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Rochard 04-13-2013 09:58 PM
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....
 
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison!

EddyTheDog 04-13-2013 10:03 PM
My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....

SilentKnight 04-13-2013 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19577105)
My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

- Jesus Christ - 04-13-2013 10:13 PM
Must suck to live your life in fear of daddy locking you up 24/7.

Sad what indoctrination does to the brain.

seeandsee 04-14-2013 07:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19577100)
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison!
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19577105)
My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Made my day :thumbsup

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-14-2013 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19577113)
Must suck to live your life in fear of daddy locking you up 24/7.

Sad what indoctrination does to the brain.
The devil you know.

Double trouble 04-14-2013 08:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19577105)
My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shotsie 04-14-2013 11:31 AM
You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."

Dirty F 04-14-2013 11:34 AM
I had surprise sex with my hand this morning when i woke up. It was beatiful.

keysync 04-14-2013 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 19577744)
You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."
Whoa....:Oh crap

John-ACWM 04-15-2013 03:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19577105)
My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....
:1orglaugh damn :1orglaugh

The Ghost 04-15-2013 03:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 19577744)
You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."
:1orglaugh

:Oh crap

:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 03:47 AM
My best 'suprise' in the morning, comes from waking up to discover I shat the bed :2 cents:


:winkwink:

ludballs 04-15-2013 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19577746)
I had surprise sex with my hand this morning when i woke up. It was beatiful.
"beatiful" - Nice! :thumbsup

_Richard_ 04-15-2013 09:48 AM
surprise sex is one thing, surprise blowjobs is something to write to gfy about

fishing69 04-15-2013 09:54 AM
Morning sex
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19577100)
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison!
No real surprise I love making love in the morning it is always so hard...it needs some where to hide and get a good work out what better time than the morning....agreed...:thumbsup


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