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Juicy D. Links 03-07-2003 03:51 PM

Best way to clean a keyboard?
 
I was pleasuring my self and i shot on my keyboard. The a and s ket are sticky. Wht is recommended to clean it?

Dildozer 03-07-2003 03:52 PM

buy a new one
or get your girlfriend to lick it clean

lagwagon 03-07-2003 03:52 PM

dishwasher and make sure you let is dry all the way.

appleboy 03-07-2003 03:53 PM

q-tip

NetRodent 03-07-2003 04:01 PM

The answers you seek are in this thread. Boneprone found the perfect method...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=50384

CGI 03-07-2003 04:08 PM

lagwagon is right... dishwasher works fine, just make sure not to turn on the heated drying :)

Otherwise, run it under the shower (cold or luke warm water) and use a hairdryer on COOL to dry it out.. just make sure it's totally dry before using it again...

Been using both methods for years (I tend to get coffee in the keyboard a LOT -- if you believe that) and both work great.

Although I have found one thing.. Microsoft natural keyboards and anything as acidic as cola (such as orange jolt) eats the traces right off the keyboard on contact and there is no hope.

CGI

completetosser 03-07-2003 04:29 PM

I usually throw a cup of coffee on mine about once a month :)

aztecvision 03-07-2003 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
buy a new one
or get your girlfriend to lick it clean


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ross 03-07-2003 04:44 PM

I hate having a dirty looking keyboard! It pisses me off............

FlyingIguana 03-07-2003 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
I hate having a dirty looking keyboard! It pisses me off............
then clean it :)

stocktrader23 03-07-2003 05:50 PM

You're already working on cleaning it.

Nothing does clean like a good shot of bukkake!

digifan 03-07-2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
You're already working on cleaning it.

Nothing does clean like a good shot of bukkake!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Triple 6 03-07-2003 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by appleboy
q-tip
:thumbsup

lagwagon 03-07-2003 05:59 PM

see i told you

JohnV 03-07-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I was pleasuring my self and i shot on my keyboard. The a and s ket are sticky. Wht is recommended to clean it?
Smash it into little pieces and then go buy yourself a new one.

cluck 03-07-2003 06:03 PM

If you really want to you can take all the keys off AND THEN put them in the dishwasher. Then you'll want to turn the keyboard upside down and rap it on the desk. All kinds of disgusting looking shit will fall out. I did that to an old Mac SE-30 that I still used for years after I got my first PC and it was pretty nasty.


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