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Read My Fan Mail.
Dearest lovely Sunny...
My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.
My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.
In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
several stars of your calibre.
Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.
Sexually Yours,
Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
(it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)
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