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Sunny Leone · 03-27-2003, 04:11 PM

Dearest lovely Sunny...

My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
several stars of your calibre.

Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

Sexually Yours,

Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
(it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)

Cheshire · 03-27-2003, 04:13 PM

Aw, that's so.... sweet.

Eric · 03-27-2003, 04:15 PM

Sunny,

I don't know about any of that other crap. But I have mastered your favorite sexual position... Do I have a shot? Please.... Please get back to me. Even if it is to decline. Cheshire is waiting.

Cheshire · 03-27-2003, 04:16 PM

yes... yes I am.

BRISK · 03-27-2003, 04:18 PM

You better get back to him fast before he marries some other Playboy model.

Hurry!!!

03-27-2003, 04:21 PM

i think roger is in line after chasin

Giorgio_Xo · 03-27-2003, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunny Leone
Dearest lovely Sunny...

My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
several stars of your calibre.

Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

Sexually Yours,

Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
(it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)

I'll double what ever he can offer plus I'll throw in two Peruvian servants and a car.

Jer · 03-27-2003, 04:25 PM

This guy is playing with lottery. Sending hundreds of e-mails, maybe one of them will work. Good luck to the guy!

snowpimp · 03-27-2003, 04:26 PM

lol
did you say yes?

SiMpLe · 03-27-2003, 04:29 PM

I get these for chicks on our sites all the time - EVERY ONE offers the good life and money - what do they think that you live on the street of something LOL

Sunny Leone · 03-27-2003, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by snowpimp
lol
did you say yes?

Yes, my parents are talking with his right now and working out the deal. We're going to broadcast the wedding live on my site and the wedding night too.

Sunny Leone · 03-27-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SiMpLe
I get these for chicks on our sites all the time - EVERY ONE offers the good life and money - what do they think that you live on the street of something LOL

Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.

Nydahl · 03-27-2003, 04:36 PM

- I can change religion , name , whole my life - whatever you want

03-27-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunny Leone

Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.

i hear there's a peter north shoot tomorrow

interested?

snowpimp · 03-27-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunny Leone

Yes, my parents are talking with his right now and working out the deal. We're going to broadcast the wedding live on my site and the wedding night too.

I might actually have to join my first porn site! lol

asuna · 03-27-2003, 04:48 PM

It was for YOU only, if I wanted GFY to see it I would of posted it here first

Sunny Leone · 03-27-2003, 04:54 PM

haha funny...

it was too cute.....I had to show everyone.

03-27-2003, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
It was for YOU only, if I wanted GFY to see it I would of posted it here first

what's up Reuben Aloysius D'Lima

change your name to ima dumas -its muslim

SiMpLe · 03-27-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunny Leone

Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.

You have my number - call me anytime ;)

revbuddylove · 03-27-2003, 05:21 PM

Dude WTF!!!!??
Reuben sent me the same note last week.
That fucker!
I was already making arrangements.
Say it ain't so Reuby-Reuby-astro-lubey!
I guess my dreams of a housework free life with a maid are gone. sniff...
At least it's good to know that he thinks that we are of the same "calibre".....

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunny Leone
Dearest lovely Sunny...

My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
several stars of your calibre.

Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

Sexually Yours,

Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
(it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)

Pornkings · 03-27-2003, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by esnem
i think roger is in line after chasin

I can only dream.

I give the guy balls tho for an email like that. sounds like he's smart just working the numbers.
Its all a numbers game.

Pornkings · 03-27-2003, 06:02 PM

Sunny post some hot pics

And hook me up with the friend your bringin to Phoenix if she cruises

WiredGuy · 03-27-2003, 06:33 PM

I'm very proud that Sunny's from Ontario as well and at the same time I'm ashamed this fan of yours is going to UWaterloo. But on the bright side, I looked up his name from the alumni site and it seems like he really is a student there! I really thought he was joking but here's his personal info should anyone like to flame him (I won't post his phone number though)

name: D'Lima, Reuben Aloysius
department: ART/ARTS (Arts, First Year)
email: [email protected]
phone: 519 725 XXXX
uwuserid: radlima

WG

03-27-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

Its all a numbers game.

34-25-35

haha, WG, didn't you go to UWaterloo?

DrewKole · 03-27-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by esnem

34-25-35

haha, WG, didn't you go to UWaterloo?

6'2, 8 inches.

I win, shorty. :P

03-27-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole

6'2, 8 inches.

I win, shorty. :P

haha, those weren't my measurements you silly faggot

DrewKole · 03-27-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by esnem

haha, those weren't my measurements you silly faggot

then take some penis pills. =P

03-27-2003, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole

then take some penis pills. =P

can i get a commision on them

Nurgle · 03-27-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by esnem
i think roger is in line after chasin

Actually Chasin promised me that I was next in line!

Nurgle

SiMpLe · 03-27-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I'm very proud that Sunny's from Ontario as well and at the same time I'm ashamed this fan of yours is going to UWaterloo. But on the bright side, I looked up his name from the alumni site and it seems like he really is a student there! I really thought he was joking but here's his personal info should anyone like to flame him (I won't post his phone number though)

name: D'Lima, Reuben Aloysius
department: ART/ARTS (Arts, First Year)
email: [email protected]
phone: 519 725 XXXX
uwuserid: radlima

WG

LOL Charles - remind me never to send fan email to sunny

DrewKole · 03-27-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by esnem

can i get a commision on them

Sure, use my ref code. http://www.penispills.com/?forpeople...lpeniilikensem

boneprone · 03-27-2003, 07:01 PM

Panchoud Benchoud power.

WiredGuy · 03-27-2003, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SiMpLe
LOL Charles - remind me never to send fan email to sunny

Hehe... I'm also a good fan of Sunny, she's a great model. This Ruben guy cracks me up though so I'd figure to look him up in the alumni site. Pretty funny stuff that this guy was a real guy. I really thought it was a joke!

Hehe... see you in Phoenix bro!

Esnem> Yeah, graduated last year.
WG

03-27-2003, 04:11 PM	#1
Sunny Leone Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,616	Read My Fan Mail. Dearest lovely Sunny... My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo. My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help. In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court several stars of your calibre. Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to decline....at least then i can accept some other offers. Sexually Yours, Reuben Aloysius D'Lima. (it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)

03-27-2003, 04:13 PM	#2
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Aw, that's so.... sweet. __________________ just a little bit naughty

03-27-2003, 04:15 PM	#3
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Sunny, I don't know about any of that other crap. But I have mastered your favorite sexual position... Do I have a shot? Please.... Please get back to me. Even if it is to decline. Cheshire is waiting. __________________ No One

03-27-2003, 04:16 PM	#4
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	yes... yes I am. __________________ just a little bit naughty

03-27-2003, 04:18 PM	#5
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	You better get back to him fast before he marries some other Playboy model. Hurry!!! __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

03-27-2003, 04:21 PM	#6
esnem Guest Posts: n/a	i think roger is in line after chasin

03-27-2003, 04:25 PM	#8
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	This guy is playing with lottery. Sending hundreds of e-mails, maybe one of them will work. Good luck to the guy!

03-27-2003, 04:26 PM	#9
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03-27-2003, 04:29 PM	#10
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03-27-2003, 04:36 PM	#13
Nydahl Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: closer then it appears Posts: 6,655	- I can change religion , name , whole my life - whatever you want __________________ www.garciniatrio.com www.acaitrio.com www.greencoffeetrio.com ICQ 153918034 email [email protected]

03-27-2003, 04:48 PM	#16
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	It was for YOU only, if I wanted GFY to see it I would of posted it here first __________________

03-27-2003, 04:54 PM	#17
Sunny Leone Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,616	haha funny... it was too cute.....I had to show everyone.

03-27-2003, 06:02 PM	#22
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Sunny post some hot pics And hook me up with the friend your bringin to Phoenix if she cruises __________________ Pornkings.com

03-27-2003, 06:33 PM	#23
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	I'm very proud that Sunny's from Ontario as well and at the same time I'm ashamed this fan of yours is going to UWaterloo. But on the bright side, I looked up his name from the alumni site and it seems like he really is a student there! I really thought he was joking but here's his personal info should anyone like to flame him (I won't post his phone number though) name: D'Lima, Reuben Aloysius department: ART/ARTS (Arts, First Year) email: [email protected] phone: 519 725 XXXX uwuserid: radlima WG __________________ I play with Google.

03-27-2003, 07:01 PM	#32
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Panchoud Benchoud power. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.