When you go out shoplifting....
 

What is your personal preference in theft techniques?

Lets pool our resources guys. Swap ideas and info, and make our next trip the most profitable yet :thumbsup

You go first....

Trench coat and disguise

No, I said 'Shoplifting' (Stealing from shops) NOT 'Flashing' (Exposing myself inappropriately to women in a public park or area) :2 cents:

the key to not getting caught is to act like you belong.

the key to acting you like belong is to not think about it as stealing.

the key to not thinking about it as stealing is to develop the mindset that it's just a five finger discount.

When I was a kid ,I used to just walk out with the items like I just bought them

Don't steal what doesn't fit in your bumhole ...

HotKinkyJo could steal a TV :Oh crap

go across town go when its crowded. take the plates off your car. must have a gun ( just in case ) best two people one handles the goods best shot holds the heat. fill the cart with the smallest high priced shit electronics if they are not locked up. head for the door trigger man handles security. get away driver would be best in this tho. park right in front. :1orglaugh a truck would be the best. just sayin if i would be stealin shit. megalo mart is the best spot (not saying the real name)

Oh dang.

Well, let's see - we could follow the modus operandi of tube sites and have someone else upload, er...'steal' - the items, carry them out to the parking lot and leave them for you to put in your car.

These types of threads should be best left to the anal hobbit. :thumbsup:thumbsup

My all time favorite hobbit :thumbsup

2 bags from designated store (not transparent plastic) and large sheet of aluminum foil.

Place large aluminum foil the outside of one bag, then place that bag inside the other, aluminum sheet should be between the 2 bags, but it just looks like a double bag.

Walk in, grab and bag all the shit you want. Walk out through sensors, the foil should take care of the sensors. Worked 10 years ago :P

Also don't forget the

Just in case you need to scare someone by whipping your dick out.

well people think that i'm a thief even when i'm a legit customer...