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Old 09-26-2014, 10:04 PM   #1
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Strangest thing that you have found in your toilet?

I awoke today to find a dead baby mouse floating in my bowl!

Must have fell in during the night...

Whats the strangest thing YOU have found in yours?
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:13 PM   #2
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:16 PM   #3
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:51 PM   #4
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I awoke today to find a dead baby mouse floating in my bowl!
Are you sure it wasn't your dump after your last nights McDonalds visit?
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Old 09-27-2014, 01:45 AM   #5
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i have found currentlysober once there, but he left in sec into the sevage system
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Old 09-27-2014, 03:07 AM   #6
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Old 09-27-2014, 07:06 AM   #7
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I woke up on a sunday a couple of years ago en found a huge rat in my toilet. The fucker couldn't get out and was mad as hell. I shot it with a BB gun.
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Old 09-27-2014, 07:10 AM   #8
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Old 09-27-2014, 07:51 AM   #9
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We had a cat once, she was a very smart Seal Point Himalayan - she'd leave things in the toilet all the time and if she was mad at one of us, we'd wake up and find things in there that belonged to us - I found one of my bracelets in there quite often - or her own toys - we had to keep it flushed because she loved to drink from it for whatever reason - but she had one of those rubber bracelets that were her favorite toys, she'd drop those in there - if she could carry it, it landed in the toilet - lol
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:08 AM   #10
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:16 AM   #11
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We had a cat once, she was a very smart Seal Point Himalayan - she'd leave things in the toilet all the time and if she was mad at one of us, we'd wake up and find things in there that belonged to us - I found one of my bracelets in there quite often - or her own toys - we had to keep it flushed because she loved to drink from it for whatever reason - but she had one of those rubber bracelets that were her favorite toys, she'd drop those in there - if she could carry it, it landed in the toilet - lol
She liked to drink from it because the water is colder than what's in the bowl. Our cat did this until we bought a cat water filter/fountain of sorts and we keep ice cubes in it.
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:20 AM   #12
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:21 AM   #13
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Old 09-27-2014, 02:41 PM   #14
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Old 09-27-2014, 02:53 PM   #15
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Old 09-27-2014, 06:06 PM   #16
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Wasn't my toilet.

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Old 09-27-2014, 06:09 PM   #17
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Blood out of my ass. Its stopped now so im thinking it was drinking related, not cancer ass.
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Old 09-27-2014, 06:35 PM   #18
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Blood out of my ass. Its stopped now so im thinking it was drinking related, not cancer ass.
More likely his cock was just too big
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Old 09-27-2014, 06:51 PM   #19
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She liked to drink from it because the water is colder than what's in the bowl. Our cat did this until we bought a cat water filter/fountain of sorts and we keep ice cubes in it.
I was thinking that - we put a metal bowl in there and shut the lid and seemed to settle her down - and I know the water was cooler in the metal bowl - she hated ice in it and that just further pissed her off. lol
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Old 09-27-2014, 07:02 PM   #21
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More likely his cock was just too big
No entry allowed. Only massive poo exits
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Old 09-27-2014, 07:06 PM   #22
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I was thinking that - we put a metal bowl in there and shut the lid and seemed to settle her down - and I know the water was cooler in the metal bowl - she hated ice in it and that just further pissed her off. lol
Ours has a water tank that feeds the fountain we just put cubes in the tank. The fountain also provides a bit of entertainment as well.
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Old 09-28-2014, 01:28 AM   #24
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Old 09-29-2014, 12:57 AM   #25
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Are you sure it wasn't your dump after your last nights McDonalds visit?
No, defiantly a mouse... I tasted it...

I know what mice taste like cause there are so many running about in the bathroom, that I often snack on them while taking a long dump...
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Some of you fuckers need to get a cat or two.
My cat brings mice in and lets them go.

I have to leave traps out every night to kill the ones she brings in during the day.

Fucker dropped 1/2 a still wrigging slow worm on my lap the other day.
I screamed like a teenage girl.
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