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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #1

    Hot or Not Strangest thing that you have found in your toilet?

    I awoke today to find a dead baby mouse floating in my bowl!

    Must have fell in during the night...

    Whats the strangest thing YOU have found in yours?


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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    You - Now get out, I need a piss...

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Cat turds,kitty surprised me

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      • Struggle4Bucks
        Sieg Hi!
        • May 2011
        • 3615

        #4
        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
        I awoke today to find a dead baby mouse floating in my bowl!
        Are you sure it wasn't your dump after your last nights McDonalds visit?
        Half troll half amazing!

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        • TeenCat
          Too lazy to set a koala
          • Jan 2007
          • 16131

          #5
          i have found currentlysober once there, but he left in sec into the sevage system

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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
            • 50945

            #6
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            • Mediamix
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              • Sep 2013
              • 3228

              #7
              I woke up on a sunday a couple of years ago en found a huge rat in my toilet. The fucker couldn't get out and was mad as hell. I shot it with a BB gun.
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              • 420
                cuck
                • Mar 2003
                • 11571

                #8
                i feel left out
                i've only found poos swimming in my toilet
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                • Tam
                  Rude Bitch
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8533

                  #9
                  We had a cat once, she was a very smart Seal Point Himalayan - she'd leave things in the toilet all the time and if she was mad at one of us, we'd wake up and find things in there that belonged to us - I found one of my bracelets in there quite often - or her own toys - we had to keep it flushed because she loved to drink from it for whatever reason - but she had one of those rubber bracelets that were her favorite toys, she'd drop those in there - if she could carry it, it landed in the toilet - lol
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                    • Jan 2003
                    • 14861

                    #10
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                    • onwebcam
                      Fake Nick 1.0
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 27689

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tam
                      We had a cat once, she was a very smart Seal Point Himalayan - she'd leave things in the toilet all the time and if she was mad at one of us, we'd wake up and find things in there that belonged to us - I found one of my bracelets in there quite often - or her own toys - we had to keep it flushed because she loved to drink from it for whatever reason - but she had one of those rubber bracelets that were her favorite toys, she'd drop those in there - if she could carry it, it landed in the toilet - lol
                      She liked to drink from it because the water is colder than what's in the bowl. Our cat did this until we bought a cat water filter/fountain of sorts and we keep ice cubes in it.
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                      • pornmasta
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 19813

                        #12
                        i like poo in the toilet

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                        • Captain Kawaii
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                          • Oct 2007
                          • 6748

                          #13
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                              • Oct 2012
                              • 6688

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                              • SilentKnight
                                Megan Fox's fluffer
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 24812

                                #16
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                                Wasn't my toilet.

                                But I fully understood the reason for it there.

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                                • MiamiBoyz
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                                  • Oct 2012
                                  • 6688

                                  #17
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                                  • Tam
                                    Rude Bitch
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 8533

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by onwebcam
                                    She liked to drink from it because the water is colder than what's in the bowl. Our cat did this until we bought a cat water filter/fountain of sorts and we keep ice cubes in it.
                                    I was thinking that - we put a metal bowl in there and shut the lid and seemed to settle her down - and I know the water was cooler in the metal bowl - she hated ice in it and that just further pissed her off. lol
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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77385

                                      #19
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                                      • L-Pink
                                        working on my tan
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 39151

                                        #20
                                        Some of you fuckers need to get a cat or two.

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                                        • onwebcam
                                          Fake Nick 1.0
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 27689

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tam
                                          I was thinking that - we put a metal bowl in there and shut the lid and seemed to settle her down - and I know the water was cooler in the metal bowl - she hated ice in it and that just further pissed her off. lol
                                          Ours has a water tank that feeds the fountain we just put cubes in the tank. The fountain also provides a bit of entertainment as well.
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                                          • Bourke
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                                            • Jul 2013
                                            • 529

                                            #22
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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38945

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                              Are you sure it wasn't your dump after your last nights McDonalds visit?
                                              No, defiantly a mouse... I tasted it...

                                              I know what mice taste like cause there are so many running about in the bathroom, that I often snack on them while taking a long dump...


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                                              • Manfap
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2013
                                                • 2626

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                Some of you fuckers need to get a cat or two.
                                                My cat brings mice in and lets them go.

                                                I have to leave traps out every night to kill the ones she brings in during the day.

                                                Fucker dropped 1/2 a still wrigging slow worm on my lap the other day.
                                                I screamed like a teenage girl.

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