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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Strangest thing that you have found in your toilet?
I awoke today to find a dead baby mouse floating in my bowl!
Must have fell in during the night... ![]() Whats the strangest thing YOU have found in yours? |
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
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You - Now get out, I need a piss...
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I need a beer
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Cat turds,kitty surprised me
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Sieg Hi!
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Are you sure it wasn't your dump after your last nights McDonalds visit?
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Too lazy to set a koala
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i have found currentlysober once there, but he left in sec into the sevage system
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Dutch Webmaster!
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I woke up on a sunday a couple of years ago en found a huge rat in my toilet. The fucker couldn't get out and was mad as hell. I shot it with a BB gun.
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cuck
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i feel left out
i've only found poos swimming in my toilet |
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Confirmed User
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We had a cat once, she was a very smart Seal Point Himalayan - she'd leave things in the toilet all the time and if she was mad at one of us, we'd wake up and find things in there that belonged to us - I found one of my bracelets in there quite often - or her own toys - we had to keep it flushed because she loved to drink from it for whatever reason - but she had one of those rubber bracelets that were her favorite toys, she'd drop those in there - if she could carry it, it landed in the toilet - lol
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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Some girl's phone.
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i like poo in the toilet
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So Fucking Banned
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You. ;) o_O
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fgfdftre6
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Barry Manilow 8-track tape.
Wasn't my toilet. But I fully understood the reason for it there. |
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Blood out of my ass. Its stopped now so im thinking it was drinking related, not cancer ass.
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fgfdftre6
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I was thinking that - we put a metal bowl in there and shut the lid and seemed to settle her down - and I know the water was cooler in the metal bowl - she hated ice in it and that just further pissed her off. lol
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Pay It Forward
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No entry allowed. Only massive poo exits
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working on my tan
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Some of you fuckers need to get a cat or two.
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Ours has a water tank that feeds the fountain we just put cubes in the tank. The fountain also provides a bit of entertainment as well.
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found a big fucking snake in the loo in Queensland once when I was on holidays as a kid. Pretty scary thing late at night, in a camp ground when the only light is from your torch and you're not even a teenager yet.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I know what mice taste like cause there are so many running about in the bathroom, that I often snack on them while taking a long dump... |
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My cat brings mice in and lets them go.
I have to leave traps out every night to kill the ones she brings in during the day. Fucker dropped 1/2 a still wrigging slow worm on my lap the other day. I screamed like a teenage girl. |
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