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BlackCrayon · 01-04-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

well, now you know what the free-trade agreement was all about. A way to sidestep opec and taxation. You sell us oil, so the fuck what as there are millions of Canadian jobs directly related to American industry as your GDP would be less then half if we setup a trade embargo.

imports into to canada from the US pretty much equal exports out of canada to the US, so we are both benefiting.

Phoenix · 01-04-2013, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

well, now you know what the free-trade agreement was all about. A way to sidestep opec and taxation. You sell us oil, so the fuck what as there are millions of Canadian jobs directly related to American industry as your GDP would be less then half if we setup a trade embargo.

How has that worked out for you in the past?

Lots of big ships being built in Canadian ports right now. I wonder what they are for? I am going to guess opening new trade routes to Asia.

pornmasta · 01-04-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Renounce the republican and the tea party.
Throw your guns into a iron smelter
Swear an oath promising to not engage in doing jack ass like things.
Learn not to snicker or sneer at other's misfortunes.
Remember and live by the canadien slogan that stranger is just a friend you have not met yet.
Stop going to McDonalds because it is only for tourist.
Learn to speak some french... with a québécois accent.
Stop being a baptist or any other born again racist asshole.
Never say "we are number 1 again" while torturing small animals or a poor person.
Have coffee at least once a month with a gay man and discuss the theory of equality
Have a snowball fight then play hockey in the streets and never keep score.

Unless of course you decide to move to Alberta.

what's a newfie ?

PR_Phil · 01-04-2013, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

what's a newfie ?

that picture I posted on the last page of Natasha Henstridge, she's a Newfie!

I am an honorary Newfie and proud of it.

_Richard_ · 01-04-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

well, now you know what the free-trade agreement was all about. A way to sidestep opec and taxation. You sell us oil, so the fuck what as there are millions of Canadian jobs directly related to American industry as your GDP would be less then half if we setup a trade embargo.

and vice versa

this is stupid

we should hug!

_Richard_ · 01-04-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

well, you know I never really considered you Canadian. BUT the rest of you fucking freeloading Canadians get the fuck out of our market-share!

ever read the book 'becoming alien'?

sorry my marketing bullshit.. anyway its based on the idea that the universe has a rather large 'organization' that 'runs' all the species of the system blah blah

anyway the way it works is to become of hte 'organization' you have to give up your citizenship of your species

thus becoming a err 'global' citizen

2MuchMark · 01-04-2013, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

[LIST=1][*]Renounce the republican and the tea party.

You are allowed to be a US republican in Canada (though there are almost none of them, because he, we're smarter than that.

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

[*]Throw your guns into a iron smelter

Canadians are gun lovers too. There are just less crazy gun lovers here.

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[*]Swear an oath promising to not engage in doing jack ass like things.

We're all allowed to be jackasses. Look at me!

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[*]Learn not to snicker or sneer at other's misfortunes.

Totally legal here. In fact it's on TV. Watch "Just for Laughs: Gags".

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[*]Remember and live by the canadien slogan that stranger is just a friend you have not met yet.

Works for me, stranger!

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[*]Stop going to McDonalds because it is only for tourist.

Never! A big Mac, especially when you're drunk, us just too damn delicious to give up.

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[*]Learn to speak some french... with a québécois accent.

TRUE - Especially if you live in Quebec. Otherwise you will feel like a second class citizen. Unless of course you're like me and don't give a fuck.

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[*]Stop being a baptist or any other born again racist asshole.

Lots of racists here - especially in Quebec.

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[*]Never say "we are number 1 again" while torturing small animals or a poor person.

Isn't Bum Fights an American invention?

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[*]Have coffee at least once a month with a gay man and discuss the theory of equality

There are too many beautiful women in Canada, especially in Montreal, to even want to do that.

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[*]Have a snowball fight then play hockey in the streets and never keep score.

That is, my friend, one of the most fun things to do in Canada.

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Unless of course you decide to move to Alberta.

In which case you can continue to be a loud mouthed asshole that calls everyone pinko commie faggots, hates gays, immigrants, the french and believes women should learn to make their own shoes if they want them so badly. Be prepared to help rednecks cheat in any election they want. And be a closet homosexual but deny it by showing everyone how big your gun is and how many you own while proudly boasting how much oil you waste and green house gases you dump into the atmosphere.

Are you sure you're not talking about Texas?

NoWhErE · 01-04-2013, 01:13 PM

PR_Glen · 01-04-2013, 01:16 PM

CT-Content chilling at his summer home in canada.

"help!!! i need healthecare! MOOO!"

_Richard_ · 01-04-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

nah, I sure haven't, but I can't wait as an Americans to watch other countries produce things from scratch so we can steal them and freeload off their ideas and hard-work or err be a global citizen?

speaking of stealing ideas.. the US had control over the patent office

_Richard_ · 01-04-2013, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

..and so you feel it's right to freeload off the American porn market?

i do?

8char

PR_Glen · 01-04-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

nah, it's those other freeloading east coast fucking freeloading Canadians.. ! As the French ones are the biggest freeloading clowns on the planet.

you turning into one of those crotchety old men or what? You used to make sense most of the time around here, what happened?

PR_Glen · 01-04-2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

I still am, just pointing out hypocrisy to my fellow Americans. It's simple, the ridiculous finger pointing over the years directed at Americans. Then when we point back you people go nuts. It's that snooty Canadians attitude you mixed with some form of entitlement bullshit. We all know the vast majority of Canadian companies use our resources be it content, concepts, traffic or working ideas for the primarily American porn market.

The responses are even more comical as replies always include oil or natural resources. Like this forum is a natural Canadian resource fucking trade forum. It's a simple acknowledgement that I'll make incredibly clear for you as it's simple fact. If Canadians were NOT in our primarily American market-share, you'd be out of business. Also, if Canada past a law that it's illegal for Canadians to be in any adult internet entertainment American webmaster would make a lot more money from our own market share.

So please spin all you like to prove my point.

nice back peddle ;)

I don't like when canadians do the american bashing either. I live right on the border and I live a big part of my life over in the US these days, and I wouldn't if I thought otherwise. Even with regards to healthcare I'd say you have far better facilities and doctors down there, but the costs can easily bankrupt a middle class person without strong insurance--which is where the real argument lies.

MrBottomTooth · 01-04-2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

I still am, just pointing out hypocrisy to my fellow Americans. It's simple, the ridiculous finger pointing over the years directed at Americans. Then when we point back you people go nuts. It's that snooty Canadians attitude you mixed with some form of entitlement bullshit. We all know the vast majority of Canadian companies use our resources be it content, concepts, traffic, or working ideas for the primarily American porn market.

The responses are even more comical as replies always include oil or natural resources. Like this forum is a natural Canadian resource fucking trade forum. It's a simple acknowledgement that I'll make incredibly clear for you as it's also simple fact. If Canadians were NOT in our primarily American market-share, you'd be out of business. Also, if Canada past a law that it's illegal for Canadians to be in any adult internet entertainment American webmaster would make a lot more money from our own market share.

So please spin all you like to prove my point.

So you're basically complaining about having to deal with global competition? Welcome to the internets.

MrBottomTooth · 01-04-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

beck peddle? - WTF, "you turning into one of those crotchety old men or what? You used to make sense most of the time around here, what happened?" How'd I BP off that? Anyway, you're correct, you truly do get what you pay for.

hey shithead, learn to fucking read.

I read fine. Go bitch some more about Canadians stealing your lunch.

MrGusMuller · 01-04-2013, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil

if you send me 10 lb's of chouriço, I'll send you the best moose meat pie in the world.

l8r this year I can see if I can send u a chouriço by a girl friend that I have living in Canada :>

Bryan G · 01-04-2013, 03:49 PM

What happened to CT-content?? Lmao!!!

Socks · 01-04-2013, 03:56 PM

ct-content is busy repeating their republican father's ideas elsewhere.

Bryan G · 01-04-2013, 04:02 PM

Ya I think he needs to do a little more research before he posts links lol!! Classic GFY fail.

iwantchixx · 01-04-2013, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by _richard_

i guess we should sell our oil at market prices somewhere else.. Rather than below market prices to america

ftw!!!

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CT-Content · 01-04-2013, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

What happened to CT-content?? Lmao!!!

Conducted a profitable shoot then figured I'd check out your site Bryan!

Perhaps you can offer us your expertise with respect to SEO?
LOL

You and the rest of you Canadians just hang around waiting in anticipation
(Straws in hand)
for a gallon of Fabians cum.

You stupid ass cum suckin cock sucking Canadians!

LOVE YOUR SEO Bryan! LMAO

fris · 01-04-2013, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CT-Content

I own a vacation house in Canada asshole so I know what your shit ass health care system is all about.
Any Canadian that knows anything comes to the United States for quality health care.
Third world ass Canada. You ppl make me laugh of how ignorant ya's are.

ive had no issues with health care here in canada.

i can get a MRI, xrays, cat scan, blood work, spend a week in the hospital, and not pay a penny.

how much would that cost in america?

CT-Content · 01-04-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

ive had no issues with health care here in canada.

i can get a MRI, xrays, cat scan, blood work, spend a week in the hospital, and not pay a penny.

how much would that cost in america?

$10.00 co-pay with access to the finest specialists in the world.
Not Canada where whoever comes-a-knockin at your hospital door is
the specialist you get!

Unless you have killer kick ass medical insurance like working for York.ca
you aint getting jack shit with respect to which specialist you get assigned to you!

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