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ry0t · 04-13-2003, 12:20 AM

And why do I get the impression he hates America?

stocktrader23 · 04-13-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by ry0t
And why do I get the impression he hates America?

Because like most war mongers on this board you read "Bush is retarded", "this war isn't about freeing Iraqis", and "fuck the stupid U.S. government" as hate for the U.S.?

bhutocracy · 04-13-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by ry0t
And why do I get the impression he hates America?

he's just jealous.

p00p · 04-13-2003, 12:25 AM

I love love LOVE the U.S.A.!!

We wouldn't have what we got without the good citizens of the U.S.A. paying for our smut. God Bless America!

psyko514 · 04-13-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Because like most war mongers on this board you read "Bush is retarded", "this war isn't about freeing Iraqis", and "fuck the stupid U.S. government" as hate for the U.S.?

dude, are you saying bush isn't retarded?

UnseenWorld · 04-13-2003, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

dude, are you saying bush isn't retarded?

You know, I voted for Gore, but I'm trying to imagine Gore dealing with 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq. It just ain't happenin'.

galleryseek · 04-13-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

dude, are you saying bush isn't retarded?

bush is probably the most brilliant president yet.

ry0t · 04-13-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by p00p
I love love LOVE the U.S.A.!!
We wouldn't have what we got without the good citizens of the U.S.A. paying for our smut. God Bless America!

I guess it's because we can afford it?

stocktrader23 · 04-13-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

dude, are you saying bush isn't retarded?

No fucking way man. I called Bush a retard the first time I saw him on TV and I have continued to call him an idiot until this day. Was just saying alot of people take "Bush is retarded" as hating the US. On this board anyway.

p00p · 04-13-2003, 12:34 AM

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No fucking way man. I called Bush a retard the first time I saw him on TV and I have continued to call him an idiot until this day. Was just saying alot of people take "Bush is retarded" as hating the US. On this board anyway.

I love the US!!

04-13-2003, 12:34 AM

he's ma dawg and i'd fuck him

psyko514 · 04-13-2003, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

You know, I voted for Gore, but I'm trying to imagine Gore dealing with 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq. It just ain't happenin'.

Could he have handled 9/11? Probably not.
But the Iraqi invasion? It wouldn't have happened.

stocktrader23 · 04-13-2003, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by p00p

I love the US!!

Me too but Bush and just about his entire gang are ass-monkeys.

bhutocracy · 04-13-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

You know, I voted for Gore, but I'm trying to imagine Gore dealing with 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq. It just ain't happenin'.

I think Gore would have handled 9/11 fine, for a starters being "presidential" in a time of crisis is like shooting fish in a barrel (hell *OUR* prime ministers support went up 10-15% because of what happened in *YOUR* country.. at times of national crisis the people get behind their leaders), Clintons anti-terrorism proposals wouldn't have been scrapped and redrawn in partisan scent marking and would have already been implemented by 9/11 perhaps preventing it, and crushing Al-Queada in Afghanistan with the world's support isn't too much of a feat.

Iraq though.. yeah, that would have been handled differently.. Can't say better or worse though.

stocktrader23 · 04-13-2003, 12:39 AM

And Gore wouldn't be such a bitch about porn.

bhutocracy · 04-13-2003, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
And Gore wouldn't be such a bitch about porn.

as long as he kept a cock stuffed in the mouth of that wife of his.

stocktrader23 · 04-13-2003, 12:42 AM

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as long as he kept a cock stuffed in the mouth of that wife of his.

Clinton already had that covered.

bhutocracy · 04-13-2003, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Clinton already had that covered.

hahah.. he sure knew how to take one for the team

ry0t · 04-13-2003, 12:45 AM

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he's ma dawg and i'd fuck him

You'd fuck a male midget stuffing his ass with bananas. :\

rooster · 04-13-2003, 12:48 AM

"And Gore wouldn't be such a bitch about porn."

His beast of a wife tried to censor songs as tame as Twisted Sister's 'were not gonna take it'.

But I suppose you are right. He would have been just like Clinton, not doing anything. Look what 8 years of status quo got us.

stocktrader23 · 04-13-2003, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
"And Gore wouldn't be such a bitch about porn."

His beast of a wife tried to censor songs as tame as Twisted Sister's 'were not gonna take it'.

But I suppose you are right. He would have been just like Clinton, not doing anything. Look what the status quo got us.

You know how women are. Bitch is on a power trip because her husband is in politics. Gore's buddies wouldn't allow some rediculous shit to go through and I actually like it when they make their bills so fucking retarded that they will never pass.

04-13-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by ry0t

You'd fuck a male midget stuffing his ass with bananas. :\

I'd fuck juicylinks!

ry0t · 04-13-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

You know how women are. Bitch is on a power trip because her husband is in politics. Gore's buddies wouldn't allow some rediculous shit to go through and I actually like it when they make their bills so fucking retarded that they will never pass.

*ridiculous

jas1552 · 04-13-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

I think Gore would have handled 9/11 fine, for a starters being "presidential" in a time of crisis is like shooting fish in a barrel (hell *OUR* prime ministers support went up 10-15% because of what happened in *YOUR* country.. at times of national crisis the people get behind their leaders), Clintons anti-terrorism proposals wouldn't have been scrapped and redrawn in partisan scent marking and would have already been implemented by 9/11 perhaps preventing it, and crushing Al-Queada in Afghanistan with the world's support isn't too much of a feat.

Iraq though.. yeah, that would have been handled differently.. Can't say better or worse though.

Oh yes Clintons anti terrorism policies worked wonders.

I do agree that any president would have done Afghanistan. I doubt however that Gore would have taken as a hard a line as Bush with the "You're either with us or against us." stuff. We'll never know of course but on Iraq I think he would have continued Clinton's all talk no action policy.

bhutocracy · 04-13-2003, 01:05 AM

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Oh yes Clintons anti terrorism policies worked wonders.

Clinton's proposed "rollback Al-Quaeda" anti-terrorism policies were scrapped by Bush in the usual partisan bureaucratic shit when he was elected. If they had have been implemented straight away 9/11 could have been averted.. It was sheer luck/imcompetence they got away with it in the first place, let alone if the spotlight was really on them.
Fuck I hate when that sort of shit happens. You can't use someone else's policies because if they work then you don't get the credit.. assholes.

Joe Sixpack · 04-13-2003, 01:30 AM

Joe Sixpack is an alcoholic and a pothead.

He is also an atheist and in the words of his last girlfriend a "complete bastard".

I think he deserves his own action figure.

KrazieSweets · 04-13-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Joe Sixpack is an alcoholic and a pothead.

He is also an atheist and in the words of his last girlfriend a "complete bastard".

I think he deserves his own action figure.

mule · 04-13-2003, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
bush is probably the most brilliant president yet.

heh, he's definitely a lot smarter than you

ThunderBalls · 04-13-2003, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
"And Gore wouldn't be such a bitch about porn."

His beast of a wife tried to censor songs as tame as Twisted Sister's 'were not gonna take it'.

But I suppose you are right. He would have been just like Clinton, not doing anything. Look what 8 years of status quo got us.

Yep, Clinton didnt do anything. He didnt start a war, he didnt fuck up the economy, he didnt wipe his ass with the constitution, and he didnt fuck the environment up. No wonder you were constipated for eight years.

ry0t · 04-13-2003, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Joe Sixpack is an alcoholic and a pothead.

He is also an atheist and in the words of his last girlfriend a "complete bastard".

I think he deserves his own action figure.

Very cool,

Now I know your opinion means dick.

Mishi · 04-13-2003, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

I think Gore would have handled 9/11 fine, for a starters being "presidential" in a time of crisis is like shooting fish in a barrel (hell *OUR* prime ministers support went up 10-15% because of what happened in *YOUR* country.. at times of national crisis the people get behind their leaders), Clintons anti-terrorism proposals wouldn't have been scrapped and redrawn in partisan scent marking and would have already been implemented by 9/11 perhaps preventing it, and crushing Al-Queada in Afghanistan with the world's support isn't too much of a feat.

Iraq though.. yeah, that would have been handled differently.. Can't say better or worse though.

Actually, if I'm remembering correctly (and speaking as a fan of Clinton - I know, please don't throw rotten tomatoes...), some of the "anti-terrorism" measures proposed under the Clinton administration were pretty damned draconian...though they're nothing compared to what Ash-hahahahaha and Company have come up with.

bhutocracy you're spot on with "...at times of national crisis the people get behind their leaders...". There's a whole book that could be written based on that simple fact alone. (And probably has been.)

The Other Steve · 04-13-2003, 04:16 AM

Interesting how a query about Joe Sixpack devolves into a discussion on the merits of the Republican and Democratic contenders at the last election.

I wonder what that says about Joe Sixpack - or even worse - what does it say about the standard of US presidential contenders?

Massivecock · 04-13-2003, 04:41 AM

Hia Name is Joe and he has a sixpack!

FlyingIguana · 04-13-2003, 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by galleryseek

bush is probably the most brilliant president yet.

he is an idiot. he has balls, but he isn't smooth when dealing with other countries. he could have dealt with things in a much better way and maybe he could have gotten more support for what he wanted to do.

not to mention he's a republican.

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