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B.Barnato 09-23-2012 06:23 PM

Monetizing religion as a webmaster
 
One of the things that the great US of A does offer is a large religious market to tap into.

Inspire me please, this is a brainstorming session.

In before Donny.

Colmike9 09-23-2012 06:26 PM

Make a bible shopping blog.. :upsidedow

Or something subliminal like this:... http://www.mikescandy.com/search/label/Kosher

HighlyIntoxicated 09-23-2012 07:00 PM

instead of selling land on the moon, sell land in heaven.

Yngwie 09-23-2012 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by HighlyIntoxicated (Post 19207047)
instead of selling land on the moon, sell land in heaven.

Or hell.. Some people would prefer living in a warmer climate. haha

EDIT: I should have said some prefer to be dead in a warmer climate.

BFT3K 09-23-2012 07:08 PM

Join A Dangerous Cult

Colmike9 09-23-2012 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HighlyIntoxicated (Post 19207047)
instead of selling land on the moon, sell land in heaven.

First you have to convince people that you've found the exact location of heaven and map it out. THEN sell land on it.. :2 cents:

pornmasta 09-23-2012 07:20 PM

open a website with saint images

"god, i come i come"

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/up...e-NG177-fm.jpg

trial at $1, rebill at $24.95

Webmaster Advertising 09-23-2012 09:14 PM

We had a client several years ago that sold downloadable King James Bibles, Torah's and Koran's.

He charged like $19.95 for them and from what I understand, he didn't do to badly with them, pretty sure he even had an affiliate program attached.

rowan 09-24-2012 02:50 AM

I ran a markov chains program over the king james bible text a year or two ago. Being markov output it's semi-random garbage, but it actually looks half plausible. Bet it could get some bashers thinking for a minute or two, trying to decipher its true meaning...

Except the land was filled with them. And he did neither eat bread, nor drunk any water, three days expound the riddle. And his host, and those that were in the house of bondage, to thrust thee away with them, that they might dwell together; and the lord appeared unto jacob all the while he offered sacrifices. And the lord made not this written in the first book of the holy place, even the two posts, and went along the highway, all the work of goats' hair for his father had but spit in her father's household, and shebna the scribe, and joah the son of jephunneh.

DamageX 09-24-2012 03:08 AM

The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it.

CyberHustler 09-24-2012 04:20 AM

I have quiet a few ideas, but they're in process. If they fail, I'll let you know. If they work, you'll never hear about this again.

CurrentlySober 09-24-2012 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 19207450)
The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it.

In a 'round-about' way, Hal has got this niche cornered... :2 cents:

ottopottomouse 09-24-2012 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 19207442)
I ran a markov chains program over the king james bible text a year or two ago. Being markov output it's semi-random garbage, but it actually looks half plausible. Bet it could get some bashers thinking for a minute or two, trying to decipher its true meaning...

Except the land was filled with them. And he did neither eat bread, nor drunk any water, three days expound the riddle. And his host, and those that were in the house of bondage, to thrust thee away with them, that they might dwell together; and the lord appeared unto jacob all the while he offered sacrifices. And the lord made not this written in the first book of the holy place, even the two posts, and went along the highway, all the work of goats' hair for his father had but spit in her father's household, and shebna the scribe, and joah the son of jephunneh.

That's just given me an idea for something else. Thanks :thumbsup

B.Barnato 09-24-2012 12:32 PM

Thanks everyone for the input!


Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 19207450)
The trolling nature of the thread aside, I can think of quite a few ways to monetize it.

Hey, this is a serious thread.:)

DamageX 09-24-2012 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 19208393)
Hey, this is a serious thread.:)

You sure as fuck fooled me. :)

DamianJ 09-24-2012 01:02 PM

Doesn't AFF have a religious 'meet godloving loonies' site?


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