War Machine Captured
 

News From The Future: War Machine Captured

From BarStoolSport.com
"Welp, time to turn yourself in, War Machine. The gig is up. Quit running and tweeting that you still love Christy and saying that the only reason you won’t turn yourself in because the cops won’t give you a fair shake. Give all your excuses to the judge and stuff your sorrys in a sack, because Dog is on the scent and that means you’re not long for freedom."


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http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...s-on-the-case/

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Wouldn't it be funny though?

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So he hasn't been caught.

this should be good

that chain smoking burned out troll could not sprint 50 yards let alone take down an MMA fighter regardless of weight class

OMG LOL
lol

whoa its not a joke

https://twitter.com/DogBountyHunter

ride along on the drama lama!!!!

Yeah, but the pepper spray cannon he and his boys fire can hit that dirtbag WM in Nevada all the way from Honolulu... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

he wasnt captured but the tweets from dog are actually real....

gotta love reality TV.

Seriously, what a tool. If the guy is really up in Canada, Dog isn't going to be catching anyone.

I'm surprised the Hawaii Visitors and Convention Bureau hasn't put a contract on Chapman yet.

Where in Canada is he?

Pepper spray, stun guns, rubber bullets, outnumbered... there is always a way.

He went to Mexico to get someone.

Not saying he can or will, just sayin'.

Totally different though. Have you ever heard of somebody being denied entry to Mexico? Bounty hunting is not legal in Canada (same with Mexico) and more importantly, Dog's a felon. Chances are he'd get turned back at the border.

Not saying the douche is actually in Canada, that's just something his brother has been spouting.

Poutine Palace :pimp:pimp

Canada refuses entry to felons? Didn't know that, or that Dog was one.

Yes there was some funny stories about it from some gfy-ers.

Yeah they're pretty serious about it. If you've been convicted of a crime that translates to a crime in Canada, you are inadmissible to Canada. 5 years (I think) later you can apply for a visa to come to Canada. Note this is not 5 years after the crime, but 5 years after you've finished serving jail/probation or whatever. You'd need to have a pretty good reason to come to Canada at that point, and coming to bounty hunt won't cut it.

Dog served 18 months of a 5 year sentence for 1st Degree Murder. He was waiting in the car while he buddy shot someone during a drug deal or something like that.

The guy's just a flat out loser chasing meth addicts around Hawaii.

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Canada doesn't fuck around.

War Machine is also a felon, and something tells me he would be heavily scrutinized trying to enter. They would know who he was immediately.

He's not in Canada. Mexico maybe. San Diego is so close to the border and he would know that you can just drive right through to Mexico. Much better chance he's now in Mexico.

i tried to watch his "show" but just found myself constantly shaking my head in disbelief...

he aint in Canada Mexico is more likely....his tweets were from San Diego just a hop to TJ

The canada thing is a big red canadian herring

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a midget who has to wear boots that make him look taller on TV lol, War Machine will eventually be captured by regular cops (he doesn't seem bright enough to stay low for long) or by turning himself in

WTF have you all seen https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay and the mock pic he posted up of a beat up Christy with a "Facial Abuse" logo at the bottom? That's fucked up

go with god brah

If I was him and I seen the tweet from dog I would probably stay on the run longer just to spite him.

I must admit I have a thing for his big fat wife though. I cant explain it.

Getting into canada is no different than getting into the us. If you have a serious criminal offense in canada they wont let you in the us. They make exceptions for things like dui's, etc.

I don't know about the States, but there is no exception for DUI in Canada. A DUI makes you inadmissible to Canada without a waiver.

nice seinfeld reference!

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He's a bigger tool than Bieber and kardashian

Pawn Stars just jumped in the mix with another 10K on top of the reward money. Up to 25k reward now. https://twitter.com/corey_harrison

Dude is screwed, Chumlee is on the trail!