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Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 09:12 AM

Oblivion, Jack Reacher... both sucked donkey balls, matey. Did not entertain. Was boring. I mean, you failed.

sojproductions · 04-23-2013, 09:19 AM

i enjoyed oblivion but im a sci-fi nerd, jack reacher was below average

LBBV · 04-23-2013, 09:23 AM

I've read a few Jack Reacher books and I just can't envision Tom Cruise as Jack - so I won't watch that movie.

"Reacher is 6'5" tall (1.96 m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair."

Tom Cruise is NON of those

-- Bill

bronco67 · 04-23-2013, 09:23 AM

That's all definitely your opinion. Both are pretty good movies, and a lot of people would agree with that.

Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sojproductions

i enjoyed oblivion but im a sci-fi nerd, jack reacher was below average

Oblivion visuals was nice.. but thats it.

Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

That's all definitely your opinion. Both are pretty good movies, and a lot of people would agree with that.

The Last Samurai is... these two sucked BIG TIME.

beerptrol · 04-23-2013, 09:29 AM

I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check

Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check

I saw him on a Russian TV over the internet, nice guy, and id rather blame scenarios...

L-Pink · 04-23-2013, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by LBBV

I've read a few Jack Reacher books and I just can't envision Tom Cruise as Jack - so I won't watch that movie.

"Reacher is 6'5" tall (1.96 m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds (100?115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair."

Tom Cruise is NON of those

-- Bill

Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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It's not about the height of Tom, they probably didnt do a good work adopting a book into scenario.

newB · 04-23-2013, 10:12 AM

Didn't see Reacher, but saw Oblivion last weekend. It was OK - kinda predictable, but overall entertaining.

I think what you call boring was the intentional pace set at the beginning by the director to convey the day to day drudgery and relative isolation of his life.

Was anybody else distracted by the Victoria characters eyes being constantly dilated?

Rochard · 04-23-2013, 10:16 AM

It's funny how we blame bad movies on the actors or actresses. A movie is so much more than just the main character - everything from the plot to the director to the editing.

I haven't seen either movie so I can't comment.

Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Didn't see Reacher, but saw Oblivion last weekend. It was OK - kinda predictable, but overall entertaining.

I think what you call boring was the intentional pace set at the beginning by the director to convey the day to day drudgery and relative isolation of his life.

Was anybody else distracted by the Victoria characters eyes being constantly dilated?

Yes, predictable = boring.
And yes, totally, dilated eyes all the time.

PR_Glen · 04-23-2013, 10:24 AM

am i wrong or does jack reacher have nothing to do with this movie?

who gives a fuck how tall he is.. you think the rock would do a better job because he fits the description? They tried to do that with conan the barbarian and that is an awesome story that was ruined because they put in a 'tall' meat head who couldn't pull it off...

movie was ok.. was better in the first 3 quarters, the action stuff at the end and the ending lost its appeal to me a bit. There is far worse shit than this out there though.

Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's funny how we blame bad movies on the actors or actresses. A movie is so much more than just the main character - everything from the plot to the director to the editing.

I haven't seen either movie so I can't comment.

I have added that I'd blame the scenario... and the director too. But generally speaking Cruise has been doing a lot of great flicks before these too, so who's fault is that?

Sid70 · 04-23-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

There is far worse shit than this out there though.

You hire a designer next time be this gentle.

JFK · 04-23-2013, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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Saw the movie inflight, it was ok, but nothing special. I'm a fan of the books, so it was kinda dissapointing

candyflip · 04-23-2013, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

am i wrong or does jack reacher have nothing to do with this movie?

who gives a fuck how tall he is.. you think the rock would do a better job because he fits the description? They tried to do that with conan the barbarian and that is an awesome story that was ruined because they put in a 'tall' meat head who couldn't pull it off...

movie was ok.. was better in the first 3 quarters, the action stuff at the end and the ending lost its appeal to me a bit. There is far worse shit than this out there though.

When it's Tom's production company producing a movie he's acting in, he is definitely responsible for a big portion of the blame if a movie bombs.

sandman! · 04-23-2013, 10:56 AM

the movie was ok not great but i have seen much worst

DWB · 04-23-2013, 11:22 AM

oblivion was a fun movie.

ottopottomouse · 04-23-2013, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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Little? He always ends up being taller than whoever he is stood next to

candyflip · 04-23-2013, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Little? He always ends up being taller than whoever he is stood next to

On all the movie sets I've been on, there has been a step stool or specific Apple Box that is referred to as "the tom cruise".

jimmy-3-way · 04-23-2013, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check

They don't make checks big enough to fit all the zeroes TC rakes in. He has to be paid by wire.

georgeyw · 04-23-2013, 11:46 AM

I quite liked Jack Reacher, better than 99% of the action movies out there.

However I have not read any of the books yet.

TheSquealer · 04-23-2013, 11:52 AM

I used to watch most movies that came out. IN the last couple years, i almost stopped watching movies all together because they seem to get worse and worse. I had a few hours to kill and watched Oblivion which was the second movie i'd seen in a theater this year. I thought it was ok. I had no idea of the series/books. The story was interesting and had a few interesting twists. Overall, I would say it was worth watching and thought it was a fairly decent film.

BTW... if you've read the books. What did they do with those people who's service was completed - how they kept saying they were out of there in 2 weeks? Wipe their memories and send them back?

ludballs · 04-24-2013, 04:48 AM

I had high hopes for Jack Reacher too, oh well cheers for the tips

PR_Glen · 04-24-2013, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

When it's Tom's production company producing a movie he's acting in, he is definitely responsible for a big portion of the blame if a movie bombs.

where is it I talk about laying blame anywhere? I thought the movie was alright..

I'll say it again.. what does ANY of this have to do with Jack Reacher?

John-ACWM · 04-24-2013, 08:08 AM

Jack Reacher was really bad. I'll still check out Iblivion.

Mike Honcho · 04-24-2013, 11:45 AM

If you've read the Jack Reacher books, I promise you'll be disappointed.

Haven't seen Oblivion yet, so when It's available to download, I'll offer my

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