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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?
Sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up!
Lost? Allow my tie to point you in the right direction!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway
Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?
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