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Sid70 · 06-24-2015, 12:42 PM

I'll start with:

Relentless · 06-24-2015, 12:43 PM

Bill Burr
Anthony Jeselnik

The Porn Nerd · 06-24-2015, 12:45 PM

Right now it is Whitney Cummings because I am in lust with her and want to do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal (thank you Andrew Dice Clay).

But my tops are:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams

SHIT they're all DEAD! Hmmm......

Sly · 06-24-2015, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Right now it is Whitney Cummings because I am in lust with her and want to do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal (thank you Andrew Dice Clay).

But my tops are:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams

SHIT they're all DEAD! Hmmm......

Throw in Bill Hicks and you have a party.

Throw in Bill Cosby and you have a really, really, really strange party.

CaptainHowdy · 06-24-2015, 01:23 PM

None . . .

PR_Glen · 06-24-2015, 01:30 PM

bill hicks, carlin (even though he wasn't great until he started copying hicks style), dave attell, doug stanhope, jim norton, bill burr, louis ck, chris rock, , jim gaffigan, brian regan, dave chappelle..

to name a few heh

SilentKnight · 06-24-2015, 01:34 PM

Gotta agree with Jeff Jefferies.

CurrentlySober · 06-24-2015, 01:43 PM

My Fav standup is the one I do from my armchair, as it means I'm gonna get myself more vodka or food.
My least fav standup is from the toilet, cause that means the best part of the day is over... (for now...)

poncabare · 06-24-2015, 01:59 PM

eddie griffin, bill burr

TrainWreckContent · 06-24-2015, 02:09 PM

tell you who is funny as hell...bob saget. I saw a comedy special with him about 2 yrs ago and he was funny and as rude as they come, which was a shock

Have to also throw in brian callen from mad tv

The Porn Nerd · 06-24-2015, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Throw in Bill Hicks and you have a party.

Throw in Bill Cosby and you have a really, really, really strange party.

Ah yes Bill Hicks! He's invited anytime. And Andy Kaufman, too.

Bill Cosby can be the bartender. :D

digitalfantasies · 06-24-2015, 02:36 PM

all the above except cosby

MichaelP · 06-24-2015, 03:21 PM

Eliza Schlesinger, Chris Rock, Elijah Johnson

VSKevin · 06-24-2015, 03:33 PM

Fuckin' Eddie Murphy RAW!

sarettah · 06-24-2015, 07:57 PM

Spunky · 06-24-2015, 08:14 PM

Robin Williams was hilarious back in the day

Best-In-BC · 06-24-2015, 09:27 PM

Joey Fucking Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freedom6995 · 06-25-2015, 02:22 AM

Dylan Moran

Petra · 06-25-2015, 02:28 AM

Jim Jefferies is by far my favorite. ;-) I also like Jeff Dunham.

nico-t · 06-25-2015, 02:47 AM

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Jeff Dunham.

this guy is by far the most horrible comic ever... and im not talking about his puppet gimmick, his jokes are just really really bad and simplistic. Makes me cringe everytime i come across his lame specials on comedy central.

Best comic by far is norm macdonald, absolutely hilarious.
I used to watch his podcast while working, best show on youtube

too bad he stopped doing it a year or 2 ago.

and the first one with super dave is ofcourse legendary:

Relic · 06-25-2015, 03:10 AM

Joe Rogan for president!

davidclickpapa · 06-25-2015, 03:21 AM

George Carlin, Dan Soder, Russell Peters, Pablo Francisco, Eddie Izzard, Dave Chapelle

AshleyC · 06-25-2015, 04:08 AM

Frankie Boyle

he has 3 or 4 live standup shows

from Mock the week comdey show

stopitbrrruce · 06-25-2015, 07:30 AM

Doug Stanhope is the greatest living standup comedian, IMO

TheSquealer · 06-25-2015, 07:49 AM

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this guy is by far the most horrible comic ever... and im not talking about his puppet gimmick, his jokes are just really really bad and simplistic. Makes me cringe everytime i come across his lame specials on comedy central.

I was in Paris with my ex wife and we went to Moulin Rouge. So everything was cool, interesting etc. Then Jeff Dunham came on... before he was really famous. For me and my wife, it was just fucking painful to watch. There was nothing funny to me about his act at all. It didn't seem that people around us thought so either.

Anyway, like a year later, we are in Paris again and we decided to go there again for something to do. All that was going through my mind was "if that fucking puppet guy is there, i'm going to throw bottles at him until i get arrested". The lights dim... everything starts and holy fucking shit. Everything is the exact same as the year before. Same exact show. Not a single thing was different... but still kinda cool to watch. So the whole time i'm getting irritated thinking about all the ways i could attack and assault him Jeff Dunham as a public service and personal favor to other patrons. I was literally squirming in my seat just thinking "c'mon, he's not funny, he's not French, he's probably back wherever he came from, why would he be here a year later..... FUCK! he better not be!!!"

Sure enough... he came out. Same exact act, line for line. It was fucking painful and of course i have to sit there and drink and grin because by now, my wife is saying "you really need to relax, why are you such an asshole sometimes" and i knew I had to sit there and smile because I also couldn't let her be right about anything either.

Anyway, like a year after that,.. he's all over the place. Massive TV specials etc. I felt it was Gods way of really testing me for stroke resistance. He did it with Jeff Dunham and with that Moldovian Numa Numa song by Ozone.

Best-In-BC · 06-25-2015, 08:00 AM

This is the champ of stand up.

Best-In-BC · 06-25-2015, 08:12 AM

LOL, Church might have a chance if they introduce complementary bong hoots ;)

Best-In-BC · 06-25-2015, 08:18 AM

More Joey

Best-In-BC · 06-25-2015, 08:36 AM

Probably Joe Rogans Best Skit

LetterTwenty7 · 06-25-2015, 08:49 AM

Ricky Gervais. Do you guys like him?
Other than him, I agree with almost every single comedian that you GFYers mentioned.
I like Ricky hosting the Golden Globes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-70rXsFLI

And, of course, Out of England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjDEvDbUqE

BaltimorX · 06-25-2015, 08:56 AM

I don't have

davidclickpapa · 06-25-2015, 09:40 AM

Tom-LifeSelector · 06-25-2015, 09:59 AM

My favorite is

Best-In-BC · 06-25-2015, 10:02 AM

Love this thread, lol

Relentless · 06-25-2015, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce

Doug Stanhope is the greatest living standup comedian, IMO

That may be true actually.

JuicyBunny · 06-25-2015, 11:03 AM

Ron White

escorpio · 06-25-2015, 01:02 PM

Bill Burr

nico-t · 06-25-2015, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I was in Paris with my ex wife and we went to Moulin Rouge. So everything was cool, interesting etc. Then Jeff Dunham came on... before he was really famous. For me and my wife, it was just fucking painful to watch. There was nothing funny to me about his act at all. It didn't seem that people around us thought so either.

Anyway, like a year later, we are in Paris again and we decided to go there again for something to do. All that was going through my mind was "if that fucking puppet guy is there, i'm going to throw bottles at him until i get arrested". The lights dim... everything starts and holy fucking shit. Everything is the exact same as the year before. Same exact show. Not a single thing was different... but still kinda cool to watch. So the whole time i'm getting irritated thinking about all the ways i could attack and assault him Jeff Dunham as a public service and personal favor to other patrons. I was literally squirming in my seat just thinking "c'mon, he's not funny, he's not French, he's probably back wherever he came from, why would he be here a year later..... FUCK! he better not be!!!"

Sure enough... he came out. Same exact act, line for line. It was fucking painful and of course i have to sit there and drink and grin because by now, my wife is saying "you really need to relax, why are you such an asshole sometimes" and i knew I had to sit there and smile because I also couldn't let her be right about anything either.

Anyway, like a year after that,.. he's all over the place. Massive TV specials etc. I felt it was Gods way of really testing me for stroke resistance. He did it with Jeff Dunham and with that Moldovian Numa Numa song by Ozone.

funny shit, and i can imagine the agony... i wouldn't be able to sit through that shit. I cannot imagine a comic who is this horrible. Only that 'fluffy' guy comes close.
When i see Jeff dunham on tv i am particularly astonished at the audience. Most of these people are laughing uncontrollably at the most simple jokes with zero creativity... I just don't understand how you can find it so funny. Are they all hermits who have never heard a joke in their life? When im having a beer with a friend we have better jokes when we're just talking... and that's all improvised

Grapesoda · 06-25-2015, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

I'll start with:

https://vimeo.com/82151932

GFED · 06-25-2015, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Right now it is Whitney Cummings because I am in lust with her and want to do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal (thank you Andrew Dice Clay).

But my tops are:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams

SHIT they're all DEAD! Hmmm......

good list...

I'd also add

Buddy Hackett
Rodney Dangerfield
Eddie Murphy

Relic · 06-25-2015, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Moldovian Numa Numa song by Ozone.

Romanian

michael.kickass · 06-26-2015, 08:28 AM

Jim is one of my favorites, saw his stand up show on Netflix and it's awesome.

DVTimes · 06-26-2015, 05:20 PM

Jerry Sadowitz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sadowitz

Slick · 06-26-2015, 05:28 PM

One of my favorite clips, Louis CK is right one !!! Truly hilarious.

DVTimes · 06-26-2015, 05:29 PM

Jimmy Carr

Stewart Lee

Ricky Gervais

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