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Old 03-14-2014, 11:55 AM   #1
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Sears sells sex toys!

http://www.ynot.com/content/119610-s...-sex-toys.html

They've been a dying brand for quite a while... could this be a hail mary play?

I wish them the best with it... seriously.
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:09 PM   #2
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Yes, Maam, the dildoes are over in Aisle Sixty-Nine.
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:19 PM   #3
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That's a big Sears!
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Old 03-14-2014, 03:24 PM   #4
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Who here hasn't fapped to the Sears catalog when they were much younger?
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Old 03-14-2014, 03:41 PM   #5
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Who here hasn't fapped to the Sears catalog when they were much younger?
I was more of a JC Penny fan. Sometimes you could see bush underneath those panties in the lingerie section. I was five. Life was good.
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Nice. I work at Sears in the back. People come to the back to the kiosk and pick stuff up. I haven't seen any sex toys yet. I may buy a dildo and try to return it.
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Old 03-14-2014, 04:18 PM   #7
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Never mind, I noticed the sex toys are all 3rd party sellers. In store pickup isn't available.

But I get $1.10 in reward points for getting the We-Vibe 4 Vibrator.
http://www.sears.com/standard-innova...&blockType=G15
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Never mind, I noticed the sex toys are all 3rd party sellers. In store pickup isn't available.
How long until someone shows up at customer service demanding the ass plug they ordered?
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I was more of a JC Penny fan. Sometimes you could see bush underneath those panties in the lingerie section. I was five. Life was good.
In Sears you could see nipple through the bra! I've never fucked a couch cushion so hard in my life
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How long until someone shows up at customer service demanding the ass plug they ordered?
I can see that happening. Would be funny if we sold ass plugs with a Protection Agreement and sent them off for repairs.
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'On the sea shore' ?

Did I win?
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I can see that happening. Would be funny if we sold ass plugs with a Protection Agreement and sent them off for repairs.
LOL. An irate customer comes in. "I had this plug in the wife's ass and she went to pull it out and it just broke in two. I got a protection plan so we need a new on STAT! We have a big weekend planned."
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In Sears you could see nipple through the bra! I've never fucked a couch cushion so hard in my life
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Oh I LOVED it in the late 70s / early 80s when the JcPenney catalogue arrived...
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