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Gingerific
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Sears sells sex toys!
http://www.ynot.com/content/119610-s...-sex-toys.html
They've been a dying brand for quite a while... could this be a hail mary play? I wish them the best with it... seriously.
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Lord High Groundhog
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Yes, Maam, the dildoes are over in Aisle Sixty-Nine.
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Gingerific
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That's a big Sears!
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Who here hasn't fapped to the Sears catalog when they were much younger?
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Lord High Groundhog
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I was more of a JC Penny fan. Sometimes you could see bush underneath those panties in the lingerie section. I was five. Life was good.
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and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing |
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Nice. I work at Sears in the back. People come to the back to the kiosk and pick stuff up. I haven't seen any sex toys yet. I may buy a dildo and try to return it.
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Never mind, I noticed the sex toys are all 3rd party sellers. In store pickup isn't available.
But I get $1.10 in reward points for getting the We-Vibe 4 Vibrator. http://www.sears.com/standard-innova...&blockType=G15
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I can see that happening. Would be funny if we sold ass plugs with a Protection Agreement and sent them off for repairs.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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'On the sea shore' ?
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LOL. An irate customer comes in. "I had this plug in the wife's ass and she went to pull it out and it just broke in two. I got a protection plan so we need a new on STAT! We have a big weekend planned."
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Lord High Groundhog
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Keep talking ......
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Gingerific
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Oh I LOVED it in the late 70s / early 80s when the JcPenney catalogue arrived...
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