A spider just bit my penis!
I was just on m way to the local 711, driving when I felt this intense pain on the end of my penis, it was so itchy.
The store isn't that far, just one block but as soon as I got there I jumped out of the car and pulled my jeans and pants down and rubbed my dick to relieve the itching.
Thankfully the itching subdued and I was able to continue my shop. When I got home I took my pants off and examined the area to find a large pimple, not unlike a bite. I shook my jeans and was not surprised to see a mdeium size spider fall out.
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