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seeric · 08-12-2014, 10:11 AM

News From The Future: War Machine Captured

From BarStoolSport.com
"Welp, time to turn yourself in, War Machine. The gig is up. Quit running and tweeting that you still love Christy and saying that the only reason you won’t turn yourself in because the cops won’t give you a fair shake. Give all your excuses to the judge and stuff your sorrys in a sack, because Dog is on the scent and that means you’re not long for freedom."

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...s-on-the-case/

Wouldn't it be funny though?

Rochard · 08-12-2014, 10:15 AM

So he hasn't been caught.

~Ray · 08-12-2014, 10:18 AM

this should be good

VikingMan · 08-12-2014, 10:24 AM

that chain smoking burned out troll could not sprint 50 yards let alone take down an MMA fighter regardless of weight class

BareBacked · 08-12-2014, 10:31 AM

OMG LOL
lol

BareBacked · 08-12-2014, 10:35 AM

whoa its not a joke

https://twitter.com/DogBountyHunter

Roald · 08-12-2014, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked

whoa its not a joke

https://twitter.com/DogBountyHunter

ride along on the drama lama!!!!

Captain Kawaii · 08-12-2014, 11:48 AM

Yeah, but the pepper spray cannon he and his boys fire can hit that dirtbag WM in Nevada all the way from Honolulu...

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Originally Posted by seeric

News From The Future: War Machine Captured

From BarStoolSport.com
"Welp, time to turn yourself in, War Machine. The gig is up. Quit running and tweeting that you still love Christy and saying that the only reason you won?t turn yourself in because the cops won?t give you a fair shake. Give all your excuses to the judge and stuff your sorrys in a sack, because Dog is on the scent and that means you?re not long for freedom."

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...s-on-the-case/

Wouldn't it be funny though?

mikesouth · 08-12-2014, 11:52 AM

he wasnt captured but the tweets from dog are actually real....

gotta love reality TV.

WarChild · 08-12-2014, 11:53 AM

Seriously, what a tool. If the guy is really up in Canada, Dog isn't going to be catching anyone.

L-Pink · 08-12-2014, 12:05 PM

I'm surprised the Hawaii Visitors and Convention Bureau hasn't put a contract on Chapman yet.

Jman · 08-12-2014, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Seriously, what a tool. If the guy is really up in Canada, Dog isn't going to be catching anyone.

Where in Canada is he?

DWB · 08-12-2014, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

that chain smoking burned out troll could not sprint 50 yards let alone take down an MMA fighter regardless of weight class

Pepper spray, stun guns, rubber bullets, outnumbered... there is always a way.

DWB · 08-12-2014, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Seriously, what a tool. If the guy is really up in Canada, Dog isn't going to be catching anyone.

He went to Mexico to get someone.

Not saying he can or will, just sayin'.

WarChild · 08-12-2014, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

He went to Mexico to get someone.

Not saying he can or will, just sayin'.

Totally different though. Have you ever heard of somebody being denied entry to Mexico? Bounty hunting is not legal in Canada (same with Mexico) and more importantly, Dog's a felon. Chances are he'd get turned back at the border.

Not saying the douche is actually in Canada, that's just something his brother has been spouting.

Juicy D. Links · 08-12-2014, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

Where in Canada is he?

Poutine Palace

DWB · 08-12-2014, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Totally different though. Have you ever heard of somebody being denied entry to Mexico? Bounty hunting is not legal in Canada (same with Mexico) and more importantly, Dog's a felon. Chances are he'd get turned back at the border.

Not saying the douche is actually in Canada, that's just something his brother has been spouting.

Canada refuses entry to felons? Didn't know that, or that Dog was one.

Klen · 08-12-2014, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Canada refuses entry to felons? Didn't know that, or that Dog was one.

Yes there was some funny stories about it from some gfy-ers.

WarChild · 08-12-2014, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Canada refuses entry to felons? Didn't know that, or that Dog was one.

Yeah they're pretty serious about it. If you've been convicted of a crime that translates to a crime in Canada, you are inadmissible to Canada. 5 years (I think) later you can apply for a visa to come to Canada. Note this is not 5 years after the crime, but 5 years after you've finished serving jail/probation or whatever. You'd need to have a pretty good reason to come to Canada at that point, and coming to bounty hunt won't cut it.

Dog served 18 months of a 5 year sentence for 1st Degree Murder. He was waiting in the car while he buddy shot someone during a drug deal or something like that.

The guy's just a flat out loser chasing meth addicts around Hawaii.

JFK · 08-12-2014, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

that chain smoking burned out troll could not sprint 50 yards let alone take down an MMA fighter regardless of weight class

seeric · 08-12-2014, 01:34 PM

Canada doesn't fuck around.

War Machine is also a felon, and something tells me he would be heavily scrutinized trying to enter. They would know who he was immediately.

He's not in Canada. Mexico maybe. San Diego is so close to the border and he would know that you can just drive right through to Mexico. Much better chance he's now in Mexico.

MaDalton · 08-12-2014, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Yeah they're pretty serious about it. If you've been convicted of a crime that translates to a crime in Canada, you are inadmissible to Canada. 5 years (I think) later you can apply for a visa to come to Canada. Note this is not 5 years after the crime, but 5 years after you've finished serving jail/probation or whatever. You'd need to have a pretty good reason to come to Canada at that point, and coming to bounty hunt won't cut it.

Dog served 18 months of a 5 year sentence for 1st Degree Murder. He was waiting in the car while he buddy shot someone during a drug deal or something like that.

The guy's just a flat out loser chasing meth addicts around Hawaii.

i tried to watch his "show" but just found myself constantly shaking my head in disbelief...

mikesouth · 08-12-2014, 02:06 PM

he aint in Canada Mexico is more likely....his tweets were from San Diego just a hop to TJ

The canada thing is a big red canadian herring

anexsia · 08-12-2014, 04:08 PM

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a midget who has to wear boots that make him look taller on TV lol, War Machine will eventually be captured by regular cops (he doesn't seem bright enough to stay low for long) or by turning himself in

anexsia · 08-12-2014, 04:13 PM

WTF have you all seen https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay and the mock pic he posted up of a beat up Christy with a "Facial Abuse" logo at the bottom? That's fucked up

brassmonkey · 08-12-2014, 04:37 PM

go with god brah

MrBottomTooth · 08-12-2014, 05:16 PM

If I was him and I seen the tweet from dog I would probably stay on the run longer just to spite him.

I must admit I have a thing for his big fat wife though. I cant explain it.

Getting into canada is no different than getting into the us. If you have a serious criminal offense in canada they wont let you in the us. They make exceptions for things like dui's, etc.

WarChild · 08-12-2014, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

If I was him and I seen the tweet from dog I would probably stay on the run longer just to spite him.

I must admit I have a thing for his big fat wife though. I cant explain it.

Getting into canada is no different than getting into the us. If you have a serious criminal offense in canada they wont let you in the us. They make exceptions for things like dui's, etc.

I don't know about the States, but there is no exception for DUI in Canada. A DUI makes you inadmissible to Canada without a waiver.

dyna mo · 08-12-2014, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric

stuff your sorrys in a sack,

nice seinfeld reference!

1215 · 08-12-2014, 07:11 PM

He's a bigger tool than Bieber and kardashian

seeric · 08-13-2014, 08:59 AM

Pawn Stars just jumped in the mix with another 10K on top of the reward money. Up to 25k reward now. https://twitter.com/corey_harrison

Dude is screwed, Chumlee is on the trail!

08-12-2014, 10:11 AM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	War Machine Captured News From The Future: War Machine Captured From BarStoolSport.com "Welp, time to turn yourself in, War Machine. The gig is up. Quit running and tweeting that you still love Christy and saying that the only reason you won’t turn yourself in because the cops won’t give you a fair shake. Give all your excuses to the judge and stuff your sorrys in a sack, because Dog is on the scent and that means you’re not long for freedom." http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...s-on-the-case/ Wouldn't it be funny though?

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I'm surprised the Hawaii Visitors and Convention Bureau hasn't put a contract on Chapman yet.

08-12-2014, 01:34 PM	#21
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Canada doesn't fuck around. War Machine is also a felon, and something tells me he would be heavily scrutinized trying to enter. They would know who he was immediately. He's not in Canada. Mexico maybe. San Diego is so close to the border and he would know that you can just drive right through to Mexico. Much better chance he's now in Mexico.

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mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	he aint in Canada Mexico is more likely....his tweets were from San Diego just a hop to TJ The canada thing is a big red canadian herring __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	Dog the Bounty Hunter is a midget who has to wear boots that make him look taller on TV lol, War Machine will eventually be captured by regular cops (he doesn't seem bright enough to stay low for long) or by turning himself in Last edited by anexsia; 08-12-2014 at 04:10 PM..

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Pawn Stars just jumped in the mix with another 10K on top of the reward money. Up to 25k reward now. https://twitter.com/corey_harrison Dude is screwed, Chumlee is on the trail!