike] "If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it real half-assed. Thats the American way!" Fave Blackboards: "Beans Are Neither Fruit Nor Musical" "There ARE other businesses like show business" Fave Sight Gag: [Sign above the entrance to the pool store Homer is shopping at which features a shark about to devour a swimmer] Pool Shark: Where The Buyer Is Our Chum Last edited by Jim_Gunn; 09-01-2003 at 12:08 PM..

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	This has been on my mind all day, I had to post it somewhere. Homer is trying to find his long lost brother, so he goes searching for the orphanage where his brother lived as a child. When he gets there, he finds that the orphanage is now a gas station. He approaches one of the attendants. Homer: 148... uh, this is it. Excuse me, is this an orphanage? Attendant: Wow, you're a little late pal, they tore down the orphanage 30-odd years ago Homer (drops to his knees): 30 years?! I'll never find him! I'm doomed to walk through this life alone! OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?!! Attendant: Take it easy buddy, they moved across the street. Absolute genius.

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Mortimer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Where the hell am I now? Posts: 153	One joke I really liked is when Homer is leaving work midday and bumps into Mr Burns on the way out and tells him "Cover for me". Then, Burns sits in Homer's chair, start eating his donut and slack around. Karl and Lenny both go by the open door and each time, both Burns and Karl/Lenny are afraid cause they think they got caught not working, lol Really was a funny one... Can't remember why Homer has to leave work though and what the rest of this episode is about __________________ The wiseman owns little but knows much, while the fool knows little but owns much

09-16-2003, 11:00 PM	#99
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Homer: You know what made me feel better about myself? That award I got for world's greatest dad. Bart: Dad you bought that cause it was full of gummy worms. Lisa: And you only wanted those as bait to catch gummy fish. Homer: Which I did. (eats a piece of gummy fish) mmm....trophy __________________ <!--BEGIN SIMUTRONICS PLAY BUTTON CODE --> <p align="center"> <a href="http://buddy.play.net/dr?TMOREAU1"> <img src="drplay.gif" width="128" height="64" alt="Play DragonRealms!"></a></p> <!--END SIMUTRONICS PLAY BUTTON CODE --> Last edited by 420; 09-16-2003 at 11:03 PM..