I`m looking for a $400 loan.I pay 10% interest monthly - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

whOaKemosabe · 11-15-2013, 08:48 PM

50 scams

_Richard_ · 11-15-2013, 08:48 PM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1126196

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DiamonMike · 11-15-2013, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

50 scams

Whatever.

Please keep all comments for you if you are not willing to help with anything.

All you do is trolling ppl's treads with photos and small jokes so you can get the post count up. Leave me alone please!

OneHungLo · 11-15-2013, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

Whatever.

Please keep all comments for you if you are not willing to help with anything.

All you do is trolling ppl's treads with photos and small jokes so you can get the post count up. Leave me alone please!

PM me exactly what you plan to do and if I think it's viable I will invest the money and split it with you.

edit...by invest I mean not just hand you over $400 but I will invest the money and have full control of where the money goes (in and out.)

DiamonMike · 11-15-2013, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

PM me exactly what you plan to do and if I think it's viable I will invest the money and split it with you.

edit...by invest I mean not just hand you over $400 but I will invest the money and have full control of where the money goes (in and out.)

I really appreciate your help.You are one of few who took me serious.

With all do respect i will have to decline! I never done anything like this and i wouldn't know how to behave anyway.I mean to work with someone's money and not have full control.

Don't get me wrong.I do appreciate you are willing to help me, but i just can't do it like this.

Cheers!

baddog · 11-15-2013, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

I will pay 40$ per month until i get the $400 to payback

My calculator must be fucked up; I am not finding the 10% interest in that.

DiamonMike · 11-15-2013, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

My calculator must be fucked up; I am not finding the 10% interest in that.

It's because i didn't express myself properly. What i wannit to say is i`l pay $40/month witch will not be deducted from those $400. Those $400 i will pay as a whole.

adastra80 · 11-15-2013, 09:45 PM

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

sarettah · 11-15-2013, 11:07 PM

Hmm, what is the $400 for? Bills and living or are you trying to do something biz wise with it?

Just curious.

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DiamonMike · 11-15-2013, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Hmm, what is the $400 for? Bills and living or are you trying to do something biz wise with it?

Just curious.

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For something biz wise.

x-rate · 11-15-2013, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Hmm, what is the $400 for? Bills and living or are you trying to do something biz wise with it?

Just curious.

.

What about reading the whole thread before posting?

sarettah · 11-15-2013, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by x-rate

What about reading the whole thread before posting?

1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day

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OneHungLo · 11-15-2013, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day

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2MuchMark · 11-15-2013, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

That....is..... awesome!

DiamonMike : Sororityteens.Com is cool domain name.

adultchatpay · 11-16-2013, 12:22 AM

Goodluck with the loan!

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

That....is..... awesome!

DiamonMike : Sororityteens.Com is cool domain name.

IMO all the .com's are cool. They are very niche specific but they are good names in the right hands imo.

I had some offers on some of them a while back but didn't take them.I kinda regret it now...

bean-aid · 11-16-2013, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day

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He wants to get some shnizz ass to promote some productivity while purchasing some of the super fly snooka stuff at same time. It's called... ROI beatchz...

... or this

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

Yes it's an investment.I need it to promote a product and make some money.I don't know what to elaborate.

I want to make a review website for that product, an adword and a facebook campaign and some Seo

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day

.

No need to apologize.I just need the money to get a promotion started for a product in CB.

I kinda thought of everything and that's the budget i need to at least try it.

I`m not 100% it will work that's why i mentioned the 10% and the domains.

If i knew for sure it will work i would've take a loan with 100% interest.

Thanks for stopping buy :D

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by beaner

He wants to get some shnizz ass to promote some productivity while purchasing some of the super fly snooka stuff at same time. It's called... ROI beatchz...

... or this

Thanks for clearing that out :D

sarettah · 11-16-2013, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

No need to apologize.I just need the money to get a promotion started for a product in CB.

I kinda thought of everything and that's the budget i need to at least try it.

I`m not 100% it will work that's why i mentioned the 10% and the domains.

If i knew for sure it will work i would've take a loan with 100% interest.

Thanks for stopping buy :D

1. I was apologizing (sort of) to the dipwad that chose to try to educate me on how a forum works.

2. It would seem to me that if you wanted to you could do your project for a lot less than $400. Might have to skip the adword campaign up front, or find a deal where you can get $100 or so in free adwords, but the rest of it is doable for pretty much the cost of the domain and some hosting. You would have to do the grunt work yourself but it is doable.

Just imho, of course.

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DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

1. I was apologizing (sort of) to the dipwad that chose to try to educate me on how a forum works.

2. It would seem to me that if you wanted to you could do your project for a lot less than $400. Might have to skip the adword campaign up front, or find a deal where you can get $100 or so in free adwords, but the rest of it is doable for pretty much the cost of the domain and some hosting. You would have to do the grunt work yourself but it is doable.

Just imho, of course.

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I already thought of that but i can't do nothing without some money.

I don't know how to write articles and the review for the product (not english native and no writer either)

I don't know how to manually build links or do any external seo so i will need to buy those too.

About the adwords, that's what i was thinking.To get some 100$ vouchers and use those.

I also have to make 1-2 video reviewing the product that also need to be paid.

So yeah , everything must be paid with money.If i knew i could do this without i never would have asked for a loan.

PornDiscounts-V · 11-16-2013, 01:41 AM

Good luck again. I think the offer you were extended was not so much he makes all decisions for you, but that you inform him before spending half the budget on something.

nexcom28 · 11-16-2013, 01:44 AM

Post a copy of your passport or national ID card along with a recent utility bill or bank statement hosted on one if your own sites rather than gfy and I or someone here might be more inclined to send money than to someone they have no idea who it is.

Lace · 11-16-2013, 03:44 AM

This has scam written all over it.

Oracle Porn · 11-16-2013, 03:50 AM

ok ill give you the money what's your paypal?

j/k. gfy.

Jel · 11-16-2013, 04:42 AM

I see your

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

and I raise you

what kind of wood is this anyway?

Manfap · 11-16-2013, 04:54 AM

Thing is on this board, people have ripped people off for years, I can think of only 2 people on here I'd lend money to, and both of them dont need it.

You've had fake cancer, dying kids, house fires blah blah and everytime its been a scam.

Jel · 11-16-2013, 05:03 AM

the 'I only stole content because I didn't want the site to be empty' did it for me

Emil · 11-16-2013, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I just lent out $400 to a friend. Last time I loaned out money it took me four years to get the money back.

Yeah, some people just suck! The worst part is when they buy stuff like alcohol and other stuff they don't really need instead of paying back. This is the reason why I don't let people (except my family) borrow money from me anymore.

iSpyCams · 11-16-2013, 07:24 AM

If you really needed a $400 loan and were willing to pay 10% interest MONTHLY as you claim, (120%/year) I am sure there are loan sharks and thugs local to you who will lend you the money and can break your legs as needed when you fail to pay.

Your shady location (by default most fraud scrubs will not allow transactions from Italy at all due to extremely high fraud rates), low post count, idiotic choice of domains and shitty English are all indications that you are not trustworthy and as far as I know folks around here simply do not loan money to each other, even to well known posters with long track records. It is just not what we do.

I have been known to throw money around like an idiot on occasion but personally wouldn't dream of lending you money.

Sly · 11-16-2013, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

the 'I only stole content because I didn't want the site to be empty' did it for me

There's that. Then there's this. And then there's this.

SlammedMedia · 11-16-2013, 08:40 AM

List of your domain names:

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DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by nexcom28

Post a copy of your passport or national ID card along with a recent utility bill or bank statement hosted on one if your own sites rather than gfy and I or someone here might be more inclined to send money than to someone they have no idea who it is.

Sounds good.I will do that and then post a link here.

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lace

This has scam written all over it.

Just your opinion.I know this is seen different by some people depending on the past experiences they had with this kind of things.

I gave money to a lot of ppl i didn't knew and always got them back.It wasn't $400 that's true but it was $50 $100 and smaller amounts.

Maybe the fact that i never got scammed made me think maybe there's someone out there that sees this request as normal.People that got scammed tend to think they will always get scammed and stop trusting people.You don't know how to differentiate between a legit request and a scam.

Do you think i would go to such extends to scam you guys $400?

I know this threads get indexed and everyone who will do a search for my nickname or e-mail will find them.You think i`m gonna shut down the computer and never return to the internet because of $400?

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

the 'I only stole content because I didn't want the site to be empty' did it for me

Well, excuse me Mr. I-never-took-a-photo-from-google . That is not content theft.

Because i have no traffic so no one see the photos.And i`m also not monetizing that inexistent traffic.

I think you should worry about ppl that make money with other ppl content.Not poor me that just threw some pictures at a domain.

SlammedMedia · 11-16-2013, 12:23 PM

what are the list of domains?

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

If you really needed a $400 loan and were willing to pay 10% interest MONTHLY as you claim, (120%/year) I am sure there are loan sharks and thugs local to you who will lend you the money and can break your legs as needed when you fail to pay.

Your shady location (by default most fraud scrubs will not allow transactions from Italy at all due to extremely high fraud rates), low post count, idiotic choice of domains and shitty English are all indications that you are not trustworthy and as far as I know folks around here simply do not loan money to each other, even to well known posters with long track records. It is just not what we do.

I have been known to throw money around like an idiot on occasion but personally wouldn't dream of lending you money.

What you're saying is if my english was better and i would've changed the location to another country and spammed the forum to increase my post count like that guy who said "50 shades of scam" and had some decent domains you would've trust me more?

Thank you for pointing that out.

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia

what are the list of domains?

http://diamondomains.com/?p=377

Lichen · 11-16-2013, 12:52 PM

classic thread

SlammedMedia · 11-16-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

http://diamondomains.com/?p=377

Once again....

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and once again...

What are the list of domains?

campimp · 11-16-2013, 01:46 PM

honey... your legs is too long, looks like you are riding an ostrich

edgeprod · 11-16-2013, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

What you're saying is if my english was better and i would've changed the location to another country and spammed the forum to increase my post count like that guy who said "50 shades of scam" and had some decent domains you would've trust me more?

Yes, this is correct.

DiamonMike · 11-16-2013, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia

Once again....

"Service Unavailable

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and once again...

What are the list of domains?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

xmas13 · 11-16-2013, 02:05 PM

Money is in motion

mineistaken · 11-16-2013, 03:13 PM

have luck

iSpyCams · 11-16-2013, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiamonMike

What you're saying is if my english was better and i would've changed the location to another country and spammed the forum to increase my post count like that guy who said "50 shades of scam" and had some decent domains you would've trust me more?

Thank you for pointing that out.

Yes but more importantly if you had any successful dealing with anyone here that proved you had a history of not just being one of millions of ESL wannabe's trying to make a fast buck on the internet.

But if you had done that then you would probably know somebody somewhere to whom you were worth $400. And your domains would not be worth less than their reg fees.

fuzebox · 11-16-2013, 03:32 PM

sarettah · 11-16-2013, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike

I don't know how to write articles and the review for the product (not english native and no writer either)

I don't know how to manually build links or do any external seo so i will need to buy those too.

About the adwords, that's what i was thinking.To get some 100$ vouchers and use those.

I also have to make 1-2 video reviewing the product that also need to be paid.

So yeah , everything must be paid with money.If i knew i could do this without i never would have asked for a loan.

Just getting back to this.

It is easy to lock yourself into the idea that you cannot do it yourself but let me throw a couple of thoughts at you.

1. Your english is very good for a non native speaker. You could probably put together most of the text you need. Then go to the boards and see if you can find someone to help you polish it up. People are much more likely to be willing to do that for you for free or for a very low price then they are to lend you $400.

2. HTML is pretty damn easy to learn. You can put together a one or 2 page review from scratch in a few hours of work. You can pretty much learn the html you need insode of an hour or so. That takes care of your links out. As far as SEO goes, if your text is keyword rich and you use standard practices you will get decent return from the SEs. Then find some blogs that deal with the product (or product category) you are doing this for and smooth talk them into linking to you or using your text (with a link out to you of course). Setting up a facebook page is a snap. Getting people to the page is not as easy but far from impossible.

3. Just about any snap and shoot camera will produce a decent video these days. Make your own video, edit it up in Windows Movie Maker, put it up on Youtube and then embed the youtube video in your page. Don't have to mess with players or any of that stuff.

Granted, that means that you will have to do some work but you will learn a lot during the process and you will have $400 (and whatever interest you were going to have to pay) in your pocket when you are done.

That's my thoughts. So, you can continue to spend your time trying to convince people that you are trustworthy, etc. Or you can use that time and put something together on your own.

Just my

. Good luck with whatever you end up doing

.

brassmonkey · 11-16-2013, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

3om3 · 11-16-2013, 06:19 PM

what afucking life
spend full days to try to scam someboady and i cant
fuck me sir this fuckig cash u ca made them in fucking week
so fucking easy
what is the fucking wrong with u
need plan to do it
till me and i iwll till u

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