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  • Sid70
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    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    Tom, you sucked. Sorry.

    Oblivion, Jack Reacher... both sucked donkey balls, matey. Did not entertain. Was boring. I mean, you failed.

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  • sojproductions
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    • Aug 2006
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    #2
    i enjoyed oblivion but im a sci-fi nerd, jack reacher was below average
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    • LBBV
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      • Aug 2002
      • 936

      #3
      I've read a few Jack Reacher books and I just can't envision Tom Cruise as Jack - so I won't watch that movie.

      "Reacher is 6'5" tall (1.96 m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair."

      Tom Cruise is NON of those

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      • bronco67
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        • Dec 2006
        • 29032

        #4
        That's all definitely your opinion. Both are pretty good movies, and a lot of people would agree with that.

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        • Sid70
          Downshifter
          • Dec 2002
          • 16413

          #5
          Originally posted by sojproductions
          i enjoyed oblivion but im a sci-fi nerd, jack reacher was below average
          Oblivion visuals was nice.. but thats it.
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          • Sid70
            Downshifter
            • Dec 2002
            • 16413

            #6
            Originally posted by bronco67
            That's all definitely your opinion. Both are pretty good movies, and a lot of people would agree with that.
            The Last Samurai is... these two sucked BIG TIME.
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            • beerptrol
              Confirmed Asshole
              • Feb 2003
              • 12722

              #7
              I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check
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              • Sid70
                Downshifter
                • Dec 2002
                • 16413

                #8
                Originally posted by beerptrol
                I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check
                I saw him on a Russian TV over the internet, nice guy, and id rather blame scenarios...
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                • L-Pink
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LBBV
                  I've read a few Jack Reacher books and I just can't envision Tom Cruise as Jack - so I won't watch that movie.

                  "Reacher is 6'5" tall (1.96 m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds (100?115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair."

                  Tom Cruise is NON of those

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                  Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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                  • Sid70
                    Downshifter
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 16413

                    #10
                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                    Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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                    It's not about the height of Tom, they probably didnt do a good work adopting a book into scenario.
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                    • newB
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                      • Jul 2006
                      • 2870

                      #11
                      Didn't see Reacher, but saw Oblivion last weekend. It was OK - kinda predictable, but overall entertaining.

                      I think what you call boring was the intentional pace set at the beginning by the director to convey the day to day drudgery and relative isolation of his life.

                      Was anybody else distracted by the Victoria characters eyes being constantly dilated?

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                      • Rochard
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                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733

                        #12
                        It's funny how we blame bad movies on the actors or actresses. A movie is so much more than just the main character - everything from the plot to the director to the editing.

                        I haven't seen either movie so I can't comment.
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                        • Sid70
                          Downshifter
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 16413

                          #13
                          Originally posted by newB
                          Didn't see Reacher, but saw Oblivion last weekend. It was OK - kinda predictable, but overall entertaining.

                          I think what you call boring was the intentional pace set at the beginning by the director to convey the day to day drudgery and relative isolation of his life.

                          Was anybody else distracted by the Victoria characters eyes being constantly dilated?
                          Yes, predictable = boring.
                          And yes, totally, dilated eyes all the time.


                          Last edited by Sid70; 04-23-2013, 09:39 AM.
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                          • PR_Glen
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                            • Oct 2006
                            • 9058

                            #14
                            am i wrong or does jack reacher have nothing to do with this movie?

                            who gives a fuck how tall he is.. you think the rock would do a better job because he fits the description? They tried to do that with conan the barbarian and that is an awesome story that was ruined because they put in a 'tall' meat head who couldn't pull it off...

                            movie was ok.. was better in the first 3 quarters, the action stuff at the end and the ending lost its appeal to me a bit. There is far worse shit than this out there though.
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                            • Sid70
                              Downshifter
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 16413

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              It's funny how we blame bad movies on the actors or actresses. A movie is so much more than just the main character - everything from the plot to the director to the editing.

                              I haven't seen either movie so I can't comment.
                              I have added that I'd blame the scenario... and the director too. But generally speaking Cruise has been doing a lot of great flicks before these too, so who's fault is that?
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                              • Sid70
                                Downshifter
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 16413

                                #16
                                Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                There is far worse shit than this out there though.
                                You hire a designer next time be this gentle.
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                                • JFK
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 67373

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                  Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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                                  Saw the movie inflight, it was ok, but nothing special. I'm a fan of the books, so it was kinda dissapointing

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                                  • candyflip
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                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 43069

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                    am i wrong or does jack reacher have nothing to do with this movie?

                                    who gives a fuck how tall he is.. you think the rock would do a better job because he fits the description? They tried to do that with conan the barbarian and that is an awesome story that was ruined because they put in a 'tall' meat head who couldn't pull it off...

                                    movie was ok.. was better in the first 3 quarters, the action stuff at the end and the ending lost its appeal to me a bit. There is far worse shit than this out there though.
                                    When it's Tom's production company producing a movie he's acting in, he is definitely responsible for a big portion of the blame if a movie bombs.

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                                    • sandman!
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                                      • Mar 2001
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                                      #19
                                      the movie was ok not great but i have seen much worst
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                                      • DWB
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 31779

                                        #20
                                        oblivion was a fun movie.

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                                        • ottopottomouse
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                                          • Jan 2010
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                          Loved the books, can't imagine watching little Tommy playing that part.

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                                          Little? He always ends up being taller than whoever he is stood next to
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                                          • candyflip
                                            Carpe Visio
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 43069

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                            Little? He always ends up being taller than whoever he is stood next to
                                            On all the movie sets I've been on, there has been a step stool or specific Apple Box that is referred to as "the tom cruise".

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                                            • jimmy-3-way
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                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 3861

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by beerptrol
                                              I'm sure he is heart broken that you feel that way, and cried on his way to the bank to cash his check
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                                              • georgeyw
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                                                #24
                                                I quite liked Jack Reacher, better than 99% of the action movies out there.

                                                However I have not read any of the books yet.
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                                                • TheSquealer
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                                                  • Oct 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  I used to watch most movies that came out. IN the last couple years, i almost stopped watching movies all together because they seem to get worse and worse. I had a few hours to kill and watched Oblivion which was the second movie i'd seen in a theater this year. I thought it was ok. I had no idea of the series/books. The story was interesting and had a few interesting twists. Overall, I would say it was worth watching and thought it was a fairly decent film.


                                                  BTW... if you've read the books. What did they do with those people who's service was completed - how they kept saying they were out of there in 2 weeks? Wipe their memories and send them back?
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                                                  • ludballs
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                                                    • Feb 2013
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                                                    #26
                                                    I had high hopes for Jack Reacher too, oh well cheers for the tips
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                                                    • PR_Glen
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                                                      • Oct 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                      When it's Tom's production company producing a movie he's acting in, he is definitely responsible for a big portion of the blame if a movie bombs.
                                                      where is it I talk about laying blame anywhere? I thought the movie was alright..

                                                      I'll say it again.. what does ANY of this have to do with Jack Reacher?
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                                                      • John-ACWM
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                                                        • Nov 2008
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                                                        #28
                                                        Jack Reacher was really bad. I'll still check out Iblivion.

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                                                        • Mike Honcho
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                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                          • 1608

                                                          #29
                                                          If you've read the Jack Reacher books, I promise you'll be disappointed.

                                                          Haven't seen Oblivion yet, so when It's available to download, I'll offer my .

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