Who needs a snuggle? Only $60/hr at the snuggle house.

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  • johnnyloadproductions
    Account Shutdown
    • Oct 2008
    • 3611

    #1

    Who needs a snuggle? Only $60/hr at the snuggle house.

    Looks like they closed.

    Professional Snuggler, LMAO!

    http://gawker.com/totally-sexless-sn...own-1479722060



    So, who would you choose as your snuggle partner?



  • JFK
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    • Jan 2002
    • 67373

    #2
    She could snuggle with me any time


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    • marlboroack
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2010
      • 9327

      #3
      Just here to snuggle bro

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      • mineistaken
        See signature :)
        • Apr 2007
        • 29656

        #4
        hipsters..

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        • Magnetron
          Lord High Groundhog
          • Jun 2013
          • 1841

          #5
          Johnny, I want you to snuggle with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
          .
          Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
          and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
          While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
          with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
          you stood for
          ever before the window saying
          nothing

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77396

            #6
            can you buy addons? slaps? punches? kicks? id like to send some to an asshole i know (L-pink!)
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            • VikingMan
              Exploiting human weakness
              • Jan 2008
              • 6858

              #7
              I would snuggle with those women but I would only do it if I was the first client of the day. Imagine snuggling with those women if they had snuggled with 10 other guys that day.
              I would imagine crabs would be a problem.

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              • bean-aid
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2011
                • 16493

                #8
                I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

                http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

                That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long

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                • edgeprod
                  Permanently Gone
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 10019

                  #9
                  Joe Rogan kind of had a good point: awkward for the woman, being grasped in an embrace by a man who is likely about to get horny.

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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                    can you buy addons? slaps? punches? kicks? id like to send some to an asshole i know (L-pink!)
                    Lol lol fucking hilarious.

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                    • VikingMan
                      Exploiting human weakness
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 6858

                      #11
                      Originally posted by beaner
                      I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

                      http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

                      That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long
                      forget snuggling I would rather pay to punch her for that crappy web design. Brown text on a brown background. Dumb bitch

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                      • CamTraffic
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6538

                        #12
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                        • xNetworx
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14445

                          #13
                          They should hire gross chicks so every single guy doesn't get wood and have to stop to go jerk off and come back at some point.

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                          • JockoHomo
                            "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 1523

                            #14
                            I would rather pay someone to ignore me. How fuckin stupid!

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                            • 2MuchMark
                              Mark of 2Much.net
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 50969

                              #15
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                              • whOaKemosabe
                                So Fucking Stoned...
                                • Aug 2013
                                • 1968

                                #16
                                Originally posted by marlboroack
                                Just here to snuggle bro
                                wheres my wallet

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                                • ErectMedia
                                  Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 7100

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JFK
                                  She could snuggle with me any time

                                  my pick as well

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                                  • The Porn Nerd
                                    Living The Dream
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 19784

                                    #18
                                    I need a snuggle....with JohnnyLoadProductions!!

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                                    • pornmasta
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                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 20015

                                      #19
                                      i need one



                                      But the price is expensive

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                                      • Bobden
                                        Registered User
                                        • Nov 2013
                                        • 31

                                        #20
                                        The blonde colored hair one for sure! Would snuggle with her all day long.

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                                        • druid66
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 994

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pornmasta
                                          i need one



                                          But the price is expensive
                                          tasted this one it's always in our Tesco store, cost is around $16 is it expensive for a whisky? just asking cuz i've tasted Laphroaig (best i've ever drinked) but this one costed 34 pounds that was expensive for me.
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                                          • cosminna_iulia
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                                            • Nov 2013
                                            • 31

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                            my pick as well
                                            mine too

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                                            • MaDalton
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 39861

                                              #23
                                              too bad it closed already again
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                                              • sarah-teamcmp
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                                                • Mar 2012
                                                • 129

                                                #24
                                                We have one of these near me in Western NY. Costs $60/hr but you can get a great deal on an overnight session for just $425. They also offer the "double cuddle" for when one warm body just isn't enough to stifle your loneliness.

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                                                • johnnyloadproductions
                                                  Account Shutdown
                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                  • 3611

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Magnetron
                                                  Johnny, I want you to snuggle with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
                                                  I'm here if you need a sunggle buddy.

                                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                  I need a snuggle....with JohnnyLoadProductions!!

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                                                  I'm here love.

                                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                  too bad it closed already again
                                                  But I'll snuggle with you.




                                                  Kind of odd spooning with someone you don't know, silence and just a close intimate grasp. The only way it'd work for me (without sexual arousal) is for a woman to spoon me and have my back facing her. Might help if the woman is older too.

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                                                  • Noxtralis
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Nov 2013
                                                    • 31

                                                    #26
                                                    Sure... Snuggle haha

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                                                    • NaughtyVisions
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                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 4204

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                      Joe Rogan kind of had a good point: awkward for the woman, being grasped in an embrace by a man who is likely about to get horny.
                                                      Originally posted by CamBoss
                                                      They should hire gross chicks so every single guy doesn't get wood and have to stop to go jerk off and come back at some point.

                                                      From the site Beaner posted (http://thesnuggery.org/)

                                                      Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
                                                      A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

                                                      There should be a follow up question: What if I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, to the point where I explode as soon as I become aroused?
                                                      Last edited by NaughtyVisions; 12-11-2013, 01:51 PM.
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                                                      • Magnetron
                                                        Lord High Groundhog
                                                        • Jun 2013
                                                        • 1841

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                        That critter has always given me the creeps.
                                                        .
                                                        Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
                                                        and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
                                                        While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
                                                        with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
                                                        you stood for
                                                        ever before the window saying
                                                        nothing

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                                                        • 2MuchMark
                                                          Mark of 2Much.net
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 50969

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                          I'm here if you need a sunggle buddy.



                                                          I'm here love.



                                                          But I'll snuggle with you.




                                                          Kind of odd spooning with someone you don't know, silence and just a close intimate grasp. The only way it'd work for me (without sexual arousal) is for a woman to spoon me and have my back facing her. Might help if the woman is older too.

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                                                          • bean-aid
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jun 2011
                                                            • 16493

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                                                            From the site Beaner posted (http://thesnuggery.org/)

                                                            There should be a follow up question: What if I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, to the point where I explode as soon as I become aroused?
                                                            I believe the point there is that it is ok to stick your boner in her ass while clothed... that is natural. So to answer your premature scenerio... as long as everyone is still clothed... blow that load like a champ

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                                                            • David!
                                                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 6501

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by beaner
                                                              I have no idea where I saw this... probably from a gfy thread.

                                                              http://thesnuggery.org/index.html

                                                              That girl goes to your house... and snuggles all night long
                                                              Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
                                                              A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

                                                              WTF
                                                              .

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                                                              • brassmonkey
                                                                Pay It Forward
                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                • 77396

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Magnetron
                                                                That critter has always given me the creeps.
                                                                that muther fucker tried to kill me back in 1982
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                                                                • tenderme
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Oct 2010
                                                                  • 33

                                                                  #33
                                                                  why would anyone do that, when you can pay someone to snuggle just your junk

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                                                                  • johnnyloadproductions
                                                                    Account Shutdown
                                                                    • Oct 2008
                                                                    • 3611

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by tenderme
                                                                    why would anyone do that, when you can pay someone to snuggle just your junk
                                                                    Unless you get a downtown crackwhore, it's cheaper to snuggle for an hour, run to the bathroom and beat off, rather than getting a mid-price escort.

                                                                    Snuggiessssssssss!

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                                                                    • shimmy2
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • bean-aid
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                                                                        • Jun 2011
                                                                        • 16493

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by shimmy2
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                                                                        • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 4325

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by JFK
                                                                          She could snuggle with me any time

                                                                          lol yup actually 60 bones may be worth it.

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                                                                          • TommyM
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                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                            • 1147

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Isnt a standard hooker cheaper?

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