Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....

**EddyTheDog** · 04-13-2013, 09:03 PM

My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....

**SilentKnight** · 04-13-2013, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....

**- Jesus Christ -** · 04-13-2013, 09:13 PM

Must suck to live your life in fear of daddy locking you up 24/7.

Sad what indoctrination does to the brain.

**seeandsee** · 04-14-2013, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by Rochard

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison!

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....

Made my day

**Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 04-14-2013, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

Must suck to live your life in fear of daddy locking you up 24/7.

Sad what indoctrination does to the brain.

The devil you know.

**Double trouble** · 04-14-2013, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....

**Shotsie** · 04-14-2013, 10:31 AM

You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."

**Dirty F** · 04-14-2013, 10:34 AM

I had surprise sex with my hand this morning when i woke up. It was beatiful.

**keysync** · 04-14-2013, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Shotsie

You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."

Whoa....

**John-ACWM** · 04-15-2013, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

My uncle is staying with me at the moment - Now that would be a surprise.....

damn

**The Ghost** · 04-15-2013, 02:40 AM

Originally posted by Shotsie

You know, it's funny you mention that. Just a bit earlier on this lazy Sunday morning I was awoken, white curtains blowing in the breeze, to the unmistakable sensation of a mouth wrapped around my dick. I looked down and OH FUCK IT?S MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER?S FACE AND HER EYES ARE MADE OF MAGGOTS and it turned out I was still asleep. And then I woke up for real and my sister was like ?what were you yelling about?? and I was like ?nothing, suck my dick."

**CurrentlySober** · 04-15-2013, 02:47 AM

My best 'suprise' in the morning, comes from waking up to discover I shat the bed

**ludballs** · 04-15-2013, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Dirty F

I had surprise sex with my hand this morning when i woke up. It was beatiful.

"beatiful" - Nice!

**_Richard_** · 04-15-2013, 08:48 AM

surprise sex is one thing, surprise blowjobs is something to write to gfy about

**fishing69** · 04-15-2013, 08:54 AM

Morning sex

Originally posted by Rochard

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison!

No real surprise I love making love in the morning it is always so hard...it needs some where to hide and get a good work out what better time than the morning....agreed...

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....

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