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Sid70 06-24-2015 12:42 PM

Your favorite stand up.
 
I'll start with:


Relentless 06-24-2015 12:43 PM

Bill Burr
Anthony Jeselnik

The Porn Nerd 06-24-2015 12:45 PM

Right now it is Whitney Cummings because I am in lust with her and want to do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal (thank you Andrew Dice Clay).

But my tops are:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams

SHIT they're all DEAD! Hmmm......

Sly 06-24-2015 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20506957)
Right now it is Whitney Cummings because I am in lust with her and want to do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal (thank you Andrew Dice Clay).

But my tops are:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams

SHIT they're all DEAD! Hmmm......

Throw in Bill Hicks and you have a party.

Throw in Bill Cosby and you have a really, really, really strange party.

CaptainHowdy 06-24-2015 01:23 PM

None . . .

PR_Glen 06-24-2015 01:30 PM

bill hicks, carlin (even though he wasn't great until he started copying hicks style), dave attell, doug stanhope, jim norton, bill burr, louis ck, chris rock, , jim gaffigan, brian regan, dave chappelle..

to name a few heh

SilentKnight 06-24-2015 01:34 PM

Gotta agree with Jeff Jefferies.

CurrentlySober 06-24-2015 01:43 PM

My Fav standup is the one I do from my armchair, as it means I'm gonna get myself more vodka or food.
My least fav standup is from the toilet, cause that means the best part of the day is over... (for now...)

poncabare 06-24-2015 01:59 PM

eddie griffin, bill burr

TrainWreckContent 06-24-2015 02:09 PM

tell you who is funny as hell...bob saget. I saw a comedy special with him about 2 yrs ago and he was funny and as rude as they come, which was a shock

Have to also throw in brian callen from mad tv

The Porn Nerd 06-24-2015 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20506959)
Throw in Bill Hicks and you have a party.

Throw in Bill Cosby and you have a really, really, really strange party.

Ah yes Bill Hicks! He's invited anytime. And Andy Kaufman, too. :thumbsup

Bill Cosby can be the bartender. :D

digitalfantasies 06-24-2015 02:36 PM

all the above except cosby

MichaelP 06-24-2015 03:21 PM

Eliza Schlesinger, Chris Rock, Elijah Johnson :thumbsup

VSKevin 06-24-2015 03:33 PM

Fuckin' Eddie Murphy RAW!

sarettah 06-24-2015 07:57 PM



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Spunky 06-24-2015 08:14 PM

Robin Williams was hilarious back in the day

Best-In-BC 06-24-2015 09:27 PM

Joey Fucking Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...3_400x400.jpeg

Freedom6995 06-25-2015 02:22 AM

Dylan Moran

Petra 06-25-2015 02:28 AM

Jim Jefferies is by far my favorite. ;-) I also like Jeff Dunham.

nico-t 06-25-2015 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petra (Post 20507308)
Jeff Dunham.

this guy is by far the most horrible comic ever... and im not talking about his puppet gimmick, his jokes are just really really bad and simplistic. Makes me cringe everytime i come across his lame specials on comedy central.

Best comic by far is norm macdonald, absolutely hilarious.
I used to watch his podcast while working, best show on youtube :thumbsup too bad he stopped doing it a year or 2 ago.


and the first one with super dave is ofcourse legendary:

Relic 06-25-2015 03:10 AM

Joe Rogan for president!

davidclickpapa 06-25-2015 03:21 AM

George Carlin, Dan Soder, Russell Peters, Pablo Francisco, Eddie Izzard, Dave Chapelle

AshleyC 06-25-2015 04:08 AM

Frankie Boyle

he has 3 or 4 live standup shows

from Mock the week comdey show

stopitbrrruce 06-25-2015 07:30 AM

Doug Stanhope is the greatest living standup comedian, IMO

TheSquealer 06-25-2015 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20507313)
this guy is by far the most horrible comic ever... and im not talking about his puppet gimmick, his jokes are just really really bad and simplistic. Makes me cringe everytime i come across his lame specials on comedy central.

I was in Paris with my ex wife and we went to Moulin Rouge. So everything was cool, interesting etc. Then Jeff Dunham came on... before he was really famous. For me and my wife, it was just fucking painful to watch. There was nothing funny to me about his act at all. It didn't seem that people around us thought so either.

Anyway, like a year later, we are in Paris again and we decided to go there again for something to do. All that was going through my mind was "if that fucking puppet guy is there, i'm going to throw bottles at him until i get arrested". The lights dim... everything starts and holy fucking shit. Everything is the exact same as the year before. Same exact show. Not a single thing was different... but still kinda cool to watch. So the whole time i'm getting irritated thinking about all the ways i could attack and assault him Jeff Dunham as a public service and personal favor to other patrons. I was literally squirming in my seat just thinking "c'mon, he's not funny, he's not French, he's probably back wherever he came from, why would he be here a year later..... FUCK! he better not be!!!"

Sure enough... he came out. Same exact act, line for line. It was fucking painful and of course i have to sit there and drink and grin because by now, my wife is saying "you really need to relax, why are you such an asshole sometimes" and i knew I had to sit there and smile because I also couldn't let her be right about anything either.

Anyway, like a year after that,.. he's all over the place. Massive TV specials etc. I felt it was Gods way of really testing me for stroke resistance. He did it with Jeff Dunham and with that Moldovian Numa Numa song by Ozone.

Best-In-BC 06-25-2015 08:00 AM




This is the champ of stand up.

Best-In-BC 06-25-2015 08:12 AM

LOL, Church might have a chance if they introduce complementary bong hoots ;)

Best-In-BC 06-25-2015 08:18 AM

More Joey


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Best-In-BC 06-25-2015 08:36 AM

Probably Joe Rogans Best Skit

LetterTwenty7 06-25-2015 08:49 AM

Ricky Gervais. Do you guys like him?
Other than him, I agree with almost every single comedian that you GFYers mentioned.
I like Ricky hosting the Golden Globes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-70rXsFLI

And, of course, Out of England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjDEvDbUqE

BaltimorX 06-25-2015 08:56 AM

I don't have :(

davidclickpapa 06-25-2015 09:40 AM


Tom-LifeSelector 06-25-2015 09:59 AM

My favorite is


Best-In-BC 06-25-2015 10:02 AM

Love this thread, lol

Relentless 06-25-2015 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce (Post 20507477)
Doug Stanhope is the greatest living standup comedian, IMO

That may be true actually. :thumbsup

JuicyBunny 06-25-2015 11:03 AM

Ron White

escorpio 06-25-2015 01:02 PM

Bill Burr

nico-t 06-25-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20507484)
I was in Paris with my ex wife and we went to Moulin Rouge. So everything was cool, interesting etc. Then Jeff Dunham came on... before he was really famous. For me and my wife, it was just fucking painful to watch. There was nothing funny to me about his act at all. It didn't seem that people around us thought so either.

Anyway, like a year later, we are in Paris again and we decided to go there again for something to do. All that was going through my mind was "if that fucking puppet guy is there, i'm going to throw bottles at him until i get arrested". The lights dim... everything starts and holy fucking shit. Everything is the exact same as the year before. Same exact show. Not a single thing was different... but still kinda cool to watch. So the whole time i'm getting irritated thinking about all the ways i could attack and assault him Jeff Dunham as a public service and personal favor to other patrons. I was literally squirming in my seat just thinking "c'mon, he's not funny, he's not French, he's probably back wherever he came from, why would he be here a year later..... FUCK! he better not be!!!"

Sure enough... he came out. Same exact act, line for line. It was fucking painful and of course i have to sit there and drink and grin because by now, my wife is saying "you really need to relax, why are you such an asshole sometimes" and i knew I had to sit there and smile because I also couldn't let her be right about anything either.

Anyway, like a year after that,.. he's all over the place. Massive TV specials etc. I felt it was Gods way of really testing me for stroke resistance. He did it with Jeff Dunham and with that Moldovian Numa Numa song by Ozone.

funny shit, and i can imagine the agony... i wouldn't be able to sit through that shit. I cannot imagine a comic who is this horrible. Only that 'fluffy' guy comes close.
When i see Jeff dunham on tv i am particularly astonished at the audience. Most of these people are laughing uncontrollably at the most simple jokes with zero creativity... I just don't understand how you can find it so funny. Are they all hermits who have never heard a joke in their life? When im having a beer with a friend we have better jokes when we're just talking... and that's all improvised

Grapesoda 06-25-2015 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20506947)
I'll start with:


https://vimeo.com/82151932

GFED 06-25-2015 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20506957)
Right now it is Whitney Cummings because I am in lust with her and want to do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal (thank you Andrew Dice Clay).

But my tops are:

George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
Robin Williams

SHIT they're all DEAD! Hmmm......

good list...

I'd also add

Buddy Hackett
Rodney Dangerfield
Eddie Murphy

Relic 06-25-2015 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20507484)
Moldovian Numa Numa song by Ozone.

Romanian :2 cents:


michael.kickass 06-26-2015 08:28 AM

Jim is one of my favorites, saw his stand up show on Netflix and it's awesome. :)

DVTimes 06-26-2015 05:20 PM

Jerry Sadowitz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sadowitz


Slick 06-26-2015 05:28 PM

One of my favorite clips, Louis CK is right one !!! Truly hilarious.

DVTimes 06-26-2015 05:29 PM

Jimmy Carr



Stewart Lee



Ricky Gervais



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