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martinsc · 11-18-2012, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

No Problem!!

pamon · 11-18-2012, 11:53 PM

yeah.... i'm sorry for busting up for POS thread asking for 5k.

GFY

Spunky · 11-18-2012, 11:54 PM

Do you have firm buttocks?

ChillVault · 11-18-2012, 11:57 PM

if u dont have the cash keep the trap zipped

ChillVault · 11-18-2012, 11:59 PM

What difference does it make in this thread what team im on or not on? Can you answer me that. this is about people with balls helping out the next generation. on a 2 week loan with juice who wouldn't want that. oh yeah you of course you wouldnt and it makes perfect sense why

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Originally Posted by epitome

Wait weren't you on the pornhub SEO team based on a prior thread?

Why not just build a site yourself and SEO the fuck out of it?

You stink.

pamon · 11-19-2012, 12:08 AM

or a duchebag who is trying to scam someone out of $5k and never see that loan paid back ever. thats why sucka

ChillVault · 11-19-2012, 12:14 AM

look at you shameful and have no balls

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Originally Posted by pamon

or a duchebag who is trying to scam someone out of $5k and never see that loan paid back ever. thats why sucka

Killswitch · 11-19-2012, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ChillVault

look at you shameful and have no balls

Nice title in this post... You spelled a few things wrong, like You're, and Ho.

DTK · 11-19-2012, 12:29 AM

And thus the belligerence from the OP begins....petty scammers = predictable as the tides

Killswitch · 11-19-2012, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DTK

And thus the belligerence from the OP begins....petty scammers = predictable as the tides

v4 media · 11-19-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ChillVault

if u dont have the cash keep the trap zipped

Exactly.. so shut the fuck up! You dont have the $$.

ChillVault · 11-19-2012, 12:51 AM

thanks gfy i knew i could count on you!!!

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Originally Posted by v4 media

Exactly.. so shut the fuck up! You dont have the $$.

adultchatpay · 11-19-2012, 01:13 AM

Go to a pawnshop or something. No one will lend you $5 here let alone $5k?
That is suicide!

fitzmulti · 11-19-2012, 10:20 AM

john FVC · 11-20-2012, 02:16 AM

I will lend you the 5k you need but its going to cost you 15k. You will need to send me the 10k first (western union) then I will send you the 5k you need. Then one week later you can pay me back the 5k.

SomeCreep · 11-20-2012, 02:19 AM

i sale short icq for 5k

lucas131 · 11-20-2012, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

join date nov 2012, 6 digit icq.

seems legit!

wait wait, he is the best seo pro all around, you cannot fuck with him! doesnt matter that with some seo skills he may have made that cash already, but he is here to help us you know? you all are motherfucking bastards who dont get we have god and guru at once here! ooooo pray for him!

Zeiss · 11-20-2012, 03:52 AM

Go to the bank. They will like the non-nude idea.

Killswitch · 11-20-2012, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

join date nov 2012, 6 digit icq.

seems legit!

Not defending him at all, but GFY Join date doesn't mean shit on your tenure in the industry.

Zeiss · 11-20-2012, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Not defending him at all, but GFY Join date doesn't mean shit on your tenure in the industry.

gleem · 11-20-2012, 12:30 PM

I for one would invest in something that sounded good that also put up collateral. I'm bored.

PAR · 11-20-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Not defending him at all, but GFY Join date doesn't mean shit on your tenure in the industry.

I'll agree with you on that my join date is some 5-6 years after I started.
But asking people for $5k in the same month you joined ...
Is admittedly really sad when it's only $5k

If the OP has been around in the industry even a few years they should know 10 people that can toss up $500 each. *but that would be done in private not a random public post*

Before posting here of all places they would have exhausted everyone on their ICQ list; or they don't have anyone they know well on it that has any cash to play with.

Could have asked people that they know better than a group of people on a board that they have been a member of for less than 30 days.. AKA mom/dad/friends/the mailman etc...

Pawning/selling somethings to reduce the amount needed on the loan or cover it 100%.

But no, the go to was to post a random message to strangers on a public board that they have been a member of for less than 20 days.

Are we to believe that they have a short ICQ, custom 1800 number etc.

Yet no contacts on said ICQ, no family, no friends, no belongings, no savings of their own, no credit card, no line of credit, no nothing, no income to hedge...
There he site all alone with just a hot plate and a laptop working in a cold room, that one bare burning light bulb burning over head. Hoping and clinging to the dream,
A dream that in less than 20 days on a board named "go fuck yourself" they have found a group of people so giving, so caring that they would lead a stranger the money.
Money needed to move forward with a ground breaking site that in less than 15 days, they will have 3 times the money they needed. WOW 300% growth in 2 weeks...

Tune in next week on web dreams and meet "Gram-by" the 115 year old with a dream of being the next big adult teen star...

dillonaire · 11-20-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ChillVault

Seeking 5k loan for 2 weeks. Money will go into buying a revenue producing non nude site with 50% organic traffic. Hit me up if ur interested

best regards

Dear Sir,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria who died on the 8th of June 1998.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death on the morning of 8th June 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

My late husband had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.

May Allah show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

Dr (Mrs.) Mariam Abacha (M.O.N)

N/B: Please contact Dr Galadima Hassan on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities

Markul · 11-20-2012, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gleem

I for one would invest in something that sounded good that also put up collateral. I'm bored.

I think the keyword here is collateral, I'm betting the OP does not have that ;)

Killswitch · 11-20-2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

True, but it says volumes as to what nick he had before. Speaking of which, what was your previous nick?

You've asked me this before and I said it before. My nick before this was Killswitch. If you can't understand it or are having problems. Thats your problem not mine.

TheSquealer · 11-20-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ChillVault

on a 2 week loan with juice who wouldn't want that. oh yeah you of course you wouldnt and it makes perfect sense why

Who wouldn't want that?

.... uhm.... the guy who expects to be paid back?

Double trouble · 11-20-2012, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ChillVault

Dtk what is your contact info?

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Originally Posted by DTK

[email protected]

crizatu · 12-09-2012, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Let me guess, http://www.hottiesphotos.com/ that's for sale in the adult section of Digital Point, right? You want to spend $5000 on a site where 30% of the traffic is from India? Wow, just wow...

I don't know if he was serious about my website but I can tell you that your affirmation that the website receives 30% of the traffic from India is completely wrong. I have posted in the sale thread the Location report from Google Analytics that shows that
only 4.57% of the traffic is from India.

slg5 · 12-09-2012, 04:06 AM

no problem.

Just send me the bank details.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/fiscal...164739124.html

VenusBlogger · 12-09-2012, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

If you had the ability to pay 5k back in two weeks, you wouldn't need to borrow 5k by asking strangers on a forum.

No idea about chill-fault, but... just wondering.. who the fuck are you THE SKUILER ? Who are you?

Nobody here fucking know who the fuck you are..

What are your sites? huh?

You are a NOBODY and you dont even have a site?

And you can take the THREATS you made to me a few days ago, up your ass, idiot.

"The SKUILER"...

Supz · 12-09-2012, 10:19 AM

Do you have collateral?

Killswitch · 12-09-2012, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

No idea about chill-fault, but... just wondering.. who the fuck are you THE SKUILER ? Who are you?

Nobody here fucking know who the fuck you are..

What are your sites? huh?

You are a NOBODY and you dont even have a site?

And you can take the THREATS you made to me a few days ago, up your ass, idiot.

"The SKUILER"...

ZeroHero · 12-09-2012, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Charlie look fresh here

SekobA · 12-09-2012, 11:18 AM

hope this loan will help him to buy more Gfy singature

BareBacked · 12-09-2012, 11:57 AM

Maybe if you set up a tube site BEFORE asking for payment you would have cash ..

fris · 12-09-2012, 12:10 PM

why not wait 2 weeks ;)

Tjeezers · 12-09-2012, 03:02 PM

http://www.adultseolabs.com/our-team.html

After doing some research, I had to giggle a little
You`re serious funny, and have made up a whole imaginary team of people.
Well besides the Philippines, cause those can work for anyone, or be anyone, the rest is just a serious joke. I mean, common, no idea why you do it like this, but seriously??

I am not going to print out my findings, cause if someone really wants to give you that amount of cash they will do the research themselves.

The rest of your site is still empty, but I am sure your team is working on this as we speak for days now... weeks... I mean, it takes a long time to come up with something people swallow, I am sure you develop the text as you grow into your roll as big men

3xmedia · 12-09-2012, 03:05 PM

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BigChad · 12-09-2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

why not wait 2 weeks ;)

Matt 26z · 12-09-2012, 03:54 PM

Lend the $5,000 to me instead so I can buy freeze drying equipment.

I live near a Yak farm. They incinerate unused portions of the carcass. I really believe there is a market for cutting the penis off and selling it as freeze dried yak penis.

The investment will be better than this guy. Not by much, but some.

woj · 12-09-2012, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Lend the $5,000 to me instead so I can buy freeze drying equipment.

I live near a Yak farm. They incinerate unused portions of the carcass. I really believe there is a market for cutting the penis off and selling it as freeze dried yak penis.

The investment will be better than this guy. Not by much, but some.

pamon · 12-09-2012, 11:26 PM

this guy hit me up on icq, telling me to apologize for my comments. told him to go fuck himself. said, "i'm legit man". whatever... he's posting everywhere with lame comments.

he could be legit, but think the GFY community has spoken here. DOUCHEBAG

AdultKing · 12-22-2012, 09:43 PM

So is it William or Mike ?

NETSEX · 12-23-2012, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

So is it William or Mike ?

I have been talkin with Will and i was talking with Mike , William work with http://chillvault.com/ and Mike is working with adultseolabs.com/

Matyko · 12-23-2012, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

I'll just go ahead and be the first to call you either retarded or a scammer. If you had the ability to pay 5k back in two weeks, you wouldn't need to borrow 5k by asking strangers on a forum.

what he said

AdultKing · 12-23-2012, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by soundXstudio

I have been talkin with Will and i was talking with Mike , William work with http://chillvault.com/ and Mike is working with adultseolabs.com/

Chillvault.com and AdultSeoLabs.com are the same people.

AdultSeoLabs.com = Mike Freud = Backlinks LLC
ChillVault.com = Mike Freud = Michael Florio = SpankitMedia = Backlinks LLC

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2MuchMark · 12-24-2012, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ChillVault

Whats so hard about this if you can do it its a way to make some extra cash. all you have to do is loan 5k. I'll put my entire network and domains as collateral.

This would not work. You are risking nothing while the lender is risking the $5k. Your domains and network seem to have little to no value, or a value of much much less than $5k.

You are serious about this, you have to find a way to make it risk free to the lender, and prove to the lender that he will earn his return. Your say-so (or anyone elses say-so) is not proof.

2MuchMark · 12-24-2012, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers

http://www.adultseolabs.com/our-team.html

After doing some research, I had to giggle a little
You`re serious funny, and have made up a whole imaginary team of people.
Well besides the Philippines, cause those can work for anyone, or be anyone, the rest is just a serious joke. I mean, common, no idea why you do it like this, but seriously??

I am not going to print out my findings, cause if someone really wants to give you that amount of cash they will do the research themselves.

The rest of your site is still empty, but I am sure your team is working on this as we speak for days now... weeks... I mean, it takes a long time to come up with something people swallow, I am sure you develop the text as you grow into your roll as big men

I agree. I check the site out too and found gems like this:

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SEOdestroy interfaces with Google via rapid pinging technology sub pub hubbub.

Interfaces with Google?
Rapid Pinging technology?
Sub pup hubbub? What?

http://www.adultseolabs.com/software.html

kurtov · 12-24-2012, 10:16 AM

This guy is clearly a lonely Christmas troll, I think we should stop feeding him.

11-18-2012, 11:53 PM	#52
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11-19-2012, 12:08 AM	#56
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11-19-2012, 12:29 AM	#59
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11-19-2012, 10:20 AM	#64
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11-18-2012, 11:57 PM	#54
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11-19-2012, 01:13 AM	#63
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11-20-2012, 02:16 AM	#65
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11-20-2012, 03:52 AM	#68
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11-20-2012, 12:30 PM	#71
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12-09-2012, 04:06 AM	#79
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12-09-2012, 10:19 AM	#81
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12-09-2012, 11:57 AM	#85
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12-09-2012, 12:10 PM	#86
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12-09-2012, 03:02 PM	#87
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12-09-2012, 03:54 PM	#90
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Lend the $5,000 to me instead so I can buy freeze drying equipment. I live near a Yak farm. They incinerate unused portions of the carcass. I really believe there is a market for cutting the penis off and selling it as freeze dried yak penis. The investment will be better than this guy. Not by much, but some.

12-09-2012, 11:26 PM	#92
pamon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,108	this guy hit me up on icq, telling me to apologize for my comments. told him to go fuck himself. said, "i'm legit man". whatever... he's posting everywhere with lame comments. he could be legit, but think the GFY community has spoken here. DOUCHEBAG __________________ Email: [email protected] Skype: davidamodt. / TG: Davidamodt US Adult Content & Porn Writer Project/Sites/Tubes/Reviews & More

12-22-2012, 09:43 PM	#93
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