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Sid70 04-23-2013 09:12 AM

Tom, you sucked. Sorry.
 
Oblivion, Jack Reacher... both sucked donkey balls, matey. Did not entertain. Was boring. I mean, you failed.

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sojproductions 04-23-2013 09:19 AM

i enjoyed oblivion but im a sci-fi nerd, jack reacher was below average

LBBV 04-23-2013 09:23 AM

I've read a few Jack Reacher books and I just can't envision Tom Cruise as Jack - so I won't watch that movie.

"Reacher is 6'5" tall (1.96 m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair."

Tom Cruise is NON of those

-- Bill

bronco67 04-23-2013 09:23 AM

That's all definitely your opinion. Both are pretty good movies, and a lot of people would agree with that.

Sid70 04-23-2013 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sojproductions (Post 19593170)
i enjoyed oblivion but im a sci-fi nerd, jack reacher was below average

Oblivion visuals was nice.. but thats it.

Sid70 04-23-2013 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19593180)
That's all definitely your opinion. Both are pretty good movies, and a lot of people would agree with that.

The Last Samurai is... these two sucked BIG TIME.

beerptrol 04-23-2013 09:29 AM

I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check

Sid70 04-23-2013 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 19593192)
I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check

I saw him on a Russian TV over the internet, nice guy, and id rather blame scenarios...

L-Pink 04-23-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LBBV (Post 19593177)
I've read a few Jack Reacher books and I just can't envision Tom Cruise as Jack - so I won't watch that movie.

"Reacher is 6'5" tall (1.96 m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds (100?115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair."

Tom Cruise is NON of those

-- Bill

Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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Sid70 04-23-2013 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19593250)
Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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It's not about the height of Tom, they probably didnt do a good work adopting a book into scenario.

newB 04-23-2013 10:12 AM

Didn't see Reacher, but saw Oblivion last weekend. It was OK - kinda predictable, but overall entertaining.

I think what you call boring was the intentional pace set at the beginning by the director to convey the day to day drudgery and relative isolation of his life.

Was anybody else distracted by the Victoria characters eyes being constantly dilated?

Rochard 04-23-2013 10:16 AM

It's funny how we blame bad movies on the actors or actresses. A movie is so much more than just the main character - everything from the plot to the director to the editing.

I haven't seen either movie so I can't comment.

Sid70 04-23-2013 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 19593285)
Didn't see Reacher, but saw Oblivion last weekend. It was OK - kinda predictable, but overall entertaining.

I think what you call boring was the intentional pace set at the beginning by the director to convey the day to day drudgery and relative isolation of his life.

Was anybody else distracted by the Victoria characters eyes being constantly dilated?

Yes, predictable = boring.
And yes, totally, dilated eyes all the time.


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PR_Glen 04-23-2013 10:24 AM

am i wrong or does jack reacher have nothing to do with this movie?

who gives a fuck how tall he is.. you think the rock would do a better job because he fits the description? They tried to do that with conan the barbarian and that is an awesome story that was ruined because they put in a 'tall' meat head who couldn't pull it off...

movie was ok.. was better in the first 3 quarters, the action stuff at the end and the ending lost its appeal to me a bit. There is far worse shit than this out there though.

Sid70 04-23-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19593292)
It's funny how we blame bad movies on the actors or actresses. A movie is so much more than just the main character - everything from the plot to the director to the editing.

I haven't seen either movie so I can't comment.

I have added that I'd blame the scenario... and the director too. But generally speaking Cruise has been doing a lot of great flicks before these too, so who's fault is that?

Sid70 04-23-2013 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19593308)
There is far worse shit than this out there though.

You hire a designer next time be this gentle.

JFK 04-23-2013 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19593250)
Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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Saw the movie inflight, it was ok, but nothing special. I'm a fan of the books, so it was kinda dissapointing:2 cents:

candyflip 04-23-2013 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19593308)
am i wrong or does jack reacher have nothing to do with this movie?

who gives a fuck how tall he is.. you think the rock would do a better job because he fits the description? They tried to do that with conan the barbarian and that is an awesome story that was ruined because they put in a 'tall' meat head who couldn't pull it off...

movie was ok.. was better in the first 3 quarters, the action stuff at the end and the ending lost its appeal to me a bit. There is far worse shit than this out there though.

When it's Tom's production company producing a movie he's acting in, he is definitely responsible for a big portion of the blame if a movie bombs.

sandman! 04-23-2013 10:56 AM

the movie was ok not great but i have seen much worst :2 cents::2 cents:

DWB 04-23-2013 11:22 AM

oblivion was a fun movie.

ottopottomouse 04-23-2013 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19593250)
Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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Little? He always ends up being taller than whoever he is stood next to :upsidedow

candyflip 04-23-2013 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19593434)
Little? He always ends up being taller than whoever he is stood next to :upsidedow

On all the movie sets I've been on, there has been a step stool or specific Apple Box that is referred to as "the tom cruise".

jimmy-3-way 04-23-2013 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 19593192)
I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check

They don't make checks big enough to fit all the zeroes TC rakes in. He has to be paid by wire.

georgeyw 04-23-2013 11:46 AM

I quite liked Jack Reacher, better than 99% of the action movies out there.

However I have not read any of the books yet.

TheSquealer 04-23-2013 11:52 AM

I used to watch most movies that came out. IN the last couple years, i almost stopped watching movies all together because they seem to get worse and worse. I had a few hours to kill and watched Oblivion which was the second movie i'd seen in a theater this year. I thought it was ok. I had no idea of the series/books. The story was interesting and had a few interesting twists. Overall, I would say it was worth watching and thought it was a fairly decent film.


BTW... if you've read the books. What did they do with those people who's service was completed - how they kept saying they were out of there in 2 weeks? Wipe their memories and send them back?

ludballs 04-24-2013 04:48 AM

I had high hopes for Jack Reacher too, oh well cheers for the tips :(

PR_Glen 04-24-2013 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19593341)
When it's Tom's production company producing a movie he's acting in, he is definitely responsible for a big portion of the blame if a movie bombs.

where is it I talk about laying blame anywhere? I thought the movie was alright..

I'll say it again.. what does ANY of this have to do with Jack Reacher?

John-ACWM 04-24-2013 08:08 AM

Jack Reacher was really bad. I'll still check out Iblivion.

Mike Honcho 04-24-2013 11:45 AM

If you've read the Jack Reacher books, I promise you'll be disappointed.

Haven't seen Oblivion yet, so when It's available to download, I'll offer my :2 cents:.


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