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Old 06-08-2016, 03:28 PM   #1
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A spider just bit my penis!
I was just on m way to the local 711, driving when I felt this intense pain on the end of my penis, it was so itchy.
The store isn't that far, just one block but as soon as I got there I jumped out of the car and pulled my jeans and pants down and rubbed my dick to relieve the itching.

Thankfully the itching subdued and I was able to continue my shop. When I got home I took my pants off and examined the area to find a large pimple, not unlike a bite. I shook my jeans and was not surprised to see a mdeium size spider fall out.
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Old 06-08-2016, 03:51 PM   #2
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Shame it wasn't a funnelweb
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Old 06-08-2016, 03:52 PM   #3
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Shame it wasn't a funnelweb
Well we don't get funnel webs, you are more likely to get bitten by one of those. Who knows it might be tonight?
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Well we don't get funnel webs, you are more likely to get bitten by one of those. Who knows it might be tonight?
We don't get them either.
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Old 06-08-2016, 03:56 PM   #5
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We don't get them either.
You are from Austalia are you not?
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Old 06-08-2016, 03:56 PM   #6
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Old 06-08-2016, 03:57 PM   #7
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You are from Austalia are you not?
Yes, but I am in Melbourne.
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Old 06-08-2016, 04:01 PM   #8
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Yes, but I am in Melbourne.
So you get funnel webs.

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So you get funnel webs.

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No we don't.

The only Funnel Web Spiders in Victoria is the Victorian Funnel Web that can be found exclusively in the Dandenong ranges, which is not dangerous or aggressive.

The Sydney funnel web (which is deadly) is found in New South Wales around Sydney. Rarely they are found further south of Sydney but nowhere near Melbourne.

Australia is a big country, however as we established in your .htaccess thread, you're stupid so you probably don't realise this.
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Old 06-08-2016, 04:11 PM   #10
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Can't actually believe you are calling me stupid.

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The only Funnel Web Spiders in Victoria is the Victorian Funnel Web
You state you don't get funnel webs but then you state you do but they are Victorian. Who cares, they are still funnel webs.
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Can't actually believe you are calling me stupid.
I am calling you stupid because it's obvious that you are.

Victoria is also a big place, even though it's the second smallest state in Australia.

There are no funnel webs in Melbourne.
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Old 06-08-2016, 04:19 PM   #12
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I am calling you stupid because it's obvious that you are.

Victoria is also a big place, even though it's the second smallest state in Australia.

There are no funnel webs in Melbourne.
Lol, you mean except for the Victorian Funnel Web?
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Lol, you mean except for the Victorian Funnel Web?
Which is found in the Dandenong Ranges, not Melbourne.

There are no funnel webs in Melbourne.
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Which is found in the Dandenong Ranges, not Melbourne.

There are no funnel webs in Melbourne.
Look fool, I am not going to spend all day arguing with you. Why not spend your time more productively and have a friendly Q&A?
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that crotch was so old mate then and probably not visited in a while (to hide spiders), lol jk, get well soon
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that crotch was so old mate then and probably not visited in a while (to hide spiders), lol jk, get well soon
I'm fine now. Thanks tho
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I jumped out of the car and pulled my jeans and pants down and rubbed my dick
and was arrested?

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and was arrested?

hope you're alright clickity
Finally, someone saw the whole point of the thread..
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just get it checked out, just now baby spiders clim out your dick hole a night.
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in a couple of days you will experience something in your penis. A supernatural strength... you will be called SpiderbitmyPenis Man~
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From last night
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Next time, don't cum in his face and he'll be a little more hospitable.
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