News From The Future: War Machine Captured
From BarStoolSport.com
"Welp, time to turn yourself in, War Machine. The gig is up. Quit running and tweeting that you still love Christy and saying that the only reason you won’t turn yourself in because the cops won’t give you a fair shake. Give all your excuses to the judge and stuff your sorrys in a sack, because Dog is on the scent and that means you’re not long for freedom."
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...s-on-the-case/
Wouldn't it be funny though?
