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johnnyloadproductions 12-10-2013 12:02 PM
Who needs a snuggle? Only $60/hr at the snuggle house.
 
Looks like they closed.

Professional Snuggler, LMAO!

http://gawker.com/totally-sexless-sn...own-1479722060



So, who would you choose as your snuggle partner?

http://i.imgur.com/co7UN9I.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pHfNeYx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/oxFub20.jpg

JFK 12-10-2013 12:27 PM
She could snuggle with me any time :Graucho

http://i.imgur.com/pHfNeYx.jpg

marlboroack 12-10-2013 05:12 PM
Just here to snuggle bro

mineistaken 12-10-2013 05:14 PM
hipsters..

Magnetron 12-10-2013 05:17 PM
Johnny, I want you to snuggle with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

brassmonkey 12-10-2013 05:24 PM
can you buy addons? slaps? punches? kicks? id like to send some to an asshole i know (L-pink!) :evil-laug:evil-laug:evil-laug

VikingMan 12-10-2013 05:37 PM
I would snuggle with those women but I would only do it if I was the first client of the day. Imagine snuggling with those women if they had snuggled with 10 other guys that day. :(
I would imagine crabs would be a problem.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...nJBLwgChaZv0ba

bean-aid 12-10-2013 05:56 PM
I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long

edgeprod 12-10-2013 05:58 PM
Joe Rogan kind of had a good point: awkward for the woman, being grasped in an embrace by a man who is likely about to get horny.

L-Pink 12-10-2013 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19903780)
can you buy addons? slaps? punches? kicks? id like to send some to an asshole i know (L-pink!) :evil-laug:evil-laug:evil-laug
Lol lol fucking hilarious.

VikingMan 12-10-2013 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19903828)
I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long
forget snuggling I would rather pay to punch her for that crappy web design. Brown text on a brown background. Dumb bitch

CamTraffic 12-10-2013 06:38 PM
Originated from Japan... Of course, they are still opened over there

xNetworx 12-10-2013 07:21 PM
They should hire gross chicks so every single guy doesn't get wood and have to stop to go jerk off and come back at some point.

JockoHomo 12-10-2013 07:44 PM
I would rather pay someone to ignore me. How fuckin stupid!

2MuchMark 12-10-2013 08:26 PM
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whOaKemosabe 12-10-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 19903764)
Just here to snuggle bro
wheres my wallet :Oh crap

ErectMedia 12-10-2013 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19903419)
She could snuggle with me any time :Graucho

http://i.imgur.com/pHfNeYx.jpg
my pick as well :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 12-11-2013 12:13 AM
I need a snuggle....with JohnnyLoadProductions!!

Shameless bump. :D

pornmasta 12-11-2013 12:25 AM
i need one

http://vodka-store.com/702-1034-thic...er-40-70cl.jpg

But the price is expensive

Bobden 12-11-2013 01:35 AM
The blonde colored hair one for sure! Would snuggle with her all day long.

druid66 12-11-2013 08:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19904164)
i need one

http://vodka-store.com/702-1034-thic...er-40-70cl.jpg

But the price is expensive
tasted this one it's always in our Tesco store, cost is around $16 is it expensive for a whisky? just asking cuz i've tasted Laphroaig (best i've ever drinked) but this one costed 34 pounds that was expensive for me.

cosminna_iulia 12-11-2013 08:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 19904043)
my pick as well :thumbsup
mine too :thumbsup

MaDalton 12-11-2013 08:35 AM
too bad it closed already again

sarah-teamcmp 12-11-2013 09:01 AM
We have one of these near me in Western NY. Costs $60/hr but you can get a great deal on an overnight session for just $425. They also offer the "double cuddle" for when one warm body just isn't enough to stifle your loneliness.

johnnyloadproductions 12-11-2013 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 19903772)
Johnny, I want you to snuggle with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I'm here if you need a sunggle buddy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19904156)
I need a snuggle....with JohnnyLoadProductions!!

Shameless bump. :D
I'm here love.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19904492)
too bad it closed already again
But I'll snuggle with you.

http://i.imgur.com/Qf4jYfz.jpg


Kind of odd spooning with someone you don't know, silence and just a close intimate grasp. The only way it'd work for me (without sexual arousal) is for a woman to spoon me and have my back facing her. Might help if the woman is older too.

Noxtralis 12-11-2013 03:47 PM
Sure... Snuggle haha

NaughtyVisions 12-11-2013 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19903831)
Joe Rogan kind of had a good point: awkward for the woman, being grasped in an embrace by a man who is likely about to get horny.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19903924)
They should hire gross chicks so every single guy doesn't get wood and have to stop to go jerk off and come back at some point.

From the site Beaner posted (http://thesnuggery.org/)

Quote:
Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

There should be a follow up question: What if I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, to the point where I explode as soon as I become aroused?

Magnetron 12-11-2013 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19905180)
That critter has always given me the creeps.

2MuchMark 12-11-2013 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19905180)
I'm here if you need a sunggle buddy.



I'm here love.



But I'll snuggle with you.

http://i.imgur.com/Qf4jYfz.jpg


Kind of odd spooning with someone you don't know, silence and just a close intimate grasp. The only way it'd work for me (without sexual arousal) is for a woman to spoon me and have my back facing her. Might help if the woman is older too.


bean-aid 12-11-2013 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 19905231)
From the site Beaner posted (http://thesnuggery.org/)

There should be a follow up question: What if I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, to the point where I explode as soon as I become aroused?
I believe the point there is that it is ok to stick your boner in her ass while clothed... that is natural. So to answer your premature scenerio... as long as everyone is still clothed... blow that load like a champ :thumbsup

David! 12-11-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19903828)
I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long
Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh WTF

brassmonkey 12-11-2013 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 19905431)
That critter has always given me the creeps.
that muther fucker tried to kill me back in 1982

tenderme 12-11-2013 09:22 PM
why would anyone do that, when you can pay someone to snuggle just your junk

johnnyloadproductions 12-11-2013 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tenderme (Post 19905603)
why would anyone do that, when you can pay someone to snuggle just your junk
Unless you get a downtown crackwhore, it's cheaper to snuggle for an hour, run to the bathroom and beat off, rather than getting a mid-price escort.

Snuggiessssssssss!

shimmy2 12-11-2013 10:31 PM
everyone just got .013% stupider permanently for reading this thread

bean-aid 12-11-2013 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 19905649)
everyone just got .013% stupider permanently for reading this thread
PR: 1 Rank: 666303

666 on your site... now you got jinxed :( :helpme

The Sultan Of Smut 12-12-2013 01:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19903419)
She could snuggle with me any time :Graucho

http://i.imgur.com/pHfNeYx.jpg
lol yup actually 60 bones may be worth it.

TommyM 12-12-2013 01:43 AM
Isnt a standard hooker cheaper?


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