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Old 04-13-2013, 09:58 PM   #1
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison!
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:03 PM   #2
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My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:05 PM   #3
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:13 PM   #4
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Old 04-14-2013, 07:12 AM   #5
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Old 04-14-2013, 07:59 AM   #6
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Old 04-14-2013, 08:11 AM   #7
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:31 AM   #8
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You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."
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I had surprise sex with my hand this morning when i woke up. It was beatiful.
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You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."
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You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."




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Old 04-15-2013, 09:41 AM   #14
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I had surprise sex with my hand this morning when i woke up. It was beatiful.
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:54 AM   #16
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No real surprise I love making love in the morning it is always so hard...it needs some where to hide and get a good work out what better time than the morning....agreed...
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