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You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."
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