This has been on my mind all day, I had to post it somewhere.
Homer is trying to find his long lost brother, so he goes searching for the orphanage where his brother lived as a child. When he gets there, he finds that the orphanage is now a gas station. He approaches one of the attendants.
Homer: 148... uh, this is it. Excuse me, is this an orphanage?
Attendant: Wow, you're a little late pal, they tore down the orphanage 30-odd years ago
Homer (drops to his knees): 30 years?! I'll never find him! I'm doomed to walk through this life alone! OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?!!
Attendant: Take it easy buddy, they moved across the street.
Absolute genius.
