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Plugger · 03-07-2003, 03:09 PM

for Jury Duty. i guess it is time to server my civic duty

Could you picture me on a jury?

MonkeyMan · 03-07-2003, 03:11 PM

Rochard · 03-07-2003, 03:16 PM

This is not true.

Plugger has been served for child support for a child he never knew he had. This will teach him to keep his damn pee pee in his pants!

Plugger · 03-07-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
This is not true.

Plugger has been served for child support for a child he never knew he had. This will teach him to keep his damn pee pee in his pants!

Now that would REALLY suck, jusr duty is looking pretty good!

asuna · 03-07-2003, 03:30 PM

Just write DECEASED on it.. they'll never bother you again

MattK · 03-07-2003, 03:42 PM

I was summoned for jury duty a couple years ago, since I was self-employed I got out of it by saying I could not take the time off work. They asked for a couple phone numbers of companies I worked with to verify I was self-employed and that was it.

Miss Novette · 03-07-2003, 04:02 PM

I've always wanted to serve on a jury, but have never been called. I'm a registered voter, I've got a driver license, it's not like they don't know I'm here.

Wonder if it's a height thing? (I'm only 4'11")

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 04:22 PM

are you sure it's not one of those sting operations like when they send out registered mail for people to come to a certain location to pick up their prize from a sweepstakes. Would be too funny to show up and it be a big bust . . .

Rochard · 03-07-2003, 04:24 PM

Just tell them you are an PORNOGRAPHER...... And you will never hear from them again.

aflex · 03-07-2003, 06:00 PM

theres a term you could say during the juror interview thing, something along the lines that you dont believe anyone is guilty. usually the prosuector would dismiss you. ill try looking up the word for ya.

stocktrader23 · 03-07-2003, 06:03 PM

I want to serve on a jury for a webmaster that is being charged with obscenity. Can you say mistrial!

gripcash · 03-07-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by aflex
theres a term you could say during the juror interview thing, something along the lines that you dont believe anyone is guilty. usually the prosuector would dismiss you. ill try looking up the word for ya.

Or go with Homer Simpson's excuse:
"I'm prejudice against ALL races!"

03-07-2003, 03:09 PM	#1
Plugger Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: North Coast Posts: 592	I just got a summons . . . for Jury Duty. i guess it is time to server my civic duty Could you picture me on a jury?

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,226	This is not true. Plugger has been served for child support for a child he never knew he had. This will teach him to keep his damn pee pee in his pants! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	are you sure it's not one of those sting operations like when they send out registered mail for people to come to a certain location to pick up their prize from a sweepstakes. Would be too funny to show up and it be a big bust . . . __________________

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MattK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 492	I was summoned for jury duty a couple years ago, since I was self-employed I got out of it by saying I could not take the time off work. They asked for a couple phone numbers of companies I worked with to verify I was self-employed and that was it.

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,226	Just tell them you are an PORNOGRAPHER...... And you will never hear from them again. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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aflex Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com Posts: 3,127	theres a term you could say during the juror interview thing, something along the lines that you dont believe anyone is guilty. usually the prosuector would dismiss you. ill try looking up the word for ya. __________________ self made mothafucka. buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

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