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Hi, my name is mike, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (she says no) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
Hi, my name is mike. I eat pussy like a woman.
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?
I'm hard. You wet?
Hey baby, I'll fuck you so hard the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy...
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