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03-14-2014, 04:05 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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When you go out shoplifting....
What is your personal preference in theft techniques?
Lets pool our resources guys. Swap ideas and info, and make our next trip the most profitable yet  You go first.... |
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03-14-2014, 05:06 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Trench coat and disguise
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03-14-2014, 05:24 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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No, I said 'Shoplifting' (Stealing from shops) NOT 'Flashing' (Exposing myself inappropriately to women in a public park or area)
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03-14-2014, 05:30 AM
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Monger Cash
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the key to not getting caught is to act like you belong.
the key to acting you like belong is to not think about it as stealing. the key to not thinking about it as stealing is to develop the mindset that it's just a five finger discount. |
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03-14-2014, 06:38 AM
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I need a beer
 
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When I was a kid ,I used to just walk out with the items like I just bought them
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03-14-2014, 06:43 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Don't steal what doesn't fit in your bumhole ...
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03-14-2014, 12:55 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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03-14-2014, 01:12 PM
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Pay It Forward
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go across town go when its crowded. take the plates off your car. must have a gun ( just in case ) best two people one handles the goods best shot holds the heat. fill the cart with the smallest high priced shit electronics if they are not locked up. head for the door trigger man handles security. get away driver would be best in this tho. park right in front.
 a truck would be the best. just sayin if i would be stealin shit. megalo mart is the best spot (not saying the real name)
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03-14-2014, 02:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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03-14-2014, 03:37 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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03-14-2014, 03:40 PM
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These types of threads should be best left to the anal hobbit.
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03-14-2014, 04:21 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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03-14-2014, 04:35 PM
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2 bags from designated store (not transparent plastic) and large sheet of aluminum foil.
Place large aluminum foil the outside of one bag, then place that bag inside the other, aluminum sheet should be between the 2 bags, but it just looks like a double bag. Walk in, grab and bag all the shit you want. Walk out through sensors, the foil should take care of the sensors. Worked 10 years ago :P Also don't forget the Quote:
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03-14-2014, 04:42 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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