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Old 03-09-2014, 12:32 AM   #1
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Serious Question... Currently Sober, are you getting fatter?

Your avatar is suggesting to me that you have lost all control over your body and are simply *exploding*.

Is this true or did you have some creative designers photochop your pic?

There are other ways to eat that are healthy besides just the poo...
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Old 03-09-2014, 12:35 AM   #2
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respect my authoritah!
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Old 03-09-2014, 01:25 AM   #3
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We can all live in harmony.

I'm so fucking fed up I want to set fire to the whole fucking thing... the problem is, I don't know where to start the fire
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Old 03-09-2014, 01:34 AM   #4
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We can all live in harmony.

I'm so fucking fed up I want to set fire to the whole fucking thing... the problem is, I don't know where to start the fire
The kitchen is always a good idea... After all, if it contains a gas cooker, and it blows up the rest of the house (Hopefully) at least you have a valid reason for the fire (I WAS COOKING) to tell the insurance guys...


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Old 03-09-2014, 01:47 AM   #5
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The kitchen is always a good idea... After all, if it contains a gas cooker, and it blows up the rest of the house (Hopefully) at least you have a valid reason for the fire (I WAS COOKING) to tell the insurance guys...


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it's the fucking theft of ideas... working online that is bogging me down. How to blow up the internet? Not my house... I like my house I just don't know how to balance the theft and the creativity
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Old 03-09-2014, 01:57 AM   #6
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it's the fucking theft of ideas... working online that is bogging me down. How to blow up the internet? Not my house... I like my house I just don't know how to balance the theft and the creativity
BUT... Its all about money isnt it? at the end of the day - He who dies with the most money wins?

So, despite 'liking' your house, take out a HUGE insurance policy on it TODAY - Irregardless of what it costs you....

Then, in a year and a half's time, have an accident in the kitchen...

You will of course have taken pics of the most valuable possessions, in situ, in your house - But secretly removed them prior to the accident...

Not only will you get the insurance payout, but if you are lucky, you may also get a 'local whip round' taking place -To help you out...

TRUST ME - Take out insurance today - Do the dirty deed in a year and a half's time - And laugh all the way to the bank - IT WILL STILL BE 1000X MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER EARN ONLINE... DURING THE SAME PERIOD
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Old 03-09-2014, 02:03 AM   #7
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Also, deliberately crashing your car, while on full insurance, is also a great money maker...

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX !
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Old 03-09-2014, 02:41 AM   #8
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Cool. However I am actually over 6.4 tall, and weigh about 500 pounds... Think 'BIG SHOW' wwe on steroids...
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