Read My Fan Mail.
 

Dearest lovely Sunny...

My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
several stars of your calibre.

Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

Sexually Yours,

Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
(it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)

Aw, that's so.... sweet.

Sunny,

I don't know about any of that other crap. But I have mastered your favorite sexual position... Do I have a shot? Please.... Please get back to me. Even if it is to decline. Cheshire is waiting.

yes... yes I am.

You better get back to him fast before he marries some other Playboy model.

Hurry!!!

i think roger is in line after chasin :Graucho

I'll double what ever he can offer plus I'll throw in two Peruvian servants and a car.

This guy is playing with lottery. Sending hundreds of e-mails, maybe one of them will work. Good luck to the guy! :thumbsup

lol
did you say yes?

I get these for chicks on our sites all the time - EVERY ONE offers the good life and money - what do they think that you live on the street of something LOL

Yes, my parents are talking with his right now and working out the deal. We're going to broadcast the wedding live on my site and the wedding night too.

Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh - I can change religion , name , whole my life - whatever you want

i hear there's a peter north shoot tomorrow

interested?

I might actually have to join my first porn site! lol

It was for YOU only, if I wanted GFY to see it I would of posted it here first:(

haha funny...

it was too cute.....I had to show everyone.

what's up Reuben Aloysius D'Lima

change your name to ima dumas -its muslim

You have my number - call me anytime ;)

Dude WTF!!!!??
Reuben sent me the same note last week.
That fucker!
I was already making arrangements.
Say it ain't so Reuby-Reuby-astro-lubey!
I guess my dreams of a housework free life with a maid are gone. sniff...
At least it's good to know that he thinks that we are of the same "calibre".....

:( :( :(

I can only dream.

I give the guy balls tho for an email like that. sounds like he's smart just working the numbers.
Its all a numbers game.

Sunny post some hot pics

And hook me up with the friend your bringin to Phoenix if she cruises

I'm very proud that Sunny's from Ontario as well and at the same time I'm ashamed this fan of yours is going to UWaterloo. But on the bright side, I looked up his name from the alumni site and it seems like he really is a student there! I really thought he was joking but here's his personal info should anyone like to flame him (I won't post his phone number though)

name: D'Lima, Reuben Aloysius
department: ART/ARTS (Arts, First Year)
email: [email protected]
phone: 519 725 XXXX
uwuserid: radlima

WG

34-25-35 :glugglug

haha, WG, didn't you go to UWaterloo?

6'2, 8 inches.

I win, shorty. :P

haha, those weren't my measurements you silly faggot

then take some penis pills. =P

can i get a commision on them

Actually Chasin promised me that I was next in line!

Nurgle

LOL Charles - remind me never to send fan email to sunny

Sure, use my ref code. http://www.penispills.com/?forpeople...lpeniilikensem

Panchoud Benchoud power.

Hehe... I'm also a good fan of Sunny, she's a great model. This Ruben guy cracks me up though so I'd figure to look him up in the alumni site. Pretty funny stuff that this guy was a real guy. I really thought it was a joke!

Hehe... see you in Phoenix bro!

Esnem> Yeah, graduated last year.
WG