Serious Question... Currently Sober, are you getting fatter?

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  • bean-aid
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2011
    • 16493
    #1

    Serious Question... Currently Sober, are you getting fatter?

    Your avatar is suggesting to me that you have lost all control over your body and are simply *exploding*.

    Is this true or did you have some creative designers photochop your pic?

    There are other ways to eat that are healthy besides just the poo...
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38944
      #2
      respect my authoritah!


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        • bean-aid
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2011
          • 16493
          #3
          We can all live in harmony.

          I'm so fucking fed up I want to set fire to the whole fucking thing... the problem is, I don't know where to start the fire

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38944
              #4
              Originally posted by beaner
              We can all live in harmony.

              I'm so fucking fed up I want to set fire to the whole fucking thing... the problem is, I don't know where to start the fire
              The kitchen is always a good idea... After all, if it contains a gas cooker, and it blows up the rest of the house (Hopefully) at least you have a valid reason for the fire (I WAS COOKING) to tell the insurance guys...


              HTH xx


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                • bean-aid
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 16493
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  The kitchen is always a good idea... After all, if it contains a gas cooker, and it blows up the rest of the house (Hopefully) at least you have a valid reason for the fire (I WAS COOKING) to tell the insurance guys...


                  HTH xx
                  it's the fucking theft of ideas... working online that is bogging me down. How to blow up the internet? Not my house... I like my house I just don't know how to balance the theft and the creativity

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38944
                      #6
                      Originally posted by beaner
                      it's the fucking theft of ideas... working online that is bogging me down. How to blow up the internet? Not my house... I like my house I just don't know how to balance the theft and the creativity
                      BUT... Its all about money isnt it? at the end of the day - He who dies with the most money wins?

                      So, despite 'liking' your house, take out a HUGE insurance policy on it TODAY - Irregardless of what it costs you....

                      Then, in a year and a half's time, have an accident in the kitchen...

                      You will of course have taken pics of the most valuable possessions, in situ, in your house - But secretly removed them prior to the accident...

                      Not only will you get the insurance payout, but if you are lucky, you may also get a 'local whip round' taking place -To help you out...

                      TRUST ME - Take out insurance today - Do the dirty deed in a year and a half's time - And laugh all the way to the bank - IT WILL STILL BE 1000X MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER EARN ONLINE... DURING THE SAME PERIOD


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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38944
                          #7
                          Also, deliberately crashing your car, while on full insurance, is also a great money maker...

                          THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX !


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                            • Harmon
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 20012
                              #8
                              [email protected]

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38944
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                  Cool. However I am actually over 6.4 tall, and weigh about 500 pounds... Think 'BIG SHOW' wwe on steroids...


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