Strangest thing that you have found in your toilet?
 

I awoke today to find a dead baby mouse floating in my bowl!

Must have fell in during the night... :(

Whats the strangest thing YOU have found in yours?

You - Now get out, I need a piss...

Cat turds,kitty surprised me

Are you sure it wasn't your dump after your last nights McDonalds visit?

i have found currentlysober once there, but he left in sec into the sevage system

maybe lizzard or some similar shit

I woke up on a sunday a couple of years ago en found a huge rat in my toilet. The fucker couldn't get out and was mad as hell. I shot it with a BB gun.

i feel left out
i've only found poos swimming in my toilet

We had a cat once, she was a very smart Seal Point Himalayan - she'd leave things in the toilet all the time and if she was mad at one of us, we'd wake up and find things in there that belonged to us - I found one of my bracelets in there quite often - or her own toys - we had to keep it flushed because she loved to drink from it for whatever reason - but she had one of those rubber bracelets that were her favorite toys, she'd drop those in there - if she could carry it, it landed in the toilet - lol

Some girl's phone.

She liked to drink from it because the water is colder than what's in the bowl. Our cat did this until we bought a cat water filter/fountain of sorts and we keep ice cubes in it.

i like poo in the toilet

You. ;) o_O
True story, bra.:thumbsup

Barry Manilow 8-track tape.

Wasn't my toilet.

But I fully understood the reason for it there.

Blood out of my ass. Its stopped now so im thinking it was drinking related, not cancer ass.

More likely his cock was just too big :thumbsup

I was thinking that - we put a metal bowl in there and shut the lid and seemed to settle her down - and I know the water was cooler in the metal bowl - she hated ice in it and that just further pissed her off. lol

:2 cents::2 cents:

No entry allowed. Only massive poo exits

Some of you fuckers need to get a cat or two.

Ours has a water tank that feeds the fountain we just put cubes in the tank. The fountain also provides a bit of entertainment as well.

found a big fucking snake in the loo in Queensland once when I was on holidays as a kid. Pretty scary thing late at night, in a camp ground when the only light is from your torch and you're not even a teenager yet.

No, defiantly a mouse... I tasted it...

I know what mice taste like cause there are so many running about in the bathroom, that I often snack on them while taking a long dump...

My cat brings mice in and lets them go.

I have to leave traps out every night to kill the ones she brings in during the day.

Fucker dropped 1/2 a still wrigging slow worm on my lap the other day.
I screamed like a teenage girl.