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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
So, you're a girl huh?
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69
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