So I visited hell this week... (pic)
 

Turns out hell is freezing cold and has no fucking GPS or cell phone service.

Last weekend we drove from California to surprise my wife's best friend. We stopped at the border of Montana at "Lolo Pass" to take a picture of the "Welcome to Montana" sign, got back into the jeep and started downhill and it was obvious something was wrong with the transmission. We coasted two miles downhill to a safe spot and that was all she wrote.

It was fucking snowing and I was wearing shorts.

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To make a long story short, the car has a sensor that detects your key and if it doesn't it locks your transmission... For some reason it allowed me to start the car and go with it, but when the sensor failed it locked us into first gear and then once we stopped locked the transmission completely. Eventually we got a tow into town, but it involved some hitch hiking to a pay phone and a few hours of me playing in the snow in shorts waiting for the tow truck. Everything was covered by warranty including the rental car.

But it's just amazing that there are places like this... No nothing. We were lucky we broke down "near" a payphone.

Montana has beautiful landscape

I thought this thread was going to be about Hell, Grand Cayman. I enjoyed myself there. (Even played a couple games of pool)

Just the name - 'Montana' - It sounds like a place you shouldn't be wearing shorts - Ever...

Anyway - It sounds like an adventure - You will laugh with your grandkids about it one day.....

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No pictures of you in your snow shorts? :(

:stoned

ADG

we have snow here as well.happy to hear all did well Too bad you cut the pic i cant see the shorts :pimp

We all knew you had a chin... but when did you adopt another one?

I have a fondness for pizza.

I also had the chance to visit Phoenix too.... Phoenix, Oregon. What a crappy little fucking town that was too!

Hence the reason the tranny went out. :(

I never let my trannies out. I keep them in the basement where they belong.

on the side of the road sounds horrible.. and in montana, wow :Oh crap

sometimes can happen unexpected thinks but glad all ended ok

Rochard, you're an army guy what do you complain about? You should have took off the shoes too, just for the challenge of it.

By the way, in every pic, you seem to be getting a little bit fatter :)

I'm a big boy and can handle myself... But leaving my wife and kid behind in forty degree weather on a little used road when we had no cell phone coverage was less than ideal. I had fun with it - hitched a ride in the back of a pick up truck and then had a two hour mock snowball fight with that huge "Welcome to Montana" sign....

Please dont insult the Army like that.

I can understand the wife and kid thing. I have a small baby and a wife and would not feel ok leaving them behind even if it meant going for help

good luck on 15cams Rochard

i cant a4d 2 go 2 smell... :(

Jesus real horror story!

More pics? Montana sounds mysterious with a nice landscape :thumbsup

Montana has some nice scenery

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that sucks :helpme looks good out there. with the ball and chain so no fishing :(

Thats fucking bullshit man, sue those fucks for having a retarded system. Unless that is what you wanted. LOL

How long did you practice the "Duck Face" before taking the selfie ?