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Old 01-04-2013, 12:16 PM  
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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard View Post
  1. Renounce the republican and the tea party.
  2. Throw your guns into a iron smelter
  3. Swear an oath promising to not engage in doing jack ass like things.
  4. Learn not to snicker or sneer at other's misfortunes.
  5. Remember and live by the canadien slogan that stranger is just a friend you have not met yet.
  6. Stop going to McDonalds because it is only for tourist.
  7. Learn to speak some french... with a québécois accent.
  8. Stop being a baptist or any other born again racist asshole.
  9. Never say "we are number 1 again" while torturing small animals or a poor person.
  10. Have coffee at least once a month with a gay man and discuss the theory of equality
  11. Have a snowball fight then play hockey in the streets and never keep score.

Unless of course you decide to move to Alberta.
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