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disco · 05-08-2003, 12:50 PM

hey - i am looking for cool lines for our newest paysite:
www.dumbassbroads.com (not up yet)

Our designer is working now - and this is my plan:

Storyline of the tour should be guys trying to get stupid girlies into bed. Quite a lot like the blonde-jokes.

You see a pic of a guy telling a hot babe "yes, baby - I reallly am gay - but I need to see what its like...just once"

or - "I have a terminal illness, and this might be the last day of my life..."

or - "Dont worry baby, I am a doctor"

Or a girl sucking a guy real hard, and he sais: "sure baby, i promise i wont come in your mouth"

etc. etc. etc.

You got the idea, right?

I am not having custom content made for now, so the lines should be working with general pics.

Now - give me your best lines

Best one is up for a $50 reward via paypal!

/Disco!

maxjohan · 05-08-2003, 12:56 PM

the dumber you are, the better you are..

something like that?

maxjohan · 05-08-2003, 12:59 PM

dont we need pics for this??

disco · 05-08-2003, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
dont we need pics for this??

no no - the whole point is that the lines should work with all kinds of pics...

sexyclicks · 05-08-2003, 01:04 PM

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?

Sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up!

Lost? Allow my tie to point you in the right direction!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?

disco · 05-08-2003, 01:06 PM

now we are talking

hehe

keep 'em cumming!

sexyclicks · 05-08-2003, 01:15 PM

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

So, you're a girl huh?

Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69

sherie · 05-08-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
the dumber you are, the better you are..

something like that?

Or

'The dumber you are, the smarter I look'

sexyclicks · 05-08-2003, 01:26 PM

Hi, my name is mike, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (she says no) Good, because mine is 8 inches.

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?

Hi, my name is mike. I eat pussy like a woman.

I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

I'm hard. You wet?

Hey baby, I'll fuck you so hard the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy...

MattO · 05-08-2003, 01:33 PM

I heard you are a FILTHY WHORE CAN I FUCK YOU?
oh, sorry I thought you were my mom.

(sick)

disco · 05-08-2003, 01:55 PM

come guys

gimme some more!

dd2 · 05-08-2003, 01:58 PM

"seriously this cream is good for your skin"

disco · 05-08-2003, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dd2
"seriously this cream is good for your skin"

hehe - that was a good one

me like!

disco · 05-08-2003, 02:35 PM

anyone else?

kristydoll · 05-08-2003, 02:38 PM

It won't hurt - I promise

disco · 05-08-2003, 02:40 PM

what bout: "I swear - I missed, didnt mean to put it in that hole"

disco · 05-08-2003, 02:58 PM

or: "oh god baby - i promise you, i have been impotent all mylife, you are amazing"

heh

Trolleater · 05-08-2003, 03:23 PM

what's the internet?

kristydoll · 05-08-2003, 03:27 PM

unfortunately, too many smart girls fall for this one...

but I love you, baby

vegas2003 · 05-08-2003, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by disco
hey - i am looking for cool lines for our newest paysite:
www.dumbassbroads.com (not up yet)

Our designer is working now - and this is my plan:

Storyline of the tour should be guys trying to get stupid girlies into bed. Quite a lot like the blonde-jokes.

You see a pic of a guy telling a hot babe "yes, baby - I reallly am gay - but I need to see what its like...just once"

or - "I have a terminal illness, and this might be the last day of my life..."

or - "Dont worry baby, I am a doctor"

Or a girl sucking a guy real hard, and he sais: "sure baby, i promise i wont come in your mouth"

etc. etc. etc.

You got the idea, right?

I am not having custom content made for now, so the lines should be working with general pics.

Now - give me your best lines

Best one is up for a $50 reward via paypal!

/Disco!

guy says to girl "you must be wearing windex because I can see myself in your pants"

disco · 05-08-2003, 10:54 PM

keep it up...

psyko514 · 05-08-2003, 11:07 PM

playing doctor is for little kids. let's play gynocologist.

psyko514 · 05-08-2003, 11:07 PM

you're dad must work for kodak because you're well developed!

psyko514 · 05-08-2003, 11:08 PM

if you were a mcdonalds burger, you'd be the McMmmm

kristydoll · 05-08-2003, 11:37 PM

I'm bored...

Studies prove you can increase your bust size by having sex.

Bet you a dollar that I can make you cum.

nofx · 05-08-2003, 11:44 PM

Want to see the shit stains on my boxers?

psyko514 · 05-08-2003, 11:47 PM

are you a parking ticket? cause you have "FINE" written all over you!

booker · 05-08-2003, 11:53 PM

This is so fucking gay.. anyone can go on google and find a million pickup lines and post them in this thread. That's worth $50?

...

disco · 05-09-2003, 01:54 AM

actually its not pickuplines im looking for...
look at the initial post

05-08-2003, 12:50 PM	#1
disco So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 78	what are dumbassbroads thinking? $50 paypal contest! hey - i am looking for cool lines for our newest paysite: www.dumbassbroads.com (not up yet) Our designer is working now - and this is my plan: Storyline of the tour should be guys trying to get stupid girlies into bed. Quite a lot like the blonde-jokes. You see a pic of a guy telling a hot babe "yes, baby - I reallly am gay - but I need to see what its like...just once" or - "I have a terminal illness, and this might be the last day of my life..." or - "Dont worry baby, I am a doctor" Or a girl sucking a guy real hard, and he sais: "sure baby, i promise i wont come in your mouth" etc. etc. etc. You got the idea, right? I am not having custom content made for now, so the lines should be working with general pics. Now - give me your best lines Best one is up for a $50 reward via paypal! /Disco! Last edited by disco; 05-08-2003 at 12:57 PM..

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05-08-2003, 01:06 PM	#6
disco So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 78	now we are talking hehe keep 'em cumming!

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sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. So, you're a girl huh? Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere? Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?" Which one of the Spice girls are you? Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69

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sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	Hi, my name is mike, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck? I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (she says no) Good, because mine is 8 inches. I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant? Hi, my name is mike. I eat pussy like a woman. I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you? Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I? I'm hard. You wet? Hey baby, I'll fuck you so hard the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done. Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy...

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disco So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 78	anyone else?

05-08-2003, 02:40 PM	#16
disco So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 78	what bout: "I swear - I missed, didnt mean to put it in that hole"

05-08-2003, 02:58 PM	#17
disco So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 78	or: "oh god baby - i promise you, i have been impotent all mylife, you are amazing" heh

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05-08-2003, 10:54 PM	#21
disco So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 78	keep it up...

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05-09-2003, 01:54 AM	#29
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