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Rochard · 04-18-2014, 09:18 AM

Turns out hell is freezing cold and has no fucking GPS or cell phone service.

Last weekend we drove from California to surprise my wife's best friend. We stopped at the border of Montana at "Lolo Pass" to take a picture of the "Welcome to Montana" sign, got back into the jeep and started downhill and it was obvious something was wrong with the transmission. We coasted two miles downhill to a safe spot and that was all she wrote.

It was fucking snowing and I was wearing shorts.

To make a long story short, the car has a sensor that detects your key and if it doesn't it locks your transmission... For some reason it allowed me to start the car and go with it, but when the sensor failed it locked us into first gear and then once we stopped locked the transmission completely. Eventually we got a tow into town, but it involved some hitch hiking to a pay phone and a few hours of me playing in the snow in shorts waiting for the tow truck. Everything was covered by warranty including the rental car.

But it's just amazing that there are places like this... No nothing. We were lucky we broke down "near" a payphone.

Rikki-Nyx · 04-18-2014, 09:20 AM

Montana has beautiful landscape

The Dawg · 04-18-2014, 09:26 AM

I thought this thread was going to be about Hell, Grand Cayman. I enjoyed myself there. (Even played a couple games of pool)

EddyTheDog · 04-18-2014, 09:29 AM

Just the name - 'Montana' - It sounds like a place you shouldn't be wearing shorts - Ever...

Anyway - It sounds like an adventure - You will laugh with your grandkids about it one day.....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-18-2014, 09:40 AM

No pictures of you in your snow shorts?

ADG

SekobA · 04-18-2014, 10:40 AM

we have snow here as well.happy to hear all did well Too bad you cut the pic i cant see the shorts

Harmon · 04-18-2014, 10:56 AM

We all knew you had a chin... but when did you adopt another one?

Rochard · 04-18-2014, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

We all knew you had a chin... but when did you adopt another one?

I have a fondness for pizza.

Rochard · 04-18-2014, 11:01 AM

I also had the chance to visit Phoenix too.... Phoenix, Oregon. What a crappy little fucking town that was too!

Harmon · 04-18-2014, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I have a fondness for pizza.

Hence the reason the tranny went out.

2MuchMark · 04-18-2014, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Hence the reason the tranny went out.

I never let my trannies out. I keep them in the basement where they belong.

KickAssJesse · 04-18-2014, 11:12 AM

on the side of the road sounds horrible.. and in montana, wow

romeo22 · 04-18-2014, 11:20 AM

sometimes can happen unexpected thinks but glad all ended ok

ctggls · 04-18-2014, 11:24 AM

Rochard, you're an army guy what do you complain about? You should have took off the shoes too, just for the challenge of it.

By the way, in every pic, you seem to be getting a little bit fatter

Rochard · 04-18-2014, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KickAssJesse

on the side of the road sounds horrible.. and in montana, wow

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Originally Posted by ctggls

Rochard, you're an army guy what do you complain about? You should have took off the shoes too, just for the challenge of it.

By the way, in every pic, you seem to be getting a little bit fatter

I'm a big boy and can handle myself... But leaving my wife and kid behind in forty degree weather on a little used road when we had no cell phone coverage was less than ideal. I had fun with it - hitched a ride in the back of a pick up truck and then had a two hour mock snowball fight with that huge "Welcome to Montana" sign....

Seth Manson · 04-18-2014, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ctggls

Rochard, you're an army guy what do you complain about? You should have took off the shoes too, just for the challenge of it.

By the way, in every pic, you seem to be getting a little bit fatter

Please dont insult the Army like that.

ctggls · 04-18-2014, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I'm a big boy and can handle myself... But leaving my wife and kid behind in forty degree weather on a little used road when we had no cell phone coverage was less than ideal. I had fun with it - hitched a ride in the back of a pick up truck and then had a two hour mock snowball fight with that huge "Welcome to Montana" sign....

I can understand the wife and kid thing. I have a small baby and a wife and would not feel ok leaving them behind even if it meant going for help

2030 · 04-19-2014, 01:40 AM

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CurrentlySober · 04-19-2014, 02:53 AM

i cant a4d 2 go 2 smell...

seeandsee · 04-19-2014, 04:18 AM

Jesus real horror story!

mineistaken · 04-19-2014, 04:38 AM

More pics? Montana sounds mysterious with a nice landscape

baddog · 04-19-2014, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

More pics? Montana sounds mysterious with a nice landscape

Montana has some nice scenery

RyuLion · 04-19-2014, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

We all knew you had a chin... but when did you adopt another one?

brassmonkey · 04-19-2014, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Turns out hell is freezing cold and has no fucking GPS or cell phone service.

Last weekend we drove from California to surprise my wife's best friend. We stopped at the border of Montana at "Lolo Pass" to take a picture of the "Welcome to Montana" sign, got back into the jeep and started downhill and it was obvious something was wrong with the transmission. We coasted two miles downhill to a safe spot and that was all she wrote.

It was fucking snowing and I was wearing shorts.

To make a long story short, the car has a sensor that detects your key and if it doesn't it locks your transmission... For some reason it allowed me to start the car and go with it, but when the sensor failed it locked us into first gear and then once we stopped locked the transmission completely. Eventually we got a tow into town, but it involved some hitch hiking to a pay phone and a few hours of me playing in the snow in shorts waiting for the tow truck. Everything was covered by warranty including the rental car.

But it's just amazing that there are places like this... No nothing. We were lucky we broke down "near" a payphone.

that sucks

looks good out there. with the ball and chain so no fishing

Best-In-BC · 04-19-2014, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Turns out hell is freezing cold and has no fucking GPS or cell phone service.

Last weekend we drove from California to surprise my wife's best friend. We stopped at the border of Montana at "Lolo Pass" to take a picture of the "Welcome to Montana" sign, got back into the jeep and started downhill and it was obvious something was wrong with the transmission. We coasted two miles downhill to a safe spot and that was all she wrote.

It was fucking snowing and I was wearing shorts.

To make a long story short, the car has a sensor that detects your key and if it doesn't it locks your transmission... For some reason it allowed me to start the car and go with it, but when the sensor failed it locked us into first gear and then once we stopped locked the transmission completely. Eventually we got a tow into town, but it involved some hitch hiking to a pay phone and a few hours of me playing in the snow in shorts waiting for the tow truck. Everything was covered by warranty including the rental car.

But it's just amazing that there are places like this... No nothing. We were lucky we broke down "near" a payphone.

Thats fucking bullshit man, sue those fucks for having a retarded system. Unless that is what you wanted. LOL

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04-18-2014, 09:18 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,674	So I visited hell this week... (pic) Turns out hell is freezing cold and has no fucking GPS or cell phone service. Last weekend we drove from California to surprise my wife's best friend. We stopped at the border of Montana at "Lolo Pass" to take a picture of the "Welcome to Montana" sign, got back into the jeep and started downhill and it was obvious something was wrong with the transmission. We coasted two miles downhill to a safe spot and that was all she wrote. It was fucking snowing and I was wearing shorts. To make a long story short, the car has a sensor that detects your key and if it doesn't it locks your transmission... For some reason it allowed me to start the car and go with it, but when the sensor failed it locked us into first gear and then once we stopped locked the transmission completely. Eventually we got a tow into town, but it involved some hitch hiking to a pay phone and a few hours of me playing in the snow in shorts waiting for the tow truck. Everything was covered by warranty including the rental car. But it's just amazing that there are places like this... No nothing. We were lucky we broke down "near" a payphone. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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