Serious Question... Currently Sober, are you getting fatter?
 

Your avatar is suggesting to me that you have lost all control over your body and are simply *exploding*.

Is this true or did you have some creative designers photochop your pic?

There are other ways to eat that are healthy besides just the poo...

respect my authoritah!

We can all live in harmony.

I'm so fucking fed up I want to set fire to the whole fucking thing... the problem is, I don't know where to start the fire

The kitchen is always a good idea... After all, if it contains a gas cooker, and it blows up the rest of the house (Hopefully) at least you have a valid reason for the fire (I WAS COOKING) to tell the insurance guys...


HTH xx

it's the fucking theft of ideas... working online that is bogging me down. How to blow up the internet? Not my house... I like my house :) I just don't know how to balance the theft and the creativity

BUT... Its all about money isnt it? at the end of the day - He who dies with the most money wins?

So, despite 'liking' your house, take out a HUGE insurance policy on it TODAY - Irregardless of what it costs you....

Then, in a year and a half's time, have an accident in the kitchen...

You will of course have taken pics of the most valuable possessions, in situ, in your house - But secretly removed them prior to the accident...

Not only will you get the insurance payout, but if you are lucky, you may also get a 'local whip round' taking place -To help you out...

TRUST ME - Take out insurance today - Do the dirty deed in a year and a half's time - And laugh all the way to the bank - IT WILL STILL BE 1000X MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER EARN ONLINE... DURING THE SAME PERIOD :2 cents:

Also, deliberately crashing your car, while on full insurance, is also a great money maker...

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX ! :)

Cool. However I am actually over 6.4 tall, and weigh about 500 pounds... Think 'BIG SHOW' wwe on steroids...