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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Serious Question... Currently Sober, are you getting fatter?
Your avatar is suggesting to me that you have lost all control over your body and are simply *exploding*.
Is this true or did you have some creative designers photochop your pic? There are other ways to eat that are healthy besides just the poo... |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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respect my authoritah!
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So Fucking Banned
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We can all live in harmony.
I'm so fucking fed up I want to set fire to the whole fucking thing... the problem is, I don't know where to start the fire |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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HTH xx |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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So, despite 'liking' your house, take out a HUGE insurance policy on it TODAY - Irregardless of what it costs you.... Then, in a year and a half's time, have an accident in the kitchen... You will of course have taken pics of the most valuable possessions, in situ, in your house - But secretly removed them prior to the accident... Not only will you get the insurance payout, but if you are lucky, you may also get a 'local whip round' taking place -To help you out... TRUST ME - Take out insurance today - Do the dirty deed in a year and a half's time - And laugh all the way to the bank - IT WILL STILL BE 1000X MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER EARN ONLINE... DURING THE SAME PERIOD ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Also, deliberately crashing your car, while on full insurance, is also a great money maker...
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX ! ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Cool. However I am actually over 6.4 tall, and weigh about 500 pounds... Think 'BIG SHOW' wwe on steroids...
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