Monetizing religion as a webmaster - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 09-23-2012, 06:23 PM

One of the things that the great US of A does offer is a large religious market to tap into.

Inspire me please, this is a brainstorming session.

In before Donny.

Colmike9 · 09-23-2012, 06:26 PM

Make a bible shopping blog..

Or something subliminal like this:... http://www.mikescandy.com/search/label/Kosher

HighlyIntoxicated · 09-23-2012, 07:00 PM

instead of selling land on the moon, sell land in heaven.

Yngwie · 09-23-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by HighlyIntoxicated

instead of selling land on the moon, sell land in heaven.

Or hell.. Some people would prefer living in a warmer climate. haha

EDIT: I should have said some prefer to be dead in a warmer climate.

BFT3K · 09-23-2012, 07:08 PM

Join A Dangerous Cult

Colmike9 · 09-23-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HighlyIntoxicated

instead of selling land on the moon, sell land in heaven.

First you have to convince people that you've found the exact location of heaven and map it out. THEN sell land on it..

pornmasta · 09-23-2012, 07:20 PM

open a website with saint images

"god, i come i come"

trial at $1, rebill at $24.95

Webmaster Advertising · 09-23-2012, 09:14 PM

We had a client several years ago that sold downloadable King James Bibles, Torah's and Koran's.

He charged like $19.95 for them and from what I understand, he didn't do to badly with them, pretty sure he even had an affiliate program attached.

rowan · 09-24-2012, 02:50 AM

I ran a markov chains program over the king james bible text a year or two ago. Being markov output it's semi-random garbage, but it actually looks half plausible. Bet it could get some bashers thinking for a minute or two, trying to decipher its true meaning...

Except the land was filled with them. And he did neither eat bread, nor drunk any water, three days expound the riddle. And his host, and those that were in the house of bondage, to thrust thee away with them, that they might dwell together; and the lord appeared unto jacob all the while he offered sacrifices. And the lord made not this written in the first book of the holy place, even the two posts, and went along the highway, all the work of goats' hair for his father had but spit in her father's household, and shebna the scribe, and joah the son of jephunneh.

DamageX · 09-24-2012, 03:08 AM

The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it.

CyberHustler · 09-24-2012, 04:20 AM

I have quiet a few ideas, but they're in process. If they fail, I'll let you know. If they work, you'll never hear about this again.

CurrentlySober · 09-24-2012, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it.

In a 'round-about' way, Hal has got this niche cornered...

ottopottomouse · 09-24-2012, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I ran a markov chains program over the king james bible text a year or two ago. Being markov output it's semi-random garbage, but it actually looks half plausible. Bet it could get some bashers thinking for a minute or two, trying to decipher its true meaning...

Except the land was filled with them. And he did neither eat bread, nor drunk any water, three days expound the riddle. And his host, and those that were in the house of bondage, to thrust thee away with them, that they might dwell together; and the lord appeared unto jacob all the while he offered sacrifices. And the lord made not this written in the first book of the holy place, even the two posts, and went along the highway, all the work of goats' hair for his father had but spit in her father's household, and shebna the scribe, and joah the son of jephunneh.

That's just given me an idea for something else. Thanks

B.Barnato · 09-24-2012, 12:32 PM

Thanks everyone for the input!

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Originally Posted by DamageX

The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it.

Hey, this is a serious thread.

DamageX · 09-24-2012, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Hey, this is a serious thread.

You sure as fuck fooled me.

DamianJ · 09-24-2012, 01:02 PM

Doesn't AFF have a religious 'meet godloving loonies' site?

09-23-2012, 06:23 PM	#1
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Monetizing religion as a webmaster One of the things that the great US of A does offer is a large religious market to tap into. Inspire me please, this is a brainstorming session. In before Donny.

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DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it. __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,047	open a website with saint images "god, i come i come" trial at $1, rebill at $24.95

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Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	We had a client several years ago that sold downloadable King James Bibles, Torah's and Koran's. He charged like $19.95 for them and from what I understand, he didn't do to badly with them, pretty sure he even had an affiliate program attached.

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I ran a markov chains program over the king james bible text a year or two ago. Being markov output it's semi-random garbage, but it actually looks half plausible. Bet it could get some bashers thinking for a minute or two, trying to decipher its true meaning... Except the land was filled with them. And he did neither eat bread, nor drunk any water, three days expound the riddle. And his host, and those that were in the house of bondage, to thrust thee away with them, that they might dwell together; and the lord appeared unto jacob all the while he offered sacrifices. And the lord made not this written in the first book of the holy place, even the two posts, and went along the highway, all the work of goats' hair for his father had but spit in her father's household, and shebna the scribe, and joah the son of jephunneh.

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CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,501	I have quiet a few ideas, but they're in process. If they fail, I'll let you know. If they work, you'll never hear about this again.

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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Doesn't AFF have a religious 'meet godloving loonies' site?