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johnnyloadproductions · 12-10-2013, 12:02 PM

Looks like they closed.

Professional Snuggler, LMAO!

http://gawker.com/totally-sexless-sn...own-1479722060

So, who would you choose as your snuggle partner?

JFK · 12-10-2013, 12:27 PM

She could snuggle with me any time

marlboroack · 12-10-2013, 05:12 PM

Just here to snuggle bro

mineistaken · 12-10-2013, 05:14 PM

hipsters..

Magnetron · 12-10-2013, 05:17 PM

Johnny, I want you to snuggle with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

brassmonkey · 12-10-2013, 05:24 PM

can you buy addons? slaps? punches? kicks? id like to send some to an asshole i know (L-pink!)

VikingMan · 12-10-2013, 05:37 PM

I would snuggle with those women but I would only do it if I was the first client of the day. Imagine snuggling with those women if they had snuggled with 10 other guys that day.

I would imagine crabs would be a problem.

bean-aid · 12-10-2013, 05:56 PM

I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long

edgeprod · 12-10-2013, 05:58 PM

Joe Rogan kind of had a good point: awkward for the woman, being grasped in an embrace by a man who is likely about to get horny.

L-Pink · 12-10-2013, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

can you buy addons? slaps? punches? kicks? id like to send some to an asshole i know (L-pink!)

Lol lol fucking hilarious.

VikingMan · 12-10-2013, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner

I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long

forget snuggling I would rather pay to punch her for that crappy web design. Brown text on a brown background. Dumb bitch

CamTraffic · 12-10-2013, 06:38 PM

Originated from Japan... Of course, they are still opened over there

xNetworx · 12-10-2013, 07:21 PM

They should hire gross chicks so every single guy doesn't get wood and have to stop to go jerk off and come back at some point.

JockoHomo · 12-10-2013, 07:44 PM

I would rather pay someone to ignore me. How fuckin stupid!

2MuchMark · 12-10-2013, 08:26 PM

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whOaKemosabe · 12-10-2013, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

Just here to snuggle bro

wheres my wallet

ErectMedia · 12-10-2013, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

She could snuggle with me any time

my pick as well

The Porn Nerd · 12-11-2013, 12:13 AM

I need a snuggle....with JohnnyLoadProductions!!

Shameless bump. :D

pornmasta · 12-11-2013, 12:25 AM

i need one

But the price is expensive

Bobden · 12-11-2013, 01:35 AM

The blonde colored hair one for sure! Would snuggle with her all day long.

druid66 · 12-11-2013, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

i need one

But the price is expensive

tasted this one it's always in our Tesco store, cost is around $16 is it expensive for a whisky? just asking cuz i've tasted Laphroaig (best i've ever drinked) but this one costed 34 pounds that was expensive for me.

cosminna_iulia · 12-11-2013, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

my pick as well

mine too

MaDalton · 12-11-2013, 08:35 AM

too bad it closed already again

sarah-teamcmp · 12-11-2013, 09:01 AM

We have one of these near me in Western NY. Costs $60/hr but you can get a great deal on an overnight session for just $425. They also offer the "double cuddle" for when one warm body just isn't enough to stifle your loneliness.

johnnyloadproductions · 12-11-2013, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron

Johnny, I want you to snuggle with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I'm here if you need a sunggle buddy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I need a snuggle....with JohnnyLoadProductions!!

Shameless bump. :D

I'm here love.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

too bad it closed already again

But I'll snuggle with you.

Kind of odd spooning with someone you don't know, silence and just a close intimate grasp. The only way it'd work for me (without sexual arousal) is for a woman to spoon me and have my back facing her. Might help if the woman is older too.

Noxtralis · 12-11-2013, 03:47 PM

Sure... Snuggle haha

NaughtyVisions · 12-11-2013, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Joe Rogan kind of had a good point: awkward for the woman, being grasped in an embrace by a man who is likely about to get horny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss

They should hire gross chicks so every single guy doesn't get wood and have to stop to go jerk off and come back at some point.

From the site Beaner posted (http://thesnuggery.org/)

Quote:

Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

There should be a follow up question: What if I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, to the point where I explode as soon as I become aroused?

Magnetron · 12-11-2013, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

That critter has always given me the creeps.

2MuchMark · 12-11-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I'm here if you need a sunggle buddy.

I'm here love.

But I'll snuggle with you.

Kind of odd spooning with someone you don't know, silence and just a close intimate grasp. The only way it'd work for me (without sexual arousal) is for a woman to spoon me and have my back facing her. Might help if the woman is older too.

bean-aid · 12-11-2013, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

From the site Beaner posted (http://thesnuggery.org/)

There should be a follow up question: What if I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, to the point where I explode as soon as I become aroused?

I believe the point there is that it is ok to stick your boner in her ass while clothed... that is natural. So to answer your premature scenerio... as long as everyone is still clothed... blow that load like a champ

David! · 12-11-2013, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner

I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long

Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

WTF

brassmonkey · 12-11-2013, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron

That critter has always given me the creeps.

that muther fucker tried to kill me back in 1982

tenderme · 12-11-2013, 09:22 PM

why would anyone do that, when you can pay someone to snuggle just your junk

johnnyloadproductions · 12-11-2013, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderme

why would anyone do that, when you can pay someone to snuggle just your junk

Unless you get a downtown crackwhore, it's cheaper to snuggle for an hour, run to the bathroom and beat off, rather than getting a mid-price escort.

Snuggiessssssssss!

shimmy2 · 12-11-2013, 10:31 PM

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bean-aid · 12-11-2013, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

everyone just got .013% stupider permanently for reading this thread

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The Sultan Of Smut · 12-12-2013, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

She could snuggle with me any time

lol yup actually 60 bones may be worth it.

TommyM · 12-12-2013, 01:43 AM

Isnt a standard hooker cheaper?

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