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So Fucking Banned
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Best way to clean a keyboard?
I was pleasuring my self and i shot on my keyboard. The a and s ket are sticky. Wht is recommended to clean it?
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buy a new one
or get your girlfriend to lick it clean
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dishwasher and make sure you let is dry all the way.
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q-tip
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The answers you seek are in this thread. Boneprone found the perfect method...
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=50384
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lagwagon is right... dishwasher works fine, just make sure not to turn on the heated drying
![]() Otherwise, run it under the shower (cold or luke warm water) and use a hairdryer on COOL to dry it out.. just make sure it's totally dry before using it again... Been using both methods for years (I tend to get coffee in the keyboard a LOT -- if you believe that) and both work great. Although I have found one thing.. Microsoft natural keyboards and anything as acidic as cola (such as orange jolt) eats the traces right off the keyboard on contact and there is no hope. CGI
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I usually throw a cup of coffee on mine about once a month
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Ik ben een aap
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I hate having a dirty looking keyboard! It pisses me off............
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Let's do some business.
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You're already working on cleaning it.
Nothing does clean like a good shot of bukkake!
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see i told you
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If you really want to you can take all the keys off AND THEN put them in the dishwasher. Then you'll want to turn the keyboard upside down and rap it on the desk. All kinds of disgusting looking shit will fall out. I did that to an old Mac SE-30 that I still used for years after I got my first PC and it was pretty nasty.
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